iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

people who romanticize being a vampire seem to assume they’ll also be rich as a vampire. imagine having your same bank account but you can’t go outside in the day anymore and you’ll never eat food again

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

one of ryan gosling's best performances

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

people from the bay area will be like be yourself! as long as its not like weird or unexpected in any way!

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

this is so fucking real. you can’t even explain it to most people they’re like “oh my god you want to do THAT??” like no. i don’t. that’s why the thoughts are intrusive

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

once i got to pet giant isopods at the aquaroum and that’s like a core memory. their antennae wiggle when you find a spot they like. other than that i’m a massive spider fan. i find them delicate and graceful, i’ve never known what about them scares people

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

love that emiles bicep size is preserved

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

my favorite part of working a service job is using my secret superpowers to cause white men in the 55-70 age range to experience minor environmental inconveniences. they’re on to me but they can’t prove it

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

blue cause everybody comin at me that’s an astrophysics joke right there

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

guy on instagram live with a large suspiciously soccer ball patterned indent in his face: i was humiliated by my treatment at the world cup. this day of togetherness has been RUINED by selfishness and pride. uhhh i know people who were SERIOUSLY injured by fifa’s CARELESSNESS

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

me on my first day of being psychic: spirits are there any futures where Jessica takes back my client Clark? spirits: yes, but you should know if he stays single he could go on to collaborate with krispy kreme to make a cheerio like cereal with little donuts me: move on clark. you messed it up sorry

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

cells in breast tissue, with this tone like “so how could you possibly have a problem with that” as if we don’t risk a complete lack of any human oversight, which, in a situation like cancer, especially one that predominantly affects people who experience medical sexism, will just kill people

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

we weren’t comfortable with ai. and at least i probably would have explained my opinion in a lot more detail if i wasn’t like horrifically u nbc omfortable about criticizing a father in front of a daughter during that idolization age. but he said his ai has been shown to identify pre-cancerous 2/x

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

my bf and i were at a science museum and there was this station that was labelled like “have the uncomfortable conversation about ai” and we ran into an ai developer who was there with his young daughter who thinks the world of everything he does and he started getting so panicked and upset that 1/x

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

me: hi bella bella: FUCKING RED ALERT STAY AWAY FROM ME BITCH I HAVE MACE me: okay bella: where you goin :) me: uh me: so you do want to play then bella: yeah :) me: hey bella- bella: ILL FUCKING KILL YOU

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

ai devs, randomly one morning: i just don’t like the fact that i’m employed. i should replace myself with something way worse

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

a part of me will always find it kind of funny in a real sadistic way that every major platform or websites dev team will periodically be like :) we’re really excited to launch our new feature and then the platform will surge with people going HOW TO OPT OUT and MY VIDEO ON HOW TO DISABLE NEW UPDATE

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

my boyfriend told me i need to use tags

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

when you get stared at by #babies as often as i #do, it stops #seeming like a coincidence

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

once when i was little i opened a sealed bag of lays and it was already empty. looking back i think i deserve financial compensation for that

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

hockey’s been gay since cowboys my dude

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

saw some dudes out in the wild complaining that hockey is gay now cause of heated rivalry. i think if they knew about the sheer volume of hockey rpf on ao3 they’d have an aneurysm lmao

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

out of courtesy from now on me personally i won’t assume it’s on purpose until the second AI bestiality porn post

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

the guy who coined “like herding cats” right before his magnum opus: okay, what’s a universal experience

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

yes, or as a gotcha, “honk if you like eating dirt”

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

it sucks that i still see people supporting a large creator on this platform when they literally shot me with their death ray in 2017

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

there should be more people who never swear because the lengths necessary to demonstrate the strengths of their emotions is always so much funnier [angriest they’ve ever been] what in the sam hill [fearing for their very life] OH GOOD GRAVY [climaxing in bed] oh GOLLY linda

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

if i end up getting the opportunity to time travel and therefore saddled with the ethical responsibility to kill hitler, i don't think i could kill a BABY hitler. how would i even be so certain i have the right baby. killing a baby is just dark. i think i'd go for like. 16 year old adolf

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

and then you listen to indie music madr by transmascd and it’ll be like [ukelele behind a cavetown impression] i’m a little bug :)/i live beneath a ruuuug

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

you listen to indie music made by transfems and it’ll be like [industrial NIN type beat with a sneaker in a washing machine layered over it] MY MAKEUPS SMEARED WITH BLOOD/ I’M A FEMCEL CHUD [evil glissando] THE GOVERNMENT STOLE MY COCK/ I’LL BEAT YOU WITH THIS ROCK

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

did you ever see the video of serj tankian being given an actual banana terracotta pie

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

you must have witnessed something particularly scandalous

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

yesss bestie yesss gurl go have your clay pigeon shooting kiki

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

realized that straight men who make jokes that gay men are consciously putting on the gay voice actually are shutting themselves out from a way funnier idea, that all straight men are desperately fighting against a powerful rip current of campiness desperate to burst out of then whenever they talk

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

americans when ronald reagan got elected for a second term: this is literally 1984

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

did anyone ever find out why bush jr always looked like a mischevious chimp that is trying not to let an uninjured firefly out of his mouth because it’s his little secret

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

the ghost of a soldier who perished at the end of napoleonic wars: oh boy, the man i haunt for being descended from the british soldier who killed me is attending the 1974 eurovision contest in the brighton dome. i wonder what song will win

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Would you want to be a player? I’m a forever DM who is looking for some new faces

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

happy 2016. 2016 gonna be my year. can’t wait to congratulate president hillary clinton on her win later this year. 2016 gonna be my year

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

me and the homies when we find the guy who decided to make every show only eight episodes

a civil war era woodblock print of a man being executes by firing squad. the man being shot is recoiling backward dramatically and cartoonishly

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

excited to turn my gaze upon this wretched thing

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

the concept of a piano that doesn’t do chords

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

i mean, yeah. maybe. but i kinda doubt it

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

dentist: and this one with the hook we like to call the Widowmaker me, about to be put under: oh cool, yeah like Overwatch

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

researcher separated from me by plexiglass: [places a picture frame on the wall crooked] me: [simian howling] researcher: [scribbling furiously] subject appears agitated

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

i love the internet so much. someone will find the time between their two oppressive jobs just trying to keep the lights on to make themselves some dinner and post a picture of the meal and some wealthy white seventeen year old girl will be like “you shouldn’t post that during the Sudanese famine”

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

asexual dude who pretends to be interested in cuckolding so that he just doesn’t have to participate

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