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Chip Frigon

@chipfrigon.bsky.social
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Scientist 🧬🔬, ally 🌈, spork aficionado, misanthrope (probationary), geek, nerd, metalhead 🤘, Parrothead 🦜🌴, gearhead 🛠️, SciFi/fantasy fan ⚔️🖖, band geek (emeritus) 🎺, AvGeek, sarcaster, humanist 🤟 Fascists, thirst traps, & spambots blocked with prejudice

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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
National Coming Out Day! 🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Two rainbow tinted hands coming together to form a heart shape

Text: I;m a safe person to come out to.
#NationalComingOutDay
watermark: LifeAfterGod.org
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ask Steve anything in the comments. (Answers will be limited to Aye or Arrrgh.)
Scene: A black-and-white sketch of an otter named Steve wearing a pirate hat with a skull-and-crossbones, an eye patch, and a name tag, holding a mug against a solid purple background in a playful cartoon style.

Text in image:
“Due to personal reasons, Steve will be saying Aye/Arrrgh instead of yes/no until further notice. Please respect Steve’s piracy during this difficult time.”
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not just me…..
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

THEY INVENTED THE TERRIFYING FICTION OF A BURNING HELL STRICTLY TO MAKE SURE YOU NEVER DRAG THE REAL DEMONS OUT OF THEIR MANSIONS. 

"THE PRIEST DOES NOT WANT TO SAVE YOUR SOUL; HE IS A HEAVILY ARMED PSYCHOLOGICAL WARDEN PAID BY THE ELITE TO ENSURE THE STARVING SLAVES NEVER REALIZE THEY OUTNUMBER THE MASTERS A THOUSAND TO ONE."

VOLTAIRE
THE POLITICAL MIND
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
9/15 is national voter registration day! Check with your county registrar's office to make sure you're registered, or go through vote dot org. DO NOT use the web site with "safe" in its name--it's a scam site set up by a certain tech mogul's PAC, and scrapes voter data for nefarious purposes... 🤬
Black background with rainbow colored lettering in a stencil font

text: "It's a beautiful day to check your voter registration."
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Be ruthless to systems: Be kind to people.
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This afternoon (12 September 2026) To quote Eric Cartman: "OW! MY @SS!" TBF, this is on hotel row, literally within sight of SFO, but still... 😱
Burlingame, CA, USA, near SFO.
Price sign outside of a Shell gas station.
Regular (87 octane): $6.159/gallon
Plus (89 octane): $6.359/gallon
V-Power (92 octane) $6.559/gallon
Renewable (bio) diesel #2: $8.799/gallon (holy shit!)

There is a 20c/gallon discount if you purchase a car was, though...
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Spotted in the wild this afternoon. The unholy intersection too many poor decisions.... 😖
A barbie pink WankPanzer
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Babylon 5: Alfred Bester's Cheerful Wave
ALT: Babylon 5: Alfred Bester's Cheerful Wave
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The best way to honor those lost on 9/11 is to be the people we were on 9/12
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
16 years? Long before 9/11 got hijacked by a bunch of dickless frakwits, it belonged unequivocally to a /far/ greater force of Nature. September 11th will /always/ belong to her. No politician, no terrorist, no natural disaster will ever take that away. Mom would have been 88 today..... 😢
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🎶You run and you run to catch up with the Sun But it's sinking Racing around, to come up behind you again. The Sun is the same, in a relative way But you're older Shorter of breath, and one day closer to death.... 🎵
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.”
~Gloria Steinem
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
She will be missed.
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gloria Steinem 1934 - 2026 😢
"Don't listen to me. Listen to yourself... People often ask me at this age 'Who am I passing the torch to?' First of all, I'm not giving up my torch, thank you! 
I'm using my torch to light other people's torches...
If we each have a torch, there's a lot more light."
-Gloria Steinem, Age 85
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Two panels
Top panel: A Tesla Cybertruck (aka WankPanzer, aka Incelcamino), with Elon Musk, arms crossed, standing in front of it, looking over at 47, who is bloviating about something relevant to his own aggrandizement.
Bottom panel: A still taken from the Star Trek original series episode "The Trouble With Tribbles". It's the bar on deep space station K7, bartender in the background, Klingon officer Korax in the foreground, exchanging insults with the Enterprise crew (off-camera in this scene)
Quote (incorrect, it should be noted...): "I didn't say it should be hauling garbage - I said it should be hauled away AS garbage!"
(the correct quote from the episode is: "I shouldn't have said it should be hauling garbage. I should have said it should be hauled away AS garbage!". Yes, I'm a nerd. Deal with it.)
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
MapQuest. Just sayin'....
A screenshot from the MapQuest app, correctly showing Lake ONTARIO.A screenshot from the MapQuest app, correctly showing the Gulf of MEXICO.
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Me, too Toad. Me, too....
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Then Toad began to bang his head against the wall
Toad bangs his poor head against the wall.

