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@chimmyfrog.bsky.social
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"I'd queen it with the best of them... I'd queen it as long as the gods let me" ⚓🏳️‍🌈 he/him

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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've come so far from the quarter zip but it was definitely my uniform in high school and college. In fact I was so quarter zip pilled I composed a sonnet about them once
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Gustav Klimt @klimtgustav.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
After the Rain (Garden with Chickens in St. Agatha) botfrens.com/collections/109/conten…
“After the Rain (Garden with Chickens in St. Agatha)” by Gustav Klimt depicts a serene garden scene where chickens roam freely on a lush, green lawn beneath tall trees. Unlike his typical ornamental and symbolic style, this piece reflects Klimt’s interest in landscapes, showcasing a peaceful countryside setting.
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
got hurt at the dentist today and he said its probably because I have red hair...
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My church's organist told me she has hymns and preludes for when the leaves change and for when birds migrate but she doesn't tell anyone because it's technically not "liturgical"
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The thing about the freeway vs highway is very important to me
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm just getting trained on how to serve at my new church but my calendar event sounds so badass
Oct 11 8am shadow crucifer
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I love the one with the gay little friar who almost quits bc he hates the outfits but changes his mind when he sees a vision of friars in heaven serving in fierce silk couture
The little flowers of st Francis of assisi 
Preface by Madeleine l'engle 
Edited by and adapted from a translation by w. Heywood
Vintage spiritual classics
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
too much pelagius/celtic christianity staning on ig
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
i don't really claim the label of side b anymore, but i'm so glad when i left the pca i trusted my intuition not to seek non-affirming "side b friendly" denomination. i figured the quieter, apparently more moderate churches like the epc were just a few years behind the pca in their public rejection
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Reminds me of some of my old homemade bible memes
Israel: "just as we obeyed Moses in all things, so we will obey you." (Joshua 1:17)
Joshua: *photo of woman from game of thrones smiling rather sarcastically or ironically*NIV: Every man who prays or prophecies with his head covered dishonors his head.
The Message: *picture of yzma from emperor's new groove* "no hats"
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song of songs bot @songofsongsbot.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Draw me after you, let us hurry! The king hath brought me into his chambers. We will exult and rejoice in thee; we will remember thy affections more than wine. The upright love thee.
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
ATLA Honorable mention: Derry Girls
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
trivia tonight included the categories pride history and name the drag queen from the photo. I felt so Competent and Needed by my team
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Monster with Beautiful Eyes
Alt: Greg from over the garden wall, to the big black dog: "you have beautiful eyes!"
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
happy pride to my bf who is double lgbt (gay and lebanese)
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
hello I am Done with Seminary
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Ian is the Priest-King of the Sacred Grove at Nemi @poetinbabylon.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It’s wild they’re out here posting just war doctrine, a doctrine that so many of us on the more pacifistic ends of Christianity have often thought poorly of!, and it sounds RADICAL in light of this admin ☠️☠️☠️
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The voice of my beloved! Look, he comes, leaping upon the mountains, bounding over the hills. My beloved is like a gazelle or a young stag. Look, there he stands behind our wall, gazing in at the windows, looking through the lattice.
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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a picture of a monster with the words looks like meat 's back on the menu boys below it
ALT: a picture of a monster with the words looks like meat 's back on the menu boys below it
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
"Take me to yourself, forever and ever. Amen." St augustine's prayer book, the holy hour 🕯️
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Actually yeah, as an Episcopalian, the Church of England makes me grateful to be a Catholic
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
#nokings
Jesus says no billionaires
Luke 12:13-21
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I'm in a cute little coffee shop with a cute mug in a cute outfit. Thriving
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Bringing this over here from another app... ⚓ whichtheologianareyou.netlify.app
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I want to buy and read one e. l. mascall book soon. Any recommendations? ⚓
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Ironic there's no good coffee in the seatac airport
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
for an assignment i chose to reformulate an old exegesis paper on romans 3:21-31 into a homily. for kicks i checked to see what week of the year this hypothetical homily would be preached (according to the RCL). turns out this reading is paired with romans 1:16-17 (rightfully so) BUT it hasn't been
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
christians looking for jesus in every war we start, every missile we fire, every conquering despot we crown, and never in the one place jesus promised he could be found: among the poor, the starving, the oppressed.
