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Chip Frigon

@chipfrigon.bsky.social
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Scientist 🧬🔬, ally 🌈, spork aficionado, misanthrope (probationary), geek, nerd, metalhead 🤘, Parrothead 🦜🌴, gearhead 🛠️, SciFi/fantasy fan ⚔️🖖, band geek (emeritus) 🎺, AvGeek, sarcaster, humanist 🤟 Fascists, thirst traps, & spambots blocked with prejudice

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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
National Coming Out Day! 🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Two rainbow tinted hands coming together to form a heart shape

Text: I;m a safe person to come out to.
#NationalComingOutDay
watermark: LifeAfterGod.org
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

THEY INVENTED THE TERRIFYING FICTION OF A BURNING HELL STRICTLY TO MAKE SURE YOU NEVER DRAG THE REAL DEMONS OUT OF THEIR MANSIONS. 

"THE PRIEST DOES NOT WANT TO SAVE YOUR SOUL; HE IS A HEAVILY ARMED PSYCHOLOGICAL WARDEN PAID BY THE ELITE TO ENSURE THE STARVING SLAVES NEVER REALIZE THEY OUTNUMBER THE MASTERS A THOUSAND TO ONE."

VOLTAIRE
THE POLITICAL MIND
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
9/15 is national voter registration day! Check with your county registrar's office to make sure you're registered, or go through vote dot org. DO NOT use the web site with "safe" in its name--it's a scam site set up by a certain tech mogul's PAC, and scrapes voter data for nefarious purposes... 🤬
Black background with rainbow colored lettering in a stencil font

text: "It's a beautiful day to check your voter registration."
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Be ruthless to systems: Be kind to people.
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This afternoon (12 September 2026) To quote Eric Cartman: "OW! MY @SS!" TBF, this is on hotel row, literally within sight of SFO, but still... 😱
Burlingame, CA, USA, near SFO.
Price sign outside of a Shell gas station.
Regular (87 octane): $6.159/gallon
Plus (89 octane): $6.359/gallon
V-Power (92 octane) $6.559/gallon
Renewable (bio) diesel #2: $8.799/gallon (holy shit!)

There is a 20c/gallon discount if you purchase a car was, though...
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Spotted in the wild this afternoon. The unholy intersection too many poor decisions.... 😖
A barbie pink WankPanzer
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The best way to honor those lost on 9/11 is to be the people we were on 9/12
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
16 years? Long before 9/11 got hijacked by a bunch of dickless frakwits, it belonged unequivocally to a /far/ greater force of Nature. September 11th will /always/ belong to her. No politician, no terrorist, no natural disaster will ever take that away. Mom would have been 88 today..... 😢
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.”
~Gloria Steinem
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gloria Steinem 1934 - 2026 😢
"Don't listen to me. Listen to yourself... People often ask me at this age 'Who am I passing the torch to?' First of all, I'm not giving up my torch, thank you! 
I'm using my torch to light other people's torches...
If we each have a torch, there's a lot more light."
-Gloria Steinem, Age 85
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Two panels
Top panel: A Tesla Cybertruck (aka WankPanzer, aka Incelcamino), with Elon Musk, arms crossed, standing in front of it, looking over at 47, who is bloviating about something relevant to his own aggrandizement.
Bottom panel: A still taken from the Star Trek original series episode "The Trouble With Tribbles". It's the bar on deep space station K7, bartender in the background, Klingon officer Korax in the foreground, exchanging insults with the Enterprise crew (off-camera in this scene)
Quote (incorrect, it should be noted...): "I didn't say it should be hauling garbage - I said it should be hauled away AS garbage!"
(the correct quote from the episode is: "I shouldn't have said it should be hauling garbage. I should have said it should be hauled away AS garbage!". Yes, I'm a nerd. Deal with it.)
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
MapQuest. Just sayin'....
A screenshot from the MapQuest app, correctly showing Lake ONTARIO.A screenshot from the MapQuest app, correctly showing the Gulf of MEXICO.
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Steve Irwin. Scientist and Saint.....
The inimitable Steve Irwin, soaking wet, and waist deep in a lagoon somewhere. He's holding a juvenile crocodile, his left hand just behind its' jaws, his right hand grasping its' tail just behind the back legs. The crocodile, nonplussed, has its' mouth open and is looking somewhere off screen, thinking it's own murderous, crocodilian thoughts. Probably about Steve Irwin's mother. Steve, for his part, looks directly into the camera, and is just happy. I mean, TRULY happy. As he always is when wildlife is involved.

Text: "Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."

~Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You know who really needs electric shock gloves? Women. Women walking at night. Women in parking garages. Women who've filed restraining orders. Women everywhere.