From "The Story"
In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Wait--someone gave Steve the keys? Again?!?!?
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This HAD to be done!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Bruno Tonioli: Perfection On Every Level
ALT: Bruno Tonioli: Perfection On Every Level
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
“If Pat Benetar and Janis Joplin had a kid, but Joan Jett got custody, and Ann Wilson gave her vocal lessons” 😲 www.facebook.com/reel/2575818...
facebook.com
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
“The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.” ~ H P Lovecraft
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Steve Irwin. Scientist and Saint.....
The inimitable Steve Irwin, soaking wet, and waist deep in a lagoon somewhere. He's holding a juvenile crocodile, his left hand just behind its' jaws, his right hand grasping its' tail just behind the back legs. The crocodile, nonplussed, has its' mouth open and is looking somewhere off screen, thinking it's own murderous, crocodilian thoughts. Probably about Steve Irwin's mother. Steve, for his part, looks directly into the camera, and is just happy. I mean, TRULY happy. As he always is when wildlife is involved.

Text: "Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."

~Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You know who really needs electric shock gloves? Women. Women walking at night. Women in parking garages. Women who've filed restraining orders. Women everywhere.

You know who doesn't need them? Ultra-violent fascists with a history of abuse and assault.
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Well, there goes the neighborhood.... 🤬💩 Folks, this is what you get when you let a ketamine-addled 13 year-old loose in the C-suite, and your customer base has far more money than sense....
A Tesla Cyber Truck parked, unfortunately, in front of a neighbors house. Fortunately, not close to my place....The Tesla Cyber Truck.
aka WankPanzer
aka IncelCamino
aka Facist Shitmobile
aka CuckTruck
.......
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A tweet (xit?) from @omgsidewalks:
"You CANNOT rage against the machine if you're asking it to summarise your emails for you."
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I got 20 that says an ICE agent fries his sack with those electric gloves.
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I could play it back to listen in on the whole conversation but I could also punch myself in the head with a sampling drill and I was not going to do that, either.
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
THE SNOOT MUST BE BOOPED!
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
When you’re so depressingly adult that you get irrationally excited about a new garden hose….. 🙄 To be fair, though, the hose it replaces was 25 years old, and cracked catastrophically in multiple places when I pulled it off the reel
My new garden hose. 50 feet of supple, dark blue perfection, with a lighter blue stripe running it's length. It is wound around my old, battered green and gray plastic hose reel, with a round lawn sprinkler dangling from its end. I think I may need a moment alone....
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I am exactly where I want to be in life. At home. Avoiding people.
An orange and white cat sits comfortably on a chair, looking into the camera. Their expression is somewhere between bland neutrality and mild disdain.