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
"so he shall (nzh) many nations" nzh here is either "cause to jump" or "cause to sprinkle" and I think it's hilarious that english translations went with "startle"
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
"the bible's not gonna translate itself and someone's gotta do it" -my favorite thing to say when people ask what I'm doing when I'm doing translation homework
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Turns out I wasn't depressed I just hadn't listened to David Maslanka's Symphony no. 4 in too long
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Deleted nova launcher after using it for about 10 years. I was okay with an ad in the app drawer but when they pasted an ad on my homescreen wallpaper?! Why would anyone put up with that
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Boy saying, "I mean, what is death?"
Dekalog: Jeden, 1989, by Krzysztof KieślowskiBlack Madonna of Częstochowa, with a single tear.
Dekalog: Jeden, 1989, by Krzysztof KieślowskiGreen screen with black text: "I am ready_".
Dekalog: Jeden, 1989, by Krzysztof KieślowskiMan in fur staring into the camera.
Dekalog: Jeden, 1989, by Krzysztof Kieślowski
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
dairy queen app makes me feel like a dog
Favorite location; treat only | open until 10:00 pm; select location; details
Food and treat | open until 8:30pm; select location; details
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Have you ever tried to take communion from the common cup while weeping? It's very embarrassing ngl
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I think one way we can think about the three pillars of lent are as different expressions of participating in the self-emptying of Christ: in almsgiving we empty ourselves before others; in prayer we empty ourselves before God; in fasting we empty ourselves before ourselves🕯️
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
To what extent is it appropriate to compare the seasons of the church calendar to the seasons of the year? The timing of Easter is literally based on the spring equinox in the northern hemisphere, and both are kinds of celebrations of the coming of light. But that comparison only really works with
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I think my dad enjoys me living two states away now if only because he has a reason to follow the weather patterns on his apps for a different place. I think it's adorable
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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentine’s Day! A cartoon by Jonathan Rosen. #NewYorkerCartoons
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
*me, after reading all of proverbs in one sitting for class: ngl all this talk of wine is kinda making me want a drink
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
We won the medal but Japan won our hearts
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Is the last line of the creed the *life* of the world to come or the *life of the world* to come? 🕯️
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
How come the ash Wednesday liturgy in the BCP doesn't include an invitation to almsgiving during lent? We have "self-examination and repentance... prayer, fasting, and self-denial... reading and meditating on God's holy Word," but no almsgiving? 📕
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
While getting my haircut my hairdresser mentioned her waxes for eyebrows and nostril hair and my nostrils have gotten pretty unruly recently so I was brave and tried it (first one was free!) and y'all. There is no going back. I feel so fresh and free. Highly recommend
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Idk why it took me so long to discover the "only posts" feed (no reposts) but bluesky is much more enjoyable again
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university 1. Monasticism: Old and New 2. Dams and Salmon 3. Biology of HIV/AIDS 4. Pickleball 5. Music Theory II
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Btw add me on storygraph I need more friends :) app.thestorygraph.com/profile/ian_
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
This has been such an interesting and fun combo to read together
Two books: "the light of Tabor" by David Bentley Hart, and "Prayer" by abhishiktananda.
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I middle school I fell hard off the band bus because one shoe lace got hooked on the other boot. Was seeing stars but walked to my locker like nothing happened. Got halfway through my lock combo and then fainted in a hallway full of kids (it was the end of the day). Woke up and there was just one
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Ian @chimmyfrog.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I have the worst hiccups I've had in years and I have to be at the dentist in an hour 😅
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