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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 15h

Cw: did you see the Dodgers collab with Vans Cw: no? Cw: I blacked out for 10 minutes and came to and my card was charged for both pairs

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 17h

My mom told me that she would probably be able to handle a the Last Dab on hot ones when she was pregnant with both my sister and I. Too bad Sean Evans was literally 9 when that happened

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Coworker: remember when you made me coffee that one time and I felt cracked out? Do you drink that everyday? Me: brother it was two shots of espresso Cw: yeah I felt like I was gonna get two shots in the back of the head. I thought I was on cocaine.

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Damn your incredible optimism now I can't be mad

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

My nuclear family household is incredible normal but there are always exceptions

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Me: where are my frozen breakfast sandwiches? Dad: under the deer meat Me: you put 40 pounds of deer meat on top of something I grab every day?

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I'm going to do a month and see how it goes, i just want to see if we are compatible to inhabit a space together or if I need to be on my own first.

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I trial run moving in with my girlfriend soon and they said to me when I was leaving today "I'm really excited when we don't have to say bye to each other for the week" holy fuck I love them

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

FUCK I missed my "30 in 30 days" post god dammit

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Hey Google is it professional to react to teams messages with the cowboy emoji because I do it all the time and I refuse to stop no matter what the answer is

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Me: can you kill that mosquito Sup: sure Me: oof is that blood? It must have sucked someone Sup: think about what you said

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It pushed me to seek out smaller bands. I'm talking 200 monthly listeners on Spotify. I'm just so burnt out on super big manufactured artists/promo right now. Perhaps I'm alone in this feeling but big music is so boring at this moment. Total yawn fest at the stuff that is charting at the moment

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Idk man something about this past year of Taylor Swift appalled me to the point of no longer feeling joy listening to the stuff I really liked. It's almost an instant skip on my playlist every time now.

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

How was 2018 8 years ago I'm going to freak the fuck out

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My dad has been away hunting for a week and so far he almost got trampled by two moose and eaten by one mountain lion. And he follows up that news by "it's beautiful up here I'm having a great time"

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I have so much bullshit going in all month I might not survive I'll have to crawl my way into November Jesus Christ

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Every single cis man I've ever dated (all 3 of them) has had gay allegations and that has nothing to do with anything, I just think it's funny

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I am literally just an amalgamation of my parents' health problems

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Every time I find out a beautiful woman is with an ugly ass man I think to myself "girl pls join my relationship, my gf and I will love u downnnn"

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Public school teachers need to start at 80K a year all across the board and increase annually 8% until they're tenured and then it's a 14% increase annually until retirement. They are literally taking care and teaching our YOUTH and deserve to be compensated well until they retire.

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Me to tech: we are phasing out the XL cups so the dispensers will go soon Tech: okay Tech: *places an XL cup dispenser on will call*

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Texting my girlfriend "excited for tonight" meaning I'm excited to sleep in their bed because I sleep deeper with them next to me

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Do you play any instruments?" "No" "You look like you work at guitar center" "What even does that mean?"

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Did you know there was an In N Out pop up in Malaysia?" I have never kept track of whatever the company does outside of my teeny tiny little scope of what I do in my department. So no Cheryl, I fucking didn't.

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Gonna start asking for persuasion checks when my boss asks me to do work on special projects

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Mom, my polkad-dotted-dick-nosed-French sleep paralysis demons are up and coming in the strange music scene what do I do???

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sorry guys I can't Party Rock tonight, I have to sit in my room and be quiet for 3 hours with my eyes open in the dark. Let's reschedule, okay?

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Me: I was looking up haunted mirrors on Offer Up because I m convinced my energy is so pure and wholesome that the entity won't haunt me and we would become friends. Mel: babe oh my god do we need to help you make more friends???

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I do not know a single person of color that is allergic to seafood. New white stereotype just dropped lol

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I will pay my $25 American dollars for the fucking movie theatre ticket and then complain that I could have bought literally anything else with that money and that will be that.

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If Sunrise on the Reaping isn't a 1:1 recreation of the book, it will be bad and we all know that recreating anything perfectly is impossible so unfortunately I have 0 expectations for the movie.

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"It's my birthday and I get to look at Tom Holland's butt!"

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

One of my favorite artists kicked off her tour this weekend and my smoking hot girlfriend got posted and I'm being very normal about this situation

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

"What's the button to talk it out with a chill friend?" "What's the button for you to stop being mean to me?"

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Thinking about how one time a very disgruntled man was upset about his Covid pay at my previous place of work and I worked with my mom, and he looked at both of us and said "you guys started the Kung Flu in the first place". I've never laughed harder in my life holy shit.

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

It'll always be funny that In N Out's 420th store is in Brighton Colorado. They saw the opportunity to do the funniest thing and took it swiftly.

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

"In a time of AI slop, we celebrate human slop."

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

"Frozen yogurt and ice cream are the same. It goes in my mouth and I like it."

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

So crazy for me mom to go out of her way to buy the hunger games trilogy for me and encourage me, a 15 year old, to read them. Usually I just wanted to read what all my friends/peers were reading but my mom was like "heard this saga about children murdering other children was the bees knees"

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I know Stephen King is "one of the greats" or whatever but I'm just saying he should be watched. That's all I'm saying.

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Loving the new wedding norms like joint bachelor/bachelorette parties and late night bites during the reception. So into it. Planning on getting married in the near future so I can totally get down with this

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

@ God can you stop with the deaths of gay icons please and thank you my heart can only take so much

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Happy Halloween I'm gonna shove a pumpkin up my ass

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Confused the Vanderbilts for Vanderpumps, oops

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I cackled out loud on that one oh my god. You're so correct

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