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Will Hahn

@childofhope.bsky.social
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Storyteller for love and (some) money: History teacher, magazine writer, Authorrator of epic fantasy. Talks to cats a lot (well see, there are six of them...)

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Mary Peltola @marypeltola.com · 09/10/2026
Grocery store prices in rural Alaska right now. Most goods here come by barge or plane, so life here has always cost more. But this? This is as bad as it's ever been. This is what the price-hiking war in Iran is costing Alaskans. Dan Sullivan has now voted for it 14 times.
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I kind of admire the symmetry where we are scolded about higher gas prices for the unprovoked war he started. But we should also be grateful about less-high gas prices because he's helping the guy who started his own unprovoked war.
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My political opinions would take far more words than Bluesky allows in a single post. So here's a thousand:
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A children's book author I work with to create visual read-along videos has organized a wonderful children's book fair site running now through October 10. Check it out. There's a cool give-away as well. jmashmore.my.canva.site/harvest-of-k...
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harvest of kid’s stories-heroes read every day!
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Now that the TRO is in place, at least we don't have to face the possible scenario where the Republicans bring Drumpf to places where something embarrasing is happening, just to keep the cameras and audio away. Whew!
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Now that the TRO against Drumpf's press ban is in place... Maybe at the next presser, the rest of the media would sit on their hands and let CNN/MSNOW and Politico ask the first questions?
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm in favor of the press boycotting Drumpf himself now. That's great and probably overdue. But can we PLEASE get some West Wing-type footage of Susie Wiles coming back and asking "so, anything happen while I was out?"
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Can't lie, I've always enjoyed a good country song. And you have to hand it to the trad-wives. VERY hard working people! Enjoy. bsky.app/profile/cweb...
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If I Were a Betting Man Dept: Drumpf and his handlers were PLANNING on running out this USPS scam/scheme in 2028, when it could really work and no one would be able to catch it. But they've sucked ostrich eggs >2024, so they can't just test it now. All-in, get caught, and hopefully, lose.
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Mid-Term Nightmare I could put down a Kalshi bet: a bunch of undocumented people will be approached by someone from the administration with the threat to go vote or else be deported. Think about it- whatever choice they make, it's a scandal. Even if you catch the blackmailers, headlines everywhere.
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It strikes me today that 80 years of life can put two people pretty far apart. That's all.
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
OK, now THIS is funny! And stolen from FB.
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The CO scandal, I think, has real legs. Pretty clear Gov Polis was subjected to catastrophic pressures. No way to keep Peters in jail at that price. And just a slam-dunk for impeachment, all the elements of a high-crime. Bonus- it's not conservative to put the feds above the states!
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So strange; one guy points out that Drumpf wants a younger, adulating groupie with him more than he wants to, you know,work. And his supporters fix it with a delusion about infidelity. Because virile and unfaithful is better than lazy and selfish. Somehow.
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm getting very, very afraid of the GoP leadership. If they wait until, say, mid-September, and then give Drumpf the bum's rush (resign or we're using the 25th), they could flip the mid-terms in a heartbeat. Slogan: Look what we saved you from! Dems would not be ready.
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
For Drumpf's recent Korea announcement I can think of two possibilities. 1) He honestly believes nobody sees his "offer" to South Korea as flat-out blackmail. 2) He does, and has decided he doesn't want to be president anymore, but is too self-loving to resign, so he's goading us to fire him.
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I can't stop thinking about the missed opportunity of last week. If only the airport crew had loaded that catering container onto a plane headed for, say, South Sudan, or DRC or El Salvador... I mean, isn't that where he wants to send everyone else?
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
'kay, now THIS is funny. I mean, him fitting in there? Fake news!
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Things we'll soon hear from this Admin: "No, no, a $2.028 Billion Restitution for Patriots fund is a COMPLETELY different thing." "We will never stop looking for the person responsible for actually BURNING the unredacted originals." "If someone SAYS they're a victim, don't we have to respect that?"
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Getting ready for classes in the fall, here's another map of Africa I will NOT be ethically able to use for my Geography students...
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I'm not a betting man, but... Do Kalshi/Polymarket have any kind of bet on whether Drumpf or Putin goes first? That's starting to become an actual thing.
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Drumpf's next move around illegal voting would need to be both heinous and moronic, and I think I've guessed it. Bribing a undocumented immigrants and helping them vote early. Probably in a red state (collusion with poll workers) and of course voting Democrat. Then they "catch" them...
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I point out again, as earlier, that the 25th Amendment is clearly worded ("unable to discharge") to indicate that if the process is used, the president would have no part to play in it. That meeting could already have taken place, without his knowledge, and a date already set.
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Honestly? This is probably among the best outcomes for us in the World Cup. America's become a bully, and of course Drumpf has the grace of a bulldozer. Can you IMAGINE, if he had called and Infanti had said NO? And then the story came OUT? Drumpf would have probably bombed FiFA HQ.
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
US World Cup: Listen, the ref kicked the call, OK? But there's no "instant replay" fix for that. FiFA has rules to rescind the suspension, and they used them. That's all fine. But for THIS president to be the whiner, bullying the already-under-fire FiFA pres? It's the Peace prize 2.0. HORRIBLE look.
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⚡️shazamzimzow⚡️ @shazamzimzow.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The “clean” fully clothed version.
