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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Every single cis man I've ever dated (all 3 of them) has had gay allegations and that has nothing to do with anything, I just think it's funny

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I am literally just an amalgamation of my parents' health problems

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Every time I find out a beautiful woman is with an ugly ass man I think to myself "girl pls join my relationship, my gf and I will love u downnnn"

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Public school teachers need to start at 80K a year all across the board and increase annually 8% until they're tenured and then it's a 14% increase annually until retirement. They are literally taking care and teaching our YOUTH and deserve to be compensated well until they retire.

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Me to tech: we are phasing out the XL cups so the dispensers will go soon Tech: okay Tech: *places an XL cup dispenser on will call*

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Texting my girlfriend "excited for tonight" meaning I'm excited to sleep in their bed because I sleep deeper with them next to me

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Do you play any instruments?" "No" "You look like you work at guitar center" "What even does that mean?"

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Did you know there was an In N Out pop up in Malaysia?" I have never kept track of whatever the company does outside of my teeny tiny little scope of what I do in my department. So no Cheryl, I fucking didn't.

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Gonna start asking for persuasion checks when my boss asks me to do work on special projects

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Mom, my polkad-dotted-dick-nosed-French sleep paralysis demons are up and coming in the strange music scene what do I do???

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sorry guys I can't Party Rock tonight, I have to sit in my room and be quiet for 3 hours with my eyes open in the dark. Let's reschedule, okay?

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Me: I was looking up haunted mirrors on Offer Up because I m convinced my energy is so pure and wholesome that the entity won't haunt me and we would become friends. Mel: babe oh my god do we need to help you make more friends???

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I do not know a single person of color that is allergic to seafood. New white stereotype just dropped lol

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If Sunrise on the Reaping isn't a 1:1 recreation of the book, it will be bad and we all know that recreating anything perfectly is impossible so unfortunately I have 0 expectations for the movie.

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"It's my birthday and I get to look at Tom Holland's butt!"

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

One of my favorite artists kicked off her tour this weekend and my smoking hot girlfriend got posted and I'm being very normal about this situation

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

"What's the button to talk it out with a chill friend?" "What's the button for you to stop being mean to me?"

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Thinking about how one time a very disgruntled man was upset about his Covid pay at my previous place of work and I worked with my mom, and he looked at both of us and said "you guys started the Kung Flu in the first place". I've never laughed harder in my life holy shit.

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

It'll always be funny that In N Out's 420th store is in Brighton Colorado. They saw the opportunity to do the funniest thing and took it swiftly.

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

"In a time of AI slop, we celebrate human slop."

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

"Frozen yogurt and ice cream are the same. It goes in my mouth and I like it."

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

So crazy for me mom to go out of her way to buy the hunger games trilogy for me and encourage me, a 15 year old, to read them. Usually I just wanted to read what all my friends/peers were reading but my mom was like "heard this saga about children murdering other children was the bees knees"

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I know Stephen King is "one of the greats" or whatever but I'm just saying he should be watched. That's all I'm saying.

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Loving the new wedding norms like joint bachelor/bachelorette parties and late night bites during the reception. So into it. Planning on getting married in the near future so I can totally get down with this

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

@ God can you stop with the deaths of gay icons please and thank you my heart can only take so much

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Happy Halloween I'm gonna shove a pumpkin up my ass

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Confused the Vanderbilts for Vanderpumps, oops

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Stream idea: which fictional characters voted for who in the 2020 election?

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I literally did not know the entire continent of Europe does not have central air conditioning far later in life, I'm talking maybe 18-19. Like no duh they're complaining it's 100 degrees and the humidity is 90% holy shit

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

A little strange to work a job where I have formed so many good relationships with but have never met them in person and probably never will. So interesting.

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Clover! ☘️🏳️‍⚧️💞 @goodwitchclover.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

You know what this is fair I do love uplifting evil women

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

"What's worse playing Jenga with engineers or D&D with people who have theatre degrees?"

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I am my mother's daughter, meaning I prefer expensive mezcal straight from Mexico on ice. Preferably Oso Negro, but any imported one will do.

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Yeah I'm pretty good at sticking to my budget but this $80/month for physical therapy is proving to be more draining on my wallet than I thought to be 🥲

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Brooke: do you want to go to a country concert with me? Her name is is Carter Faith oh and btw I got is VIP tickets and we're meeting her Me: oh wow cool yeah I'm down Me: *rushes to google to see if she's a republican*

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

If you say "avocado" really really fast it sounds like that one spell from Harry Potter

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

How can a Stuart Little hate group on Facebook exist with 21 THOUSAND members but there are 0 minion hate groups??? I fucking hate minions oh my god

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Need to make more friends so I can attend Halloween parties

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Buying my they/them black juicy track pants I hope they wear them

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

A Disney+ 30 minute special "Spider-Man: having a day" where a whole bunch of shit happens to him and that's it, that's the special

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I told them I'm pregnant and it's theirs and then they fingered gunned me?????

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Thinking about the time my boss deep throated a banana while going over the details of our audit with one of the dudes from accounting. Intense eye contact and everything. Crazy.

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I've only gotten more annoying since being in love. Truly sorry for everyone who has to bear witness to this, I'm still funny I swear

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I am a prime example of sunscreen working because I am beautiful glowing and ageless despite being 200 years old so

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

What's with the fuck ass blurring filter people are using on their videos that make it look like it was created with Dall-e mini ?????? It's ugly as fuck

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I actually love being back at work. I am so refreshed, but I hate not wearing non-elastic bottoms

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Celestial Child 🌙✨ @childofthestarz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

"I know two things to be true; Freddie Mercury invented bisexuality and Elvis stole rock and roll from black people"

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