iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

people who romanticize being a vampire seem to assume they’ll also be rich as a vampire. imagine having your same bank account but you can’t go outside in the day anymore and you’ll never eat food again

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

people from the bay area will be like be yourself! as long as its not like weird or unexpected in any way!

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

my favorite part of working a service job is using my secret superpowers to cause white men in the 55-70 age range to experience minor environmental inconveniences. they’re on to me but they can’t prove it

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

blue cause everybody comin at me that’s an astrophysics joke right there

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

guy on instagram live with a large suspiciously soccer ball patterned indent in his face: i was humiliated by my treatment at the world cup. this day of togetherness has been RUINED by selfishness and pride. uhhh i know people who were SERIOUSLY injured by fifa’s CARELESSNESS

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

me on my first day of being psychic: spirits are there any futures where Jessica takes back my client Clark? spirits: yes, but you should know if he stays single he could go on to collaborate with krispy kreme to make a cheerio like cereal with little donuts me: move on clark. you messed it up sorry

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

me: hi bella bella: FUCKING RED ALERT STAY AWAY FROM ME BITCH I HAVE MACE me: okay bella: where you goin :) me: uh me: so you do want to play then bella: yeah :) me: hey bella- bella: ILL FUCKING KILL YOU

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

a part of me will always find it kind of funny in a real sadistic way that every major platform or websites dev team will periodically be like :) we’re really excited to launch our new feature and then the platform will surge with people going HOW TO OPT OUT and MY VIDEO ON HOW TO DISABLE NEW UPDATE

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

when you get stared at by #babies as often as i #do, it stops #seeming like a coincidence

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

once when i was little i opened a sealed bag of lays and it was already empty. looking back i think i deserve financial compensation for that

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

saw some dudes out in the wild complaining that hockey is gay now cause of heated rivalry. i think if they knew about the sheer volume of hockey rpf on ao3 they’d have an aneurysm lmao

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

the guy who coined “like herding cats” right before his magnum opus: okay, what’s a universal experience

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

it sucks that i still see people supporting a large creator on this platform when they literally shot me with their death ray in 2017

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

there should be more people who never swear because the lengths necessary to demonstrate the strengths of their emotions is always so much funnier [angriest they’ve ever been] what in the sam hill [fearing for their very life] OH GOOD GRAVY [climaxing in bed] oh GOLLY linda

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

if i end up getting the opportunity to time travel and therefore saddled with the ethical responsibility to kill hitler, i don't think i could kill a BABY hitler. how would i even be so certain i have the right baby. killing a baby is just dark. i think i'd go for like. 16 year old adolf

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

you listen to indie music made by transfems and it’ll be like [industrial NIN type beat with a sneaker in a washing machine layered over it] MY MAKEUPS SMEARED WITH BLOOD/ I’M A FEMCEL CHUD [evil glissando] THE GOVERNMENT STOLE MY COCK/ I’LL BEAT YOU WITH THIS ROCK

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

realized that straight men who make jokes that gay men are consciously putting on the gay voice actually are shutting themselves out from a way funnier idea, that all straight men are desperately fighting against a powerful rip current of campiness desperate to burst out of then whenever they talk

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

americans when ronald reagan got elected for a second term: this is literally 1984

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

did anyone ever find out why bush jr always looked like a mischevious chimp that is trying not to let an uninjured firefly out of his mouth because it’s his little secret

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

the ghost of a soldier who perished at the end of napoleonic wars: oh boy, the man i haunt for being descended from the british soldier who killed me is attending the 1974 eurovision contest in the brighton dome. i wonder what song will win

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

happy 2016. 2016 gonna be my year. can’t wait to congratulate president hillary clinton on her win later this year. 2016 gonna be my year

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

me and the homies when we find the guy who decided to make every show only eight episodes

a civil war era woodblock print of a man being executes by firing squad. the man being shot is recoiling backward dramatically and cartoonishly

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

i mean, yeah. maybe. but i kinda doubt it

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

dentist: and this one with the hook we like to call the Widowmaker me, about to be put under: oh cool, yeah like Overwatch

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

researcher separated from me by plexiglass: [places a picture frame on the wall crooked] me: [simian howling] researcher: [scribbling furiously] subject appears agitated

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

i love the internet so much. someone will find the time between their two oppressive jobs just trying to keep the lights on to make themselves some dinner and post a picture of the meal and some wealthy white seventeen year old girl will be like “you shouldn’t post that during the Sudanese famine”

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

asexual dude who pretends to be interested in cuckolding so that he just doesn’t have to participate

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Big Sister, projected on the massive screen above us: THE GAYS LOVE HALLOWEEN me, morosely: the gays love halloween Big Sister: HALLOWEEN IS FOR THE GAYS me, being given homework at 26: halloween is for the gays

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

i think one example of homophobia nobody talks about is that michelangelo is hands down the straightest ninja turtle

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

ancient romans will be like can we address the elephant in the room and then get beheaded by hannibal of carthage

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

person who claims to be able to turn lesbians straight but instead of an overconfident and egotistical man it’s a woman whose vibe is so rancid that people just take a break from the gender after meeting her

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

did not calibrate my boymoding properly and overshot the performed masculinity. ended up saying “enjoy the day boys” like skipper from madagascar. this was so much easier when i was in complete denial

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

@criticalrole.bsky.social while watching campaign 4 premiere with @mishtibby.bsky.social, i was taken with the impulse, when hal and teor were sharing in thjazi’s famous terrible liquor, to crack my dusty bottle of malort and take a shot. then i unpaused and liam called it malort right after lmao

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

oh so now when americans needs someone to come into our country uninvited and topple our government, nobody wants to volunteer. god pay it forward

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

radiohead honestly goes pretty hard once you let go of the idea that music is supposed to sound good

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

i feel that the writers of the little mermaid could have done more to explain what exactly is so terrible about being a mermaid

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

nobody played jenga on september 12th, 2001

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

let the record state that life in plastic is NOT always fantastic btw

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

they always say fit as a fiddle, but they never bother to show you how fit their fiddle is. we just have to take their word for it, and there might not even be a real fiddle involved

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

apparently “can i help you guys find anything” is code for “please stop attempting to fit all the cotton balls in the makeup aisle into your open mouths” but no one told ME that. you’re punishing ME for YOUR lack of clarity

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

how come everyone is like oh i can’t live without oxygen?? i think that’s fostering dependency. thats codependent as hell. personally i do not see the appeal

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

in my teen years, i had some real darkness inside me. ever since i swallowed that depleted uranium though, people say that i bring light to any situation. they say i’m practically glowing

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

am i obsessed with socrates or something

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

god why is everyone FREAKING OUT about me sipping a little gasoline bro. literally NATURAL gas. fucking ORGANIC chemical

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

if we averaged out jordan peterson and ben shapiro do you think we would get an insufferable prick who talks at a normal rate

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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

can we stop saying 'deported' when we mean 'kidnapping and shipping to a third country with no relationship to the origin of this person'.

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Veronica @chickfromneptune.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

game freak: steel is super effective against ice the ghost of a guy who died on the titanic: excuse me

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