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Historical Parallel (Repeat): The two worst presidents in our history, before The Once and Future Former President, were A Johnson and Buchanan. The decade after them, we eliminated slavery, settled the West and established the DoJ. The next decade for us should bring similar activity!
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
See it now at your local Drive-In!
A movie poster from the creature from the  Black lagoon renamed the creature from the reflecting pool
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Drumpf at the Knicks game. Any chance his box-buddy Dolan did what Fox does, and piped in cheering to counter the boos that existed in the outside world? Not that I care about Drumpf's feelings, but it would explain his clueless reaction.
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
So Drumpf walked out of an interview where Ms. Welker was just as brave and balanced as she had been in previous interviews. And then he PROMISED her ANOTHER one in the future. Could we give her scripted questions to, like, Dwayne Johnson? You know, to see if Drumpf's behavior, kind of, improved?
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
On Drumpf’s mental assessments, I’m just spit balling, but maybe in his shredding stage of dementia he’s voicing worries. And so they lob him this softball that he can pass just to make him feel better.
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Somewhere in the White House now, there's at least one person who hears what Miller, Wiles and Drumpf say all day. Near the meetings. Hearing the phone calls. Understanding how things happen from inside the bunker. That person is going to write such a book...
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Polls indicate that the stubborn non-voting block in our country is swinging away from the current administration’s policies. We need to find issues that cross party lines and hammer them and I think I found one. AI data center restrictions. They’re coming out of the woodwork to oppose them.
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
At first, I thought appealing to the Supremes over VA was a dead-letter. But if they keep telling us that elections already started in LA and AL don't matter, how can they argue that it does in VA?
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Fitzpatrick exposes Patel. He sues for a gazillion. Sources crawl out like ants after four storm days. She fires off another piece, Atlantic backs her. Patel orders internal investigation. FBI spokesjoker sez "no investigation happening" It's like the trapped hyena forgot which limb to chew off.
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
How about an Every Meme in Shells Month? Wish I was better at crafting that kind of thing.
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I scored an interview with John Riddle for Delaware Live, on the challenges and sheer joy of narrating audiobooks. delawarelive.com/human-voices...
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Human Voices Still Matter: Delaware Narrator Finds His Place in an AI-Driven Audiobook World | Delaware LIVE News
As audiobooks continue their rapid rise in popularity, a quiet shift is happening behind the scenes. Artificial intelligence is making it faster and cheaper
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Reporter: Mr. President, you keep pushing for this half-billion dollar ballroom as a way to prevent these attempts from happening. Wouldn't it be cheaper, sir, for us to have a president that people don't want to shoot?
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
You certainly don't have to believe that the president is staging assassination attempts to raise his approval rating and consolidate more power. But you have to recognize that it is intuitive. Unlike any previous president, we hear that he even got someone killed for that, and it tracks.
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Full disclosure- My Lovely Wife is an EXCELLENT cook. I love everything she makes. But when she tells me, "go pick up a rotisserie chicken" I also get little quivers of joy, 'cause I have PASSION for that stuff. And now you're telling me people on SNAP can't buy those? Are we serious here?
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Hear me out. If you don't vote, the ballot you didn't cast goes into a pot and treated like a presidential candidate. WHEN that candidate wins--and it will win-- we pull a name from EVERY MOTHER'S CHILD in the country and make them president. That should solve one problem anyway.
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Guess if the guy who caught me toiling for the Philly mob, flipped me like the two-bit thug I was, then became SP and exposed my conspiracy with our enemy--had me in the fetal position muttering "I'm effed"--if that guy died, I'd probably be happy too. I just wouldn't be stupid enough to say so.
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
What if... we privatized Social Security, Medicare, Disability SNAP, etc. but then tied its output to a reduction in the estate tax and the tax on the highest bracket? So billionaires would need to take it over and make sure lots of people got benefits because then they would pay less in taxes.
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
It occurs to me that Drumpf wants us to believe he's released the files when he hasn't. Just as he wants us to believe we don't have voter ID, when we do. I'm sure he'll get it straight eventually...
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Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 18/02/2026
These two women are suing Andrew Tate, alleging he raped them. Here they visit the social media companies that created Tate. Please share. *one voice altered to disguise identity
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
On Noem asking for info on people who've been critical of the administration. :: waves arm over head :: Yeah, right here. I'm volunteering for that classification. Let's dance, you poser.
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I'm not proud, I asked Gemini. 2026 total # ICE and BP hired employees ~43-45k. 2020 total # polling stations just in the suburbs of our top 25 metro areas ~ 25-30k. Just suburbs. The math is easy. No way Drumpf controls the vote at 2 thugs per voting center. (The military ain't doin' it either.)
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
If Republicans pass and sign the so-called SAVE Act, count on two things: 1) Lawsuits from at least a dozen states, that should get TROs beyond the mid-terms. 2) Targeted ads from Drumps and MAGA, going ONLY to blue-leaning districts and ASSURING them they're fine on ID, no need to check.
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
On Drumpf RX, I'm slotting it between the golden smartphones and the golden bibles in terms of scam-versus-stupid. Buy with insurance, $30 copay. But from his website, pay $199. However- notice people unable to get insurance... and hey, he just got folks thrown off Obamacare. So there will be some.
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Will Hahn @childofhope.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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