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@chickenzes.bsky.social
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21 | he/him | Guy with no life. | Currently decompiling Shin Megami Tensei. If you follow me and I don't know you you WILL be blocked

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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
modern contentious political issues are shit like "i enjoy using my brain to form thoughts" and "killing people is bad, actually"
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
break rooms are the type of place where some guy will come sit down right next to you despite there being free seats everywhere and then spend the next 20 minutes loudly eating rice with his mouth open
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
finally caught up on jojo part 9 after never reading past the first chapter. who was gonna tell me araki went full woke with this one (positive connotation)
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
we are the FRIENDlings please feed us
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
walmart is such a bad employer that I'm only now getting trained for the job I'm meant to be doing after having been hired for a month
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
i hope the touhou 6 remake having an english translation will make more people hop on the series cuz like the games are great people just don't play them because they think they're impossibly difficult
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
i stopped using bluesky for a while and why did they do the stupid thing discord did a few years ago where they moved the nice convenient save image button up to a dropdown menu at the top of your phone screen, where your hand isn't
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
deltarune ch5 weird route spoilers ok so deltarune has given me a new pointless thing to go insane over: what the fuck is up with the bread that sans gives you. why does it exist, why can't you do anything with it, why does it disappear if you abort the route, what is the significance of it
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
deltarune chapter 5 is probably about my third favorite which still means it's like a 9.5/10
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
crazy that it started with the steam deck having some of the best price to performance on the market and now the steam machine costs more than any console
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
insane thing to wake up to
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
i don't know if anyone else has thought of this concept, but my most insane deltarune crack theory is that catti is friend in some way, and jockington is the tail of hell
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
a tomodachi life screenshot of susie from deltarune talking to jack black steve with the text "susie is repeating the phrase 'fuck you' again and again"
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
boy i sure do hope nobody brutally murders me with a rusty hatchet tomorrow
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
i've been trying to use this FOSS youtube app on my phone that has its own recommendation algorithm and it's really putting into perspective just how much worse youtube's algorithm could be with how it sees me mark a crash bandicoot video as watched and then recommends 20 car crash compilation vids
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
"erm actually video game prices going up is in line with inflation" yeah okay how about you get in line with these balls
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
attie is the second most blocked account on the site rip bozo
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
apparently i'm on a "wrong about AI/bitcoin" list lmfao stay mad
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
it's a shame bsky isn't actually decentralized in any meaningful way because i would love it if we could all just leave jay's bullshit behind
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
it sure is interesting how often companies "accidentally" include AI "placeholders" in their released games. almost as if using something that superficially looks good but falls apart under scrutiny is just about the worst possible idea for a placeholder you intend to replace. that or they're lying.
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
minecraft might be cooked
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
ew bluesky has started using webp the west has fallen
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
nintendo has FORGOTTEN about ice cream elephant
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lee 🌱🪼 @honeyllemon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
as long as the designs are cool idc
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
i was like "oh yeah i'll buy that stupid pokemon RBY music player thing it's probably like $30". i literally did a spit take seeing the actual price
A screenshot of the pokemoncenter.com listing for the Pokemon Red & Pokemon Blue Game Music Collection Game Boy Jukebox, showing the price as 70 US dollars
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
i'm glad to be able to say the new pokemon games look good, even great
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
this guy just posted a video of himself performing multiple crimes to youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgtX...
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Buying More Fake Spotify Streams Until I Get Banned
YouTube video by The Right Note
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
microsoft replacing phil spencer with someone who is somehow even less qualified is the most microsoft-ass decision i've ever seen
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
dude what do you mean 20000 yen and you don't even get both games in the both games bundle. i could get complete boxed copies of GBA firered and leafgreen for less than 20000 yen.
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
the pokemon company is kind of beyond parody at this point lmao
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
what
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
so i know there's a lot of backend changes going on but man minecraft 26.1 is shaping up to be the most nothing update to the game. when 1.10 and 1.15 both individually added more features than your hot new update there's something wrong.
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
can bluesky add the ability to remove followers now i have like 200 followers and I'm pretty sure 99% of them are bots
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
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yellowsoilnto15 #ZavokSweep @yellowsolinto15.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
decided to show some more progress since you guys like it so much 4K ULTRA GAMEPLAY REVEAL TEASER
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
steam machine is taking so long to get any updates that just getting a miniPC and an 8bitdo controller is looking real tempting.
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
monument of sin
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
phoenixSC has gotta be one of the most spineless minecraft youtubers out there that people still take seriously. like he just clickbaits about mojang bad constantly. he recently made a video bitching about mojang not adding a feature they added today.
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
there's no way this continues for three more years
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
that fake shitpost highguard account is genuinely the only way i found out that the game exists. imagine doing so little marketing that some random shmuck on the internet is the most publicity your game has gotten
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
oh it's so joever the steam hardware pages don't exist anymore they just redirect to the main store page
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
oh look who called sega doing their typical anti-consumer bullshit with yakuza 3 last month. they've now burned me three times with this, once with genesis and mega drive classics, once with yakuza 0, and once with yakuza 3. i'm still mad i don't have crazy taxi and space channel 5 on steam
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
nice to have that hundred line soundtrack release after way too long but $50 CAD is a LOT for a soundtrack, especially one that doesn't even include flacs. it's reasonable for the physical release but charging that much for a digital release is absurd.
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
@icegov.bsky.social get the fuck out of here
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
dude my software engineering teacher is talking about vibe coding it's fucking joever
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Nostalgic CRT Games @nostalgiacrt.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Super Mario Bros. (NES - 1985)
A nostalgic look at the 1985 NES mega hit, Super Mario Bros on my nostalgic CRT television.

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A still from the "so retro" Super Mario Bros gif. Mario is squishing a goomba while a mushroom falls towards him.

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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
might as well post my new game shelf. looks a bit empty rn but i've got a shitload of games shipping from buyee
From top to bottom left to right, the games on the shelf are
Digital Devil Story Megami Tensei
Super Mario Bros. 2 (FDS)
The Legend of Zelda (NES)
Super Mario Bros. (NES)
Super Mario Bros. 2 (NES)
Super Mario Bros. 3 (NES)
Chrono Trigger (SFC)
Super Mario Collection (SFC)
Super Mario World (SFC)
Super Mario Yoshi Island (SFC)
Super Mario World (SNES)
The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword (Wii)
Lego Star Wars The Complete Saga (Wii)
Mario Kart Wii
Mario Party 8
Metroid Prime 3
New Super Mario Bros. Wii
Sonic Colors
Super Mario Galaxy
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Wii Play
Wii Sports
Pokemon Black
Sonic Rush
Pokemon Y
Super Mario 3D Land
A bunch of genesis sports games i don't give a shit about
Shin Megami Tensei if... (PSX)
Bioshock (PS3)
Dark Souls (PS3)
Final Fantasy XIII
Grand Theft Auto Tales from Liberty City (PS3)
LittleBigPlanet
Portal 2 (PS3)
Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) (PS3)
Sonic Unleashed (PS3)
Sonic Generations (PS3)
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
i love spending money on a bunch of stuff to AV mod my famicom only to find out that the PPU is broken and i have to get a new famicom anyway
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Patrick Perini @pcperini.com · 10/01/2026
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Chicken @chickenzes.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
ok so wtf is going on with the papa john's website? i try to check out and they just give me a nondescriptive error page with art that looks AI generated and two buttons with the same text that do the same thing. i literally had to go through doordash to order
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