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@chimmyfrog.bsky.social
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"I'd queen it with the best of them... I'd queen it as long as the gods let me" ⚓🏳️‍🌈 he/him

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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 7h
I was subbing for middle school yesterday and a girl said I look like the guy from ratatouille. I'd never gotten that one before so I asked why and she said "maybe because you look so nervous"
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What makes it more difficult?
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've come so far from the quarter zip but it was definitely my uniform in high school and college. In fact I was so quarter zip pilled I composed a sonnet about them once
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Doesn't the P in GOP already mean party
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
prayers. Thanks for sharing!
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just watched this, I also resonated with where Austin lands. I'm open to what the dogmas affirm, but am hesitant about immaculate conception and perpetual virginity for various (prob humanistic) reasons. Marian devotion is certainly part of my faith but not as passionate as more jesus-forward
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Gustav Klimt @klimtgustav.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
After the Rain (Garden with Chickens in St. Agatha) botfrens.com/collections/109/conten…
“After the Rain (Garden with Chickens in St. Agatha)” by Gustav Klimt depicts a serene garden scene where chickens roam freely on a lush, green lawn beneath tall trees. Unlike his typical ornamental and symbolic style, this piece reflects Klimt’s interest in landscapes, showcasing a peaceful countryside setting.
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
got hurt at the dentist today and he said its probably because I have red hair...
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My church's organist told me she has hymns and preludes for when the leaves change and for when birds migrate but she doesn't tell anyone because it's technically not "liturgical"
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
They're pronounced the same way why should there be a four letter difference? What is that g doing there anyway
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I made allison take this and I was gagged at the way you guys (you people) pronounce cot and caught
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The thing about the freeway vs highway is very important to me
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm just getting trained on how to serve at my new church but my calendar event sounds so badass
Oct 11 8am shadow crucifer
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I love the one with the gay little friar who almost quits bc he hates the outfits but changes his mind when he sees a vision of friars in heaven serving in fierce silk couture
The little flowers of st Francis of assisi 
Preface by Madeleine l'engle 
Edited by and adapted from a translation by w. Heywood
Vintage spiritual classics
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
too much pelagius/celtic christianity staning on ig
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
of lgbt christians and they keep proving me right
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
i don't really claim the label of side b anymore, but i'm so glad when i left the pca i trusted my intuition not to seek non-affirming "side b friendly" denomination. i figured the quieter, apparently more moderate churches like the epc were just a few years behind the pca in their public rejection
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Reminds me of some of my old homemade bible memes
Israel: "just as we obeyed Moses in all things, so we will obey you." (Joshua 1:17)
Joshua: *photo of woman from game of thrones smiling rather sarcastically or ironically*NIV: Every man who prays or prophecies with his head covered dishonors his head.
The Message: *picture of yzma from emperor's new groove* "no hats"
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song of songs bot @songofsongsbot.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Draw me after you, let us hurry! The king hath brought me into his chambers. We will exult and rejoice in thee; we will remember thy affections more than wine. The upright love thee.
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
ATLA Honorable mention: Derry Girls
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
trivia tonight included the categories pride history and name the drag queen from the photo. I felt so Competent and Needed by my team
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Joy to the world should be year round imo. And if people are thrown off by the tune which has become so associated with Christmas just use a different 8.6.8.6 or whatever it is!
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Monster with Beautiful Eyes
Alt: Greg from over the garden wall, to the big black dog: "you have beautiful eyes!"
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
happy pride to my bf who is double lgbt (gay and lebanese)
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
hello I am Done with Seminary
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Ian is the Priest-King of the Sacred Grove at Nemi @poetinbabylon.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It’s wild they’re out here posting just war doctrine, a doctrine that so many of us on the more pacifistic ends of Christianity have often thought poorly of!, and it sounds RADICAL in light of this admin ☠️☠️☠️
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Do you have any further thoughts on this one?
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I think I got that zondervan one too. I didn't like the sans serif headings, also it was a weird shape. And it didn't have the apocrypha so why did I even get it
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Something from the book specifically?
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I think that's one of my favorite books. I think about it at least once a week
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Omg this is eros the bittersweet isn't it
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I wanted to find the one of the blond guy with long hair against a blue background but I think bluesky doesn't have it. I hate that one even more
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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a woman wearing sunglasses and a red jacket is pointing up with the words " this " above her
Alt: a woman wearing sunglasses and a red jacket is pointing up with the words " this " above her
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The fig tree puts forth its figs, and the vines are in blossom; they give forth fragrance. Arise, my love, my fair one, and come away.
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
My beloved speaks and says to me: “Arise, my love, my fair one, and come away, for now the winter is past, the rain is over and gone. The flowers appear on the earth; the time of singing has come, and the voice of the turtledove is heard in our land.
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The voice of my beloved! Look, he comes, leaping upon the mountains, bounding over the hills. My beloved is like a gazelle or a young stag. Look, there he stands behind our wall, gazing in at the windows, looking through the lattice.
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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a picture of a monster with the words looks like meat 's back on the menu boys below it
ALT: a picture of a monster with the words looks like meat 's back on the menu boys below it
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
"Take me to yourself, forever and ever. Amen." St augustine's prayer book, the holy hour 🕯️
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Actually yeah, as an Episcopalian, the Church of England makes me grateful to be a Catholic
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
bsky.app/profile/chim...
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
#nokings
Jesus says no billionaires
Luke 12:13-21
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I'm in a cute little coffee shop with a cute mug in a cute outfit. Thriving
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
For sure! I kinda want to take it again and go with my second choice answers just to see some variety. I consider myself a Calvin appreciator so I was surprised I got 0 pts for him 😅
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Bringing this over here from another app... ⚓ whichtheologianareyou.netlify.app
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I want to buy and read one e. l. mascall book soon. Any recommendations? ⚓
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Ironic there's no good coffee in the seatac airport
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
For sure. All three are works of the father, through the son, by the spirit. And also I kinda think redemption precedes creation anyway
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
preached on a sunday anytime between advent 2016 and now, and will not be preached anytime between now and advent 2028. that's twelve years without paul's great thesis of romans. that seems kinda wrong and lame tbh
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
for an assignment i chose to reformulate an old exegesis paper on romans 3:21-31 into a homily. for kicks i checked to see what week of the year this hypothetical homily would be preached (according to the RCL). turns out this reading is paired with romans 1:16-17 (rightfully so) BUT it hasn't been
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
christians looking for jesus in every war we start, every missile we fire, every conquering despot we crown, and never in the one place jesus promised he could be found: among the poor, the starving, the oppressed.
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