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Chiquinho 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸

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Papanicolau @aparecuda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
alt: criança que tem entre 12 e 60 anos com todos os trejeitos de coordenadora pedagogica dançando. a criança usa uma blusa de nossa senhora, óculos de grau quadrado e um crachá. é o el niño tía
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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Arthur Testudinata @testudinata.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
cringe e castigo
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Arthur Testudinata @testudinata.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
eu me preocupei demais em me tornar um adulto funcional achando que todo mundo tava se preocupando mais do que eu em se tornarem adultos funcionais mas diariamente descubro que estou cercado de crianças de trinta anos
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Guilherme Prado @umguilhermeprado.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Esse é um mapa da insegurança alimentar moderada ou severa na América toda. Perceberam que o Brasil se destaca? É o país com a melhor segurança alimentar de toda a América. 4 anos atrás, governo Bolsonaro, o Brasil era um dos piores. Hoje temos mais segurança alimentar até que o Canadá...
Mapa da FAO sobre insegurança alimentar. Todos os países das Américas, com exceção de algumas ilhas do Caribe, Nicaragua, Venezuela, Suriname e Guiana Francesa, estão pintados em tonalidades que vai do branco ao avermelhado. O Brasil é o único país cuja tonalidade é mais próxima do branco, indicando uma insegurança alimentar de menos de 10% e ser o melhor país do gráfico (menor percentual de insegurança alimentar)
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Sounds® @sound3vision.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
ATENÇÃO ⚽ Se o jogo de hoje for pros penaltis teremos sorteio de 1 Caixa Misteriosa Sounds® (entre os RT) soundandvision.com.br
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Soccer Penalty Kick Goal
ALT: Soccer Penalty Kick Goal
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Keter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Pride
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Nobody has made me feel safer or more respected than the filthy perverted freaks I was warned about
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Chiquinho 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @chicodasmassas.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Trans icon Mônica do Limoeiro
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laurinha lero @laurinhalero.com.br · 18/05/2026
eu quando sou o filho e me chamo Carlos
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Chiquinho 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @chicodasmassas.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Queria tirar tarô pra resolver um negócio mas se o tarô me mandar fazer oq eu não quero vou achar q o tarólogo q é ruim. (Libriano tb é teimoso às vezes
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✨silva joão✨ @silvazuao.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
foda é que estão tentando desinventar parques e praças
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station master mikan @mikannn.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
🎯
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Remedios @caixadoremedios.art · 25/04/2026
Queria muito ter o poder de dormir imediatamente Deitou *puf* dormiu
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Chiquinho 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @chicodasmassas.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Gente comecei a jogar Pokémon selo e mudou minha vida… preciso de um desses pra cada objetivo de vida meu
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Camarada Hidalgo @camaradahidalgo.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Mas não pode comparar com o nazismo que é antissemitismo
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 02/10/2025
Josh Crowley (sp?) (@jdcrowley) on twitter: "If I built a big robot that consumed 33% of my state's electricity so it could go around stealing people's art I would be arrested, and that's how you know law is a social construct."
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Chiquinho 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @chicodasmassas.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Gente eu dava qualquer coisa pra um show da urias em Porto Alegre
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marte awqakuq @marte.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
jesus sorrindo e os dizeres "eu trosse paz saúde e amor você aceita" (sic)um adesivo de jesus sério dizendo "ficarei te olhando até que me entendas"
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 02/04/2026
Don't know about Twitter, but this is my favorite Tumblr post
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

personsonable

decay exists as an extant form of life

miaislying

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/04/2025
Tumblr:
kazbrakkar
girl help i'm having creation ideas above my skill level

tambuli
girl help i'm having creation ideas above my motivation level

awriterpretendingtowrite
girl help I'm having creation ideas above my free time level

pedrocentric
girl help I'm being called out by these 3 statements
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/09/2024
discount alanis morissette (@the_meghaning) on Twitter says:

"YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE SAYS
MALE!" calm your tits, Carol, it
also says seven fuckin pounds
and a lot has changed since then
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/03/2026
this is still the realest thing ever said about america
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Chiquinho 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @chicodasmassas.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Márcia acho q vc calculou errado dia 5 está sendo infinitamente pior q dia 3
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Lexar Gaming @lexargaming.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Are you excited for Pokémon Pokopia? Ditto 👀 One lucky winner shall receive a Pokopia digital game key code and a 51GB PLAY PRO to install it on! To enter: ➕ Follow @lexargaming.bsky.social  🔁 RT this post 💬 Tag 2 friends Ends 12th March
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Monge Han - Leia Daruma! @mongehan.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
prioridades
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
desolationlesbian
Applying for jobs is a hell designed specifically to torment autistic people. Here is a well-paying task which you know in your heart and soul if they just gave you a desk and left you alone and allowed you to do it you would sit there and be more focused and enthusiastic and excellent at it than anyone else in the building. However, before they allow you to perform the task, you must pass through 3-4 opaque social crucibles where you must wear uncomfortable clothes and make eye contact while everyone expects you to lie, but not too much (no one is ever clear exactly how much lying is expected, "over" honesty is however penalized). You are being judged almost entirely on how well you understand these very specific and unclear rules that no one has explained. None of this has anything to do with your ability to perform the desired task.
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Deborah Leão 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @deborahleao.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
imagem do juiz serjomoro com um balão de fala vazio
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Janot Botequeiro @opinioso.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Me lembrou a clássica piada do cara na entrevista de emprego: - Como você é com contas? - Extremamente rápido. - Quanto é 238 vezes 582? O cara responde imediatamente: - 230552. O entrevistador usa uma calculadora. - Você está completamente errado. - Sim, mas foi rápido.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
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Bárbara Helena @silvoca.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Me: Im a very private person you need to really know me before I actually open up
Me to hundreds of strangers online: anyway I'm HORNY and SUICIDAL
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👻spOOokika👻 @the17thqueen.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
5 years old with PTSD, may everyone responsible burn forever
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Sam Ottewill-Soulsby @samottewillsoulsby.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Never forget the anniversary of King Taejong falling off his horse!
Screenshot from Tumblr

User hatingongodot:

“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“

LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy

User Shitacademicswrite:

i thought maybe this was fake, but there’s even a citation!

Taejong Sillok Book 7. 5th year of King Taejong’s Reign (1404), February 8.
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Chiquinho 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @chicodasmassas.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Bah hoje cutuquei as raizes dos problemas causados pelo moralismo cristão, homofobia e racismo dentro da minha família e meus amigos……… estou em shok com os resultados
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𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂⁠. 𓆩♡𓆪 @dailyrunway.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Mongolia's Winter Olympic kits are absolutely gorgeous, I'm obsessed!!
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 03/02/2026
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Planeta Chupão ☄️ @marish.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Nós
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/01/2026
The Day After Tomorrow movie poster but it reads "Today."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 08/10/2025
tothechaos on tumblr: "going into a bougie supermarket makes me feel like that one painting of the bolshevik standing in the russian palace"

self-replies with the soldier shopped into the produce section of a very bougie supermarket: "$12.95 for 8.50z of Jelly are You Fucking Kidding Me"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/11/2024
Little old lady using a walker, her shirt edited into the star spangled banner: "I'm the land of the free!"
her caretaker, a young girl with curly brown hair: "Sure, America, let's get you to bed."
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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Chiquinho 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @chicodasmassas.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Finalmente saindo do trabalho e indo ver minha novelinha (heated rivalry)
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chuuuuuuu @misteak.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
heyo #portfolioday i'm chu from brazil and i enjoy organizing tiny squares into cool environments and props
isometric pixel art depicting a cozy house interior and small vegetable garden, with a short-haired character insidepixel art game mockup depicting a boss battle with a giant gorilla-like creaturepixel art props for the snow area of Relic Hunters: Rebels
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/04/2025
lindleland on tumblr: ""save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back"
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Chiquinho 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @chicodasmassas.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Imagina ser o homem mais saboroso do Brasil e ainda premiado em cannes e no globo de ouro??
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Chiquinho 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @chicodasmassas.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Lanharia fodase
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 08/01/2026
Dr. Ellie Lockhart (@BootlegGirl) on twitter: "I still dislike the Star Wars sequels but I can't no longer fault them for running with the premise of "20 years after fascism, same fascism again, but stupider" bc I just lived through that"
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