text: I am exactly where I want to be in life.
At home, avoiding people.
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
SHELVE YOUR HAND AXE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE DARK THOUGHTS. AND YOU WILL WIN.
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
h/t to Birds with threatening auras on the Book of Feces....
A male Brewer's Blackbird (all black, with white-rimmed eyes, super common in my area) perched on what appears to be a window box bird feeder, and glaring menacingly directly into the camera.

text: Remember that bird watching goes both ways
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Also, biohazard, ANFO, psyop, S&M, bogart, hippie, dork, dookie, off-gassing, and stagflation.... 😒
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Merriam-Webster has a time traveller (www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler), where you can see when words were first used in print. Guess I was meant to be a molecular biologist, studying neurodegenerative diseases.... From my birth year: restriction enzyme, neurodegenerative disease
merriam-webster.com
Time Traveler by Merriam-Webster
When was a word first used in print? You may be surprised! Choose a year, and we'll show you the words that come from that date.
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A corridor of the California class USS Cerritos. Lt. Shaxs with a hand on Ensign Boimler's shoulder, looking as though he has just imparted some profound morsel of wisdom. Biomler, for his part, looks ... nervous. As always....

text: Manipulation is when they blame you for your reaction to their disrespect.
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
h/t to Shaxsposting on the book of faces....
They only call it class warfare when we fight back.
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
💯
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Close-up of a platypus on a dark green blanket, clearly not happy about having been disturbed from a perfectly good nap.

Text: It's an I-dentity, not a you-dentity. Stop trying to tell me who I am.
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
😢🦖
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Michael Fanone is not engaging in revisionist history.
#substack

Michael Fanone 3h • Subscribe

Lindsey Graham is dead. will always remember my first and only encounter with him when he looked the grieving mother of a dead police officer in the face and barked that he wasn't going to listen to her blame Trump for January 6th. When I showed him my body cam footage from that day he turned away and looked at his phone. Rest in Piss you fucking worthless scumbag. If there is a hell I hope you're in it.
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
TIL: British politics has a character Similar to our Vermin Supreme. Their name is Count Binface. They wear a rubbish (trash) can like a helmet. Kinda gives Black Knight vibes from Holy Grail. They're currently trouncing Nigel Farage. By a wide margin.
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
NOT what I was expecting to see today. Gone to the great Closet in the, well, NOT sky. Has anyone checked his underwear for Novichok....
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I love all my weird friends! 🤘
Wayne's World. The Mirth Mobile. THAT song is playing. Heads are about to bang....

Text: All you need are weird friends and a tank of gas.
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So, if tRump is Jabba, would that make Kegsbreath Salacious Crumb?
A Cabinet meeting. The orange buffoon is mid bloviation. To his left (our right). Secretary of DEFENSE Pete Hegseth stares intently at the glass of water in front of him, as if either trying to summon some dark power to boil it, or trying desperately to squeeze out a particularly recalcitrant flatus.

Behind them, mounted to the wall, is Mitch McConnell, encased in carbonite (a la Han Solo in Return Of The Jedi). He is clearly Jabba's ...er... tRump's favorite decoration.
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
IYKYK... 😡
A tweet form Dr. Ethan Collins 
@EthanCollinsPhD

"I started my PhD wanting to change the world. Now I'm just trying to change the font size on my figures so they fit the journal's formatting requirements."

11:46 AM May 31, 2025 • Twitter Web App
2,891 Retweets 438 Quote Tweets 9,764 Likes
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Tonight were gonna party like it's 1789....
A photo of a cloudy sky. Two birds in soar in the upper left corner. In the foreground, a guillotine stands proudly, blade raised high, primed and ready for the solemn and necessary tasks to come.

Text overlay:
An English nursery rhyme 
They hang the man and flog the woman 
That steal the goose from off the common,
But let the greater villain loose 
That steals the common from the goose. 

The law demands that we atone 
When we take things we do not own, 
But leaves the lords and ladies fine 
Who takes things that are yours and mine.

-circa 1764

watermark: Imgilip.com
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Many more mentioned in the comments…..
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