You know who doesn't need them? Ultra-violent fascists with a history of abuse and assault.
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Well, there goes the neighborhood.... 🤬💩 Folks, this is what you get when you let a ketamine-addled 13 year-old loose in the C-suite, and your customer base has far more money than sense....
A Tesla Cyber Truck parked, unfortunately, in front of a neighbors house. Fortunately, not close to my place....The Tesla Cyber Truck.
aka WankPanzer
aka IncelCamino
aka Facist Shitmobile
aka CuckTruck
.......
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A tweet (xit?) from @omgsidewalks:
"You CANNOT rage against the machine if you're asking it to summarise your emails for you."
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I got 20 that says an ICE agent fries his sack with those electric gloves.
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
When you’re so depressingly adult that you get irrationally excited about a new garden hose….. 🙄 To be fair, though, the hose it replaces was 25 years old, and cracked catastrophically in multiple places when I pulled it off the reel
My new garden hose. 50 feet of supple, dark blue perfection, with a lighter blue stripe running it's length. It is wound around my old, battered green and gray plastic hose reel, with a round lawn sprinkler dangling from its end. I think I may need a moment alone....
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I am exactly where I want to be in life. At home. Avoiding people.
An orange and white cat sits comfortably on a chair, looking into the camera. Their expression is somewhere between bland neutrality and mild disdain.

text: I am exactly where I want to be in life.
At home, avoiding people.
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
h/t to Birds with threatening auras on the Book of Feces....
A male Brewer's Blackbird (all black, with white-rimmed eyes, super common in my area) perched on what appears to be a window box bird feeder, and glaring menacingly directly into the camera.

text: Remember that bird watching goes both ways
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A corridor of the California class USS Cerritos. Lt. Shaxs with a hand on Ensign Boimler's shoulder, looking as though he has just imparted some profound morsel of wisdom. Biomler, for his part, looks ... nervous. As always....

text: Manipulation is when they blame you for your reaction to their disrespect.
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
h/t to Shaxsposting on the book of faces....
They only call it class warfare when we fight back.
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Close-up of a platypus on a dark green blanket, clearly not happy about having been disturbed from a perfectly good nap.

Text: It's an I-dentity, not a you-dentity. Stop trying to tell me who I am.
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Michael Fanone is not engaging in revisionist history.
#substack

Michael Fanone 3h • Subscribe

Lindsey Graham is dead. will always remember my first and only encounter with him when he looked the grieving mother of a dead police officer in the face and barked that he wasn't going to listen to her blame Trump for January 6th. When I showed him my body cam footage from that day he turned away and looked at his phone. Rest in Piss you fucking worthless scumbag. If there is a hell I hope you're in it.
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I love all my weird friends! 🤘
Wayne's World. The Mirth Mobile. THAT song is playing. Heads are about to bang....

Text: All you need are weird friends and a tank of gas.
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So, if tRump is Jabba, would that make Kegsbreath Salacious Crumb?
A Cabinet meeting. The orange buffoon is mid bloviation. To his left (our right). Secretary of DEFENSE Pete Hegseth stares intently at the glass of water in front of him, as if either trying to summon some dark power to boil it, or trying desperately to squeeze out a particularly recalcitrant flatus.

Behind them, mounted to the wall, is Mitch McConnell, encased in carbonite (a la Han Solo in Return Of The Jedi). He is clearly Jabba's ...er... tRump's favorite decoration.
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
IYKYK... 😡
A tweet form Dr. Ethan Collins 
@EthanCollinsPhD

"I started my PhD wanting to change the world. Now I'm just trying to change the font size on my figures so they fit the journal's formatting requirements."

11:46 AM May 31, 2025 • Twitter Web App
2,891 Retweets 438 Quote Tweets 9,764 Likes
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Tonight were gonna party like it's 1789....
A photo of a cloudy sky. Two birds in soar in the upper left corner. In the foreground, a guillotine stands proudly, blade raised high, primed and ready for the solemn and necessary tasks to come.

Text overlay:
An English nursery rhyme 
They hang the man and flog the woman 
That steal the goose from off the common,
But let the greater villain loose 
That steals the common from the goose. 

The law demands that we atone 
When we take things we do not own, 
But leaves the lords and ladies fine 
Who takes things that are yours and mine.

