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Neurodivergent enby They/Them Not here to behave professionally unlike my other socials

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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
V8 tastes like what Bunnicula’s diet is
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“Yeah I guess I’m more of a power tools nonbinary than I am a nail polish nonbinary” Me, pondering gender at the bf
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Me to the bf: Wait why do you know the scientific name for water striders? him: I can know science too! I am liberal arts major :p
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Just asked my boyfriend if I overreached; He said “you’re Icarus with a parachute” Thanks, love
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
If it quacks like a duck, it’s probably subtext you should go ahead and jump to conclusions immediately
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It’s pride month and My Gender is awake 😭
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
As an enby, I’m constantly too much woman for me to handle
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
My bf, wrapping my noodle dish into a tortilla: It is a plate I don’t have to wash because I eat it :D
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I just felt my last brain cell unfold a beach chair
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
There’s Spicy Brain, and there’s My Brain is Lava
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
(asking my bf): Do I give Themme Fatale? 🥺
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
MY toxic trait is— *coughs in influenza*
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I need like an enby gender reveal cake And all the party favors say “It’s CONFUSED!” instead of it’s a boy or it’s a girl Happy trans day of visibility folks
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I like you in the way some people like trains
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Just realized you can have a ‘will they, won’t they’ scenario with just one solo nonbinary person. My entire ADHD life has been a ‘will they won’t they’
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Alex Glow (merlin) @alexglow.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
This week's #HacksterCafe : @ching.bsky.social (www.visititemfarm.com) on microfactories that empower people to make things quickly and locally 🤩 Feb 24 (Tue), 1pm Pacific / 9pm UTC On @hacksterio.bsky.social ▶️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvDR... ▶️ www.linkedin.com/events/74318... // #HacksterIO
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
The trope of a devil and angel on your shoulders is a well known thing, but I’m pretty sure I have some third gremlin of neurodivergent infodumps and oversharing that vetos both of them until we can all collectively stuff it back in the box
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
One day my brain will finally integrate the difference between baklava and balaclava
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Hey babe let’s put robots on the moon and get ISRU-and-I together 😏👉👉
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Mincemeat and Sweetbreads really need to swap names Like, one of them is sweet and mixed like filling and goes well with or in pastries and one of them is organs that are actual meat. So why?
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
my boyfriend: *toots at the stroke of midnight* me: Really? That’s the first thing you do this year? Is fart??? him: And that’s the first thing you said this year :D
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Why are cookies called cookies and not bakeys you bake cookies
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
My Brain gets Strained Mainly on the Plain
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Me: having an inelegant moment doubled over from food poisoning after making it to the beach Random stranger: Get it out, gurl! I’m just here to grab my porkchop. She scrambles by me over the dunes and returns carrying a takeout container she’d left on the sand I’ll treasure this moment forever
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
“You’re so good in a crisis!” Yessir, that’s because I AM one.
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
“Who are those idiots naruto running thru the crosswalk?” “…Oh. Those are our idiots.” Yeah, you could say my college days were kind of wild
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Spicy Brain is so fun right up until it gets in your eyes ohgod it burns
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Inside of me are two wolves; they have both forgotten what each is supposed to represent
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
How many days out of pride month is a trans business founder allowed to be a queer disaster? Asking for a friend
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
If I had a nickel for every time I met someone in manufacturing named Brian (or variant spelling) I’d have four nickels. Which isn’t much but it’s weird that it happened four times so far And I keep meeting more what is this
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
Me, halfway asleep from melatonin to my boyfriend: Hey wait where are you going I havent figured out if I’m gay or straight for you
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
Just woke up from dreaming about an entire movie involving Dragon Ball Z characters and cyberpunk-esque fighters that my partner and I watched—not participated in—like the entire dream was just me watching a screen and I’m so confused rn
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
Just realized one of my birds might actually be a golden retriever
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
I love the Kumon logo so much because it is EXACTLY the face I would make as a child whenever I “got to” do any “extra academic work”.
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
every squirrel you see is currently on a dare from another squirrel
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
I’m allergic to so much of the lesbian dating pool because they all own cats
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
Herping is like birding but for amphibians and reptiles; I was raised an indoor kid so I’m still pretty green at it. I’d like to identify as a Herp derp
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
I learned in bio that when vertebrate embryos develop, the anus forms before the mouth. What I’m trying to say is I think some people never grow out of being an asshole
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
Finding foraging toys to keep my budgies occupied is an intelligence arms race. I constantly gotta find that sweet spot of challenging and rewarding enough, but not so difficult they give up and decide beeping at me for treats for three hours is more worth the effort.
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
I’m pretty sure many of the ways people humanely trap and contain animals would also work on humans if we scaled it up. I mean, if someone put a clear tube over my head and it wasn’t much wider than me I’d get stuck in it too.
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
If I go sprinkle some fish food into the middle of an ocean what are the odds of some of that eventually winding up inside a whale? I want to go do that with the energy of Fred Rogers feeding his goldfish
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
Partner just told me to go find ppl on this app to follow but what if I just keep screaming into the sky like the birds outside it seems to work for them somehow
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
I’d go to the everglades and help with the Burmese Python problem, except I’m trans, allergic to half of everything outdoors including mosquitoes, grass and pollen, out of shape, small, and probably delicious to Burmese Pythons.
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Ching @ching.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
I came here to shitpost and do nature memes but I don’t know how to navigate anything yet ;_;
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