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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Real
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FREAKBAiT @freakbait.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
People ask me, "how do you come up with all your ideas?" Easy, I experience post-nut clarity like five times a day.
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BlamTheSpam @blamthespam.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A friend of mine wanted me to draw this #Endacopia
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Dababy Rapper Smiling
ALT: Dababy Rapper Smiling
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MtH @ezfollowers.xyz · 08/08/2026
susie deltarune shows sonic and the black knight to kris and says "we might have to get sonics help he knose how to deal with these things"
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Deltarune chapter 7 hasnt released you gotta last till then
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MolluskByNature @hastypasty.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Here are some Endacopia doodles! I love this game sm! Everyone should go play it 😤😤😤 #endacopia #endacopiafanart #fanart #art #digitalart
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2020KNIVES @2020knives.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i knew i had to draw them the moment i saw them #endacopia #art
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Real
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: there’s a rap battle going on, with a small crowd of onlookers enjoying the show. The guy on the microphone raps, “this fool brought an ancient staff. You got no swag; it makes me laugh!” Panel 2: the rapper holding the other microphone is an evil sorcerer with sunken eyes and a long purple robe. In his other hand, he grasps an ancient magic staff, which instantly shoots a bolt of powerful energy at the first rapper, reducing him to ash. The crowd of people watching the battle react excitedly, in awe of the evil sorcerer’s skills.
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RRC | Roland 🏓🪽 @rolandreturns.myatproto.social · 12/07/2026
im pissing clear as fuck #hydrated #mykidneys #30btw
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sallycrow @salad1021.neocities.org · 12/07/2026
#art
A low-resolution image.
Its text content reads as such:
“I don’t have ‘TAKES’. I don’t have ‘beef’. I have a JOB (job), so I can buy more dr pepper mmmm yumy mmmm soba…”
An illustration accompanies this. It is my little crow mascot announcing all of this through a microphone. The proportions are wack, and some of the color is poorly filled in… but the bars are hard, no?
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raxdflipnote @raxdflipnote.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
too short
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Man if only there were 3 loathing games on sale, how insane would that be
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Small animal learns to draw, incredible @creatureling.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
deltarune chapter 5 spoilers (kinda sorta) so called free thinkers when
a drawpage of numerous doodles of floradinn from deltarune chapter 5
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
a two panel comic

guy says “grapeman, i presume?”

a guy with a grape costume on says “the berry same”

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dec scary @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
killer instinct announcer: FUCKED UP COMBOOOO me: come on killer instinct announcer: BULLLLLSHIT COMBOOOO
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Deltarune Tommorow
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
In order to combat the roblox update, I would suggest stop buying premium, stop getting robux, and find new games, garrys mod is similar to roblox in a way, with tons of gamemodes in experiences, or ways to play by yourself, it is fine as a temporary outlook on creativity
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Ways to protest the roblox chat update - Don't buy robux (to hurt their stock prices!!! :3 - Dislike any youtube videos roblox posts :> - Don't play roblox (garrys mod is a good alternative! :D Ways to prolong the update still being here!!! - Play roblox???? :( - Buy robux/premium :\
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XEECEE @xeecee.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
all the milk comes from one really big cow
a headline that reads "the terrifying reality behind one of america's fastest-growing dairy brands"
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LaZrick @breadskate.how · 29/05/2025
FISH³: FISHTASTIC FISHING FISHSCAPES - HIGH-OCTANE SURREAL SