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Chickenstring

@chickenstring.bsky.social
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Reject the patriarchal default DeSantis sucks donkey balls while his wife pens him with a strap on The only men who allow their masculinity to be threatened by strong and intelligent women are men who are not secure in their own masculinity He/Him/PoP

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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 6h
Exactly 😤😡
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 16h
Breaking: The Atlanta Hawks offer to send Jack Smith a DVD of their thrilling February 3, 2024 overtime win over the Warriors because apparently he missed it.
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Chickenstring @chickenstring.bsky.social · 12h
I got 5 grams of Singapore Sling crumble for $5 a few weeks ago after cashing in my points at Curaleaf.
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Chickenstring @chickenstring.bsky.social · 15h
Sued? You mean "imprisoned" right?
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Chickenstring @chickenstring.bsky.social · 15h
He already got away with some of the most horrific crimes a person can commit. It's a little pointless to impose long-term punishment on him. Those among his family and cabinet who have allowed this to fester however, I expect to see in orange jumpsuits by the end of 2027.
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Chickenstring @chickenstring.bsky.social · 15h
Fired? I think "imprisoned" would be a better word to use there
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Turkish fans threw toys and dolls onto the pitch in solidarity with the children of Gaza during the Konyaspor-Palestine match in Konya, Türkiye.
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Chickenstring @chickenstring.bsky.social · 15h
What about Colleen Slemmer? What about her family who has to live with the fact that someone they love was tortured to death because of a demented little bitch's jealousy. Irresponsible collective sanctimony does not suit us.
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Chickenstring @chickenstring.bsky.social · 15h
This level of treasonous stupidity can never be allowed to gain such wealth and power ever again!
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Chickenstring @chickenstring.bsky.social · 15h
Your religion belongs in your homes and your special buildings. It does not belong in my government, my schools, or my workplace.
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Chickenstring @chickenstring.bsky.social · 15h
I just always assumed he came from Kepler II to subjugate humanity? Was I wrong?
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Chickenstring @chickenstring.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I bet Sean Hannity knows what it feels like to have five fingertips push a fist through his bottom sphincter muscle.
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Chickenstring @chickenstring.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😂
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Chickenstring @chickenstring.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My hemorrhoids progressed to stage 2 well over a year ago. The pain and itching and burning lasted for about 8 months. Imagine having a nice fresh splayed jalapeno crammed up your ass every 10-15 minutes. This joke is fucking epic! 🤣
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Chickenstring @chickenstring.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gnarly pitch!
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Chickenstring @chickenstring.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wonder if that's a turn on or a turn off for the elk ladies
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Chickenstring @chickenstring.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My best friend in the Army was Michael Bonham. No relation, just felt cute saying that.
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Chickenstring @chickenstring.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is how I woke up one morning about 4 years ago
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why "hemorrhoids" aren't called "asteroids" is a total mystery to me. I mean, come on scientists.
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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Chickenstring @chickenstring.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Exactly! Where's Anonymous?! We need you now more than ever!
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Chickenstring @chickenstring.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imprison was the word they meant, right?
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OOF!
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Chickenstring @chickenstring.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was due my tetanus yesterday so I got flu and that in the same arm and it is quite sore.
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Chickenstring @chickenstring.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"I personally think it's not very possible right now, but who knows?" So let me get this straight... The average Russian spends their time daydreaming about the day the USA can be successfully invaded or just invading other countries period? WTF is wrong with our species!? youtu.be/whUgzp94_Zw?...
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Russian Girl Reacts to This Is What Happens If You Invade America!
YouTube video by Russian Soul
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Chickenstring @chickenstring.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine what kind of world we'd be living in now if only Europeans had sought fair and honest trade with others around the world rather than subjugation or genocide. Instead, every time we came upon something new our first thought was what would be the best way to kill it or enslave it.
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Chickenstring @chickenstring.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Angry Mob 2026
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Chickenstring @chickenstring.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It hasn't manifested itself in such a death toll...yet. But the evil is collective, not just one individual and THAT'S what makes it so much worse.
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Chickenstring @chickenstring.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Realizing that the US is no longer going to protect them & with Russia's invasion of Ukraine, Germany isn't fucking around. They're not making token investments in their military... They're making it ready for the worse case scenario & it is quite impressive. Let's hope their fears are unfounded.
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Chickenstring @chickenstring.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
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Chickenstring @chickenstring.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seriously 💥 😡🙄
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE IS SICKENING......
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why is a woman's future never as *promising* as her rapist's? 🤔
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Tori Foote @toriatheisttori.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Chickenstring @chickenstring.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AI double agents
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Chickenstring @chickenstring.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sulfuric acid does not completely dissolve human remains. Hydrofluoric Acid at 49% is the only chemical that can completely dissolve the entire remains of a mammal...I think that's what I learned working for Ellis and Everard Chemicals.
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Chickenstring @chickenstring.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
American Republicans are the greatest evil this world has ever faced
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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A helicopter labeled MORON ONE sits on the White House lawn as four suited men walk toward it, with Fixed it. written above the image.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Onion gets it right so many times.
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Text graphic with the message: If we start destroying the lives of young rapists, we might avoid having old rapists in charge of everything in the future. Light gray textured background.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This 👇
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