Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 6hI tried to handwrap my friends gift because i thought that would be nice and heartfelt but then I remembered I suck at fine motor skills and made that part of the art 020
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 12hIve worn professional outfits the last 4 days, as required by my job. Today, you are allowed to wear jeans and a purple shirt, so im dressing casually. The last 4 days I didn't have any men flirting, today I got asked out twice just on my way to work. Do formal clothes scare men that bad? 030
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 14hi hate when i show him my favorite games and hes barely paying attention 🙄 170
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Its really bizarre how Google maps assumes i would rather get 30 minutes later than take a 10 min walk. 040
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Whats the correct answer when a friend group makes it somehow clear you are a tier 2 friend. When you are of lower social standing it seems unwise generally to "cause issues" but like yeah that did make me very sad 100
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 06/10/2026its very clearly internally they made both a "Deadnane_Lastname" account and a "Alexy_Lastname" account that keeps confusing my higher ups and half my tools are connected to one and half to the other bc I didnt give them my legal name until signing tax stuff. I assume that they 140
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I want to have sex with this guy in an open relationship, but I didnt want to be a pick me about it so I decided I should focus my attention on his wife and get her blessing so I've been dedicating significantly more energy into conversation with her and... Oops became friends with her and not him 230
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Why do so many workplaces have rules about jeans that are like "Jeans can be worn every 4th Friday." 130
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My trainer keeps warning everyone that the closest restaurant has good food but that'll you'll see a lot of boob but she also assures you that the girls ARE pretty 040
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Are my Socks Clocky?" And Other Questions my Loved Ones Refuse to Answer Because of their Moral Cowardice 030
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026data leak at my college and the days following unauthorized attempts to use my card. awesome 040
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026other day was crying because I felt too autistic to ever not be discardable in a friend group setting. and I was like its not fair for me to not be allowed to have friend groups when everyone else does. And then they were like what are you talking about most people don't anymore. 140
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 28/09/2026were friend groups made of people that go to bars/raves/we always very varying in age, is it a feature of the particular scene im on, or is it because people just go out less now, pushing ages upward. Other day the group was 2 23yos, a married throuple in their 30s, and a married couple in their 40s 020
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 28/09/2026both molly and shrooms make it hard for me to breath for reasons that are unknown to me. It could just be anxiety, but i would find it strange because its not panicking -> shortness of breath. Its iust randomly being like "oh i dont have enough oxygen" and just breathing consciously for a bit 140
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Interesting thing I've noticed is I've occasionally gotten told im positive irl. Like comments about having a positive attitude etc. Its kind of strange to me. It usually comes from an event where a stranger/acquaintance vents to me about something and I give basic advice like 130
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Had a situation where someone was distraught about calling me ma'am. She kept trying to make physical effort to call me sir, and it was obviously physically difficult for her to do. Until she asked me how I identified. At which point she without hesitation switched to she/her. 110
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My brain has accepted me living in Houston but hasn't accepted me living in Texas. Texas is a place i make fun of online not somewhere I would be in. 130
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Partner pointed out it sounds like im saying habibi to my cat when I say "hi baby" and its spreading across my friend group to say habibi to our cats 030
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 19/09/2026>gets an 85 in a test, and takes longer than everyone else Im a failure. I should have worked harder. I should probably drop out im too stupid for college. Why did I even think I should be here. I bet everyone else got an 100 (Notices the median is 60) okay never mind 120
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I understand why it happens but its really annoying teachers tend to get annoyed when you ask questions related to their most obvious deficiency. Ie teachers with communication and diction issues getting really annoyed and touchy about being asked to repeat things they already said 000
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My new job got delayed again. Going to be a month without insurance. In the middle of the school semester without vyvanse. This seems like the precursor to my life falling apart again. 020
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026the thing about men doing benevolent sexism is that a lot of it gets reinforced by women with internalized misogyny so when I catch a guy doing that kind of stuff they tend to deflect like "oh sorry my ex told me to be more proactive" or we and I dont exactly want to be like "your ex was a low 120
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026MY disaster friends are troubled individuals who are trying their best to improve. YOUR disaster friends are wicked individuals who are draining your energy and refuse to get better. 040
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026>in person class gets canceled >have to pick it up online >its only once a week and the teacher says she will end class 1 hour earlier than class end time man. 130
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 16/09/2026ai doesnt even do food this badly anymore why do they always somehow manage to make the most disgusting ai food possible 010
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 16/09/2026ai doesnt even do food this badly anymore why do they always somehow manage to make the most disgusting ai food possible 000
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Replaying chain of memories and its kind of bizarre how that game kind of figured out how to do Disney worlds perfectly 100
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 16/09/2026had a dream that lasted what seemed to be hours. I would "wake up" and be still in a dream. Was nbd at first but it kept happening over and over again and I was slowly going more insane. at some point I assumed I must not be dreaming and maybe im actually dying or something. Kept screaming bc 100
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Other most active in class girl at my philosophy class asked for my ig so we can do joint readings ^.^ 130
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026seeing someone defend themselves in court is so sad man. 030
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My first instinct when someone does something that I find distasteful is to ignore it. This, however, leads to me being put in situations that I dislike increasingly more frequently. So, im trying to be better about it. Which leads to me thinking like, "whats the correct ratio of reinforcement and 110
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Im making my mom watch bojack horseman and she seems to think its a slow burn romance between bojack and Diane 020
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This is gonna sound insane but being a court interpreter is significantly more chill than like, call center interpretation 160
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Had an odd interaction today waiting on the bus. Talked to a girl, she talks about getting her masters in data science. Then she asked me for my major and i was like psychology and she asked me ooh do i look depressed and i was like idk 140
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I love having anxiety. Got called to the board which made me have anxiety and forget how to do a simple problem. Which in turn made me have anxiety over looking stupid. Which means I spend the rest of the class crying. 130
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The couple times I've gotten clocked ive just said "no" and its worked. "Sorry for flirting I thought you were a girl?" "I am" and "are you female?" "Yeah". I know its not just politeness because both times the guy has in some way comented on my hypothetical pussy afterwards. Fascinating. 150
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Im being required to provide q drivers liscence (NOT state id) for a wfh offer. I already have a conditional job offer. I am currently weighing if asking for a reasonable accommodation would be worth it or career suicide... 140
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 10/09/2026shes full of hatred for him. She walks up to him, smells him, and hisses in disgust. 010
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I feel a problem i have with talking about social anxiety is that, I tend to outline Social Rules That Bring me Anxiety people argue about the existence of the rules, or objection to the specific wording i use, where generally it would probably help to provide me with atenuating social rules 2141
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 08/09/2026people on dating apps love sending you a million memes and love yous and horny texts and then "too busy" to schedule something in the next 3 business months 120
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Either my insurance or my speech therapist provider is trying to gaslight me into thinking my insurance benefit that says "speech therapy" doesnt refer to speech therapy and it refers to your... primary care provider giving you speech therapy. A thing that definitely happens. 080
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 04/09/2026My work start date is getting pushed back because the background check company is having issues verifying my high school bc its from Honduras. Jesus Christ dude. Im in COLLEGE. 020
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i missed the first 2 class in the semester bc i had to take a friend to the er on one day and the next class i have trip scheduled months in advance. how do i convince my teacher to not hate me. 050
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Was excited to see my moms gf who i hadn't seen in years but she just got denied entry. Love this country 030
Alice @chickenface.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Friendship deteriorated because Salsa took too much catnip and started annoying her 010