-circa 1764

watermark: Imgilip.com
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Just an FYI....
Hot take
None Of
Your Problems
Are Caused By
Someone
Being Trans

watermark: RealMamaBears.org

Black background with white lettering. Stylized flame in rainbow colors between "Hot" and "Take". "Someone" is in rainbow colors. "Trans" is in the blue-pink-white-pink-blue of the trans flag. At the bottom are 8 colored dots in red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet, light blue, and pink.
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Thoughts on America 250.... (Sorry, alt text won't give me enough characters--will nest in comments....)
250 years ago today, our forefathers decided that we had had enough. 
Enough of tyranny.
Enough of rule by whim.
Enough of unrepresented governance.
Enough.
Since then, we have decided that a certain minority of the population were, in fact, full citizens, and NOT 3/5 of a person.
Since then, we have decided that no person can own another.
Since then, we have decided that ALL citizens, regardless of landed status or gender or color or creed, have the right to participate in our system.
Since then, we have decided that marriage between any race or gender is recognized by the government.
Since then, we have decided that being a member of a political party that is not in power does NOT disqualify one from participation in society.
Since then, we have decided that those who come here to work for a better life may find it.
Since then, we have  strived to improve on what we started two and a half centuries ago.
We’ve not always done well. We have sometimes slipped back, sometimes egregiously so, but always have come out a step ahead of where we started.
And remember this: The national motto of the United States is NOT “In god we trust”, but “E Pluribus Unum”. Out of many comes one. We may look different. We may speak differently. We may dress differently. We may love differently. We may think differently. But we are ALL Americans. We all have a voice. We all have a say in our future. If you are eligible to vote, register now (if you haven’t already), and vote. If your ideal candidate isn’t on the ballot, vote for the one that comes the closest, The price of freedom may be eternal vigilance, but the price of apathy is <gestures vaguely all around us right now>.
America 250 is not about any one person, political party, or denomination, in spite of what some would have us believe. It is about coming together to make our country better. For everyone.
For my part this evening, I’ll be pouring a glass of Irish whiskey to go along with a Ukrainian porter, and sitting out on my f…
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
FOR THE HORDE! Ok, this has been memed into oblivion in the last few days, but this one made me smile. IYKYK….
Photo of the couple who climbed up the antenna mast of The Empire State Building a few days ago to unfurl a banner. but their banner has been replaced with a red one bearing the symbol of The Horde from the Warcraft/World Of Warcraft games, and the words "FOR THE HORDE" (a popular refrain from many Horde-side NPC's (and players!) in the games)
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Sharknado ftw!
A sign, as you might find in front of a church or community center announcing upcoming events

Text: The next time you're afraid to share ideas remember someone once said in a meeting let's make a film with a tornado full of sharks
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Dunno why this is hitting me particularly just now. I always seem to end up in an Alliance-friendly bar on U-day…. “May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.” - Malcolm Reynolds, ‘Firefly’
The flag of the Independents, from the TV show 'Firefly' and movie 'Serenity'
A flag, consisting of 5 alternating green and yellow stripes (3 green, 2 yellow), with a single large black 5-pointed star in the center
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Picture of an M-80 firecracker (red cardboard tube with a short length of fuse sticking out the top) on a wooden table.

Text (white drop-shadow, all caps): 
For someone, somewhere in America
Today will be the last day they have ten fingers
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Current situation for most of the Northern hemisphere....
Scene from Mel Brook's 'Blazing Saddles', where Lyle (the railroad crew foreman) berates the crew for their "laziness"...

Text: (top) "Ya'll (sic) complaining like it's 120 degrees out here"
(bottom) "Can't be more than 114"
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This.
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
A pencil drawing from The Naked Pastor (If you don't know of him, you really should...) depicting a wedding ceremony. In the background, the vague sketch in black and white of a crowd of attendees. In the foreground, facing us, two men in tuxedos with rainbow bow ties. The man on the left is light skinned, with close-trimmed black hair and full, neatly trimmed beard. The man on the right has darker skin, and is bald except for his beard, which wraps to a fringe of dark hair around his head. Facing them (away from us) stands the officiant. Dark skinned, with a grey pony tail, and wearing a powder blue garment with a rainbow shawl/scarf. Their right hand is raised as though administering a blessing.

Text: When someone tries to take away your rights, that's called persecution.
When someone else gets rights you already enjoy, That's called sharing.

watermark: Hayward (David Hayward) 
naked pastor
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I like my whiskey straight but my friends can go either way
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Vertical stripes mashup of the classic Pride and Trans flags, with a brown stripe as well.

