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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 27/09/2026

April 2009. Tim was raised in a certain type of environment by a certain type of parent.

Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 27/09/2026

For context. This is an Eegra Hilarity Comic from May 2008, but Tim the nonspecifically unfortunate work experience kid was a character carried over from Total Gamer. It was great putting shit like this into an actual print magazine you could buy in newsagents and supermarkets.

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 27/09/2026

It's nice to log into tumblr once every couple of months and find that someone has said something nice about something I made. Thank you, tumblr user cat-mermaid!

An EEGRA Hilarity Comics panel from long ago, isolated, out of context. A childlike, colourful marker drawing of a forlorn elderly woman. The lettering is naïve and poorly-spelt. Narration box, with spelling mercifully corrected for your screen reader: "No Gran you just fell in with the wrong crowd, that's what the judge said!" Gran herself: "I had a grown-ups sleepover at his house, that's why. I am a painted lady of the evening." Beneath the image of the panel, commentary from tumblr user cat-mermaid: "'I am a painted lady of the evening' has lived rent free for fucking 10 years in my brain thanks to this comic'" Hashtags: Hilarity Comics, perfection

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 26/09/2026

Youtube commenters, journalists, etc. are asking me where I got the idea to write a comedy list song on a nerdy topic to the tune of the Major-General's Song from Pirates of Penzance, and I just wanna give thanks to Christ Jesus, all things are created through Him and for Him 🙏

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 26/09/2026

Guess what a pointing foot is called

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 19/09/2026

Every fucken writer thinks they're pretty fucken special for knowing the word 'susurrus', don't they.

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 18/09/2026

To the contrary, I think the lyrics reinforce the interpretation that the difference between 'cunt' and 'fucking cunt' is a matter of degree! 'Screwed your sister' and 'screwed your mum' are on the same path, the 'fucking' threshold lying somewhere between them.

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 18/09/2026

Perhaps this is not a species of cunt but just a bog-standard cunt with an intensifier.

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 18/09/2026

From the sounds of them? America and the UK respectively.

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 14/09/2026

I am perfectly capable of hating both the player and the game, thank you.

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 13/09/2026

[avoiding eye contact; nearly inaudibly] I got the combination Jungle Diamond and Zeus-Coin

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 13/09/2026

[posting on bluesky] Actually there is some very important nuance people are missing about today's extremely and specifically American huge load of dumb bullshit

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 13/09/2026

Michael, please, The Lockhorns is a horny enough strip already.

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 31/08/2026

Phew! A regular Rowan Atkinson! (he collects cars)

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 29/08/2026

Haven't they thefted enough grand autos by now

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 24/08/2026

Boosting this because DOS times are good times.

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Shamey @shamey.gay · 22/08/2026

I cannot fucking believe that @chickennation.com predicted this nearly 20 years ago

An old comic by Patrick Alexander. Sonic is pissing on pac man. Pac man says "why are we fighting? Think what we could accomplish together! Running fast AND eating dots... just imagine!" Sonic imagines a pony and says "Let's do it!" Pac man replies with "Okay, great! Stick your head in my butt and let's roll!" Sonic looks at him and says "What?"

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 13/08/2026

"Outta the way, Poindexter!!" "Yeah!! Make way for MADNESS!!"

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 13/08/2026

Dr. Pumpkin pressing his fingertips together and concluding, "Zis is bad."

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 13/08/2026

"But a toad's gotta have a mistress, doesn't he?" is one of many comedically perfect Kuppermanisms that never fail to make me laugh, whether it's from reading the comic again or having it just drift into my mind in idle moments.

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 13/08/2026

The other day, in a facebook messenger conversation, I had five (5) unread messages, each one a single, short sentence. Of course I had read them all before even noticing the prompt, "6 unread messages. Summarise with Meta AI".

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 12/08/2026

Can't believe you opened someone else's email survey. That is a federal sin.

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 09/08/2026

Of course Elon Musk isn't "worse than Hitler". Just less likeable.

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 07/08/2026

YOU need to care RIGHT NOW about YET ANOTHER FUCKING AMERICAN

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 21/07/2026

(weeping upper-classishly) Bew hew hew

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 16/07/2026

What do you mean Anthony Albanese is an obvious twerp. How come he knew the name of a band, that time? How come he looked young when he was young? Hey?

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 16/07/2026

Includes, as a bonus, some happily ignorant musings about the state of the videogames industry, set to lonely, wintry footage which you can decide for yourself the appropriateness of.

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 16/07/2026

Six months late, here's a sneaky li'l no-one's-home look-around at DevHub, a gamedev coworking space in Malmö, Sweden, occupying a beautiful historical building AT THE TIME OF FILMING www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfRd...

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The cool gamedev coworking space you can't visit

YouTube video by Patrick Alexander’s World of Content

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 09/07/2026

I didn't say that! I must have said 'play' and you heard 'buy'.

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 30/06/2026

This is a fun book, and if you can get it in physical form, you should.

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 29/06/2026

Sure did a lot of founding today in my busy career as a founder

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 29/06/2026

'Founder' isn't a job. Don't call dickheads this in your article. Look at all these founders, om nom how many of their yummy scrotums can I fit in my mouth and choke on, om om om gargle gargle

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 28/06/2026

So when are you going to introduce us to this cold, dead Hans we keep hearing so much about?

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 01/06/2026

[puts on sexy judge's wig and robes] I'll kinkshame all I like, you little bitch

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 30/05/2026

Venue Songs is kind of non-canon, though

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 10/05/2026

Isn't that Modigliana from The Ferals

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 23/04/2026

I wonder what Ed Zitron thinks about AI

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 31/01/2026

I made a video about where I am and what I've been up to. Watch it or don't! www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGrz...

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In a new place, doing a new thing · WARNING: VLOG

YouTube video by Patrick Alexander’s World of Content

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 27/11/2025

...or are there, at this point in the narrative, certain lips that might be sealed in a straightforwardly literal, yet unexpected way? Please read 'Sons of Comtec', as soon as you can manage it, to find out.

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 27/11/2025

"Stocks" could be the stock market but is also a type of flower; likewise the "field" might be the field of business or simply the meadow we see — hence the "common scents" pun. As for "sealed lips", does this imply wisdom that cannot be conveyed in mere words...

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 14/11/2025

My exact thought! Every time! Except without the "I'm sorry" because I do not apologise for THE TRUTH

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Patrick Alexander @chickennation.com · 10/11/2025

Buh buh buh buh buh buh buh DEMOCRATS, buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh REPUBLICANS, buh buh buh buh NEVER LET THEM FORGET THIS

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