Black box with white text: "Happy Father's Day to all the father figures out there."

watermark: Have a Gay Day (their classic pride flag smiley face)
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Happy Pride, y'all! I hope you're adaptable. I know Brad is... 🫦
The Lips, from  the opening shot of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.  But instead of brilliant red, they are painted in horizontal rainbow stripes
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
h/t Gulf Coast Equality from another platform
Black background. Stylized EKG trace in rainbow colors, with 4 beats. In the center of the image, between beats 2 and 3, a large heart with bright horizontal watercolor rainbow stripes has been placed, with spots surrounding it randomly, as if spattered from it being dropped onto the image.
Below the heart, text in rainbow colored stencil font: "PROUD ALLY"
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Background: A brick wall, painted diagonally in rainbow colors.

Text (white drop shadowed): "I don't care if you're Straight, Bi, Pan, Trans, Gay, Lesbian, Asexual, Black, White, Purple or Green. You Respect Me & I'll Respect You.
But if you're Purple or Green you should probably see a doctor...
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
12 June 2016. 49 souls lost, 58 wounded. 😥🌈
A black background. Across the middle, left to right, in rainbow hues, an EKG trace spanning two heartbeats. Between the heartbeats, a stylized heart, with "NO H8" in black letters.
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
White background. Heart shape, colored in rainbow stripes. A line of 8 emoji hearts, each a color of the rainbow, plus brown and black, run across the green band, just over half way down the main heart. Black text on the second and third (orange and yellow) bands, reads: "Who you Love isn't a Sin. Who you hate is..."
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride month!
A cartoon in 5 panels
Panel 1 (top left): Caption: May 31 11:59 PM. A couple in bed. A blue wall. Brown, arcing headboard. Salmon colored bottom sheet. Dark red top sheet and pillows. On the right, Masc with dark skin and long, flowing black hair, sleeps peacefully while wearing a black top. Their left hand is visible near their face, fingers curled to reveal painted nails. Maybe they're red, maybe they're a subtle rainbow. Femme, lighter skinned, but also with black hair, wears a white top, and sleeps snuggled close to Masc's back, a look of utter contentment on their face.
Panel 2 (top right): Caption: June 1 12:00 AM  Femme is no longer asleep.Their eyes are wide. Their cheeks are flushed. Their mouth is contorted and a tightly closed. You KNOW what's about to happen...
Panel 3 (middle left): BLARGH!!! Mouth wide and eyes tracking in different direction, an enormous splooge of rainbow spews forth from Femmes's mouth, directly across Masc's face. Through it, we can clearly see only Masc's eyes, confused and vaguely angry looking
Panel 4 (middle right): BLUB GURBLUB bonk. The rainbow splooge continues. Masc has turned to block most of the issuance with their shoulder. Bits of rainbow stick to their top, arm, and face, though, oddly, there is none in their hair. Speech bubble: "WHAT THE HELL!?"
Panel 5 (bottom, double wide): KRUSMASH!!! The rainbow bursts through the roof of the house, arcing forcefully and turbulently right-to-left, over the neighbors' houses. Under it, the words "Happy Pride!" in large rainbow letters. Speech bubble: "Good God, woman! What did you eat? A Skittle factory?!"

watermark: HOLLERING ELK

Happy Pride, y'all!
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This is Truth.
B&W photo of Bogie. Facing stage right, but head turned to look directly into the camera. The fedora. The trench coat. Left hand in the coat pocket. Right hand holding a Martini. His expression is flat, as he delivers a bit of wisdom that he thinks should be blindingly obvious to the most casual observer of Humanity.

White text over center of pic:"THE PROBLEM WITH THE WORLD IS THAT EVERYONE IS A FEW DRINKS BEHIND"
Signature: Humphrey Bogart
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Art. A river gorge. Spanning the gorge: a massive dam, labeled "May 31st". Filled in behind the dam, about to be unleashed in an unstoppable, inevitable torrent of Gay: a massive rainbow.

Below the dam: a peaceful village, completely oblivious to the fabulosity that is about to be set loose upon them. Why did they build there? Why? The fools. They should have known......
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Well, mostly straight.... 😜🌈
A blue sky, with big fluffy clouds in the background. The Progress Pride flag (rainbow flag with the addition of chevrons of nested black, brown, pale blue, pink, and white, representing the addition of trans people and queers of color) waves in the breeze.

Top text: Think Of Me As The Pole.
Bottom Text: I'm not part of the flag, but I am straight and I will support you.
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
A footpath. A goose. White, with orange bill and feet, medium gray patches on its' back and folded wings. Its head is lowered. Beak open. Charging into the camera hard enough to kick dirt up from the footpath. It is PISSED.

Text: 
"Live.
Laugh.
Honk aggressively at strangers"
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Chip Frigon @chipfrigon.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
So, I was wandering along the Bay Trail near SFO, looking to do some plane spotting, when this happened….. Two Canada geese, with 3 goslings, not 10 feet from me 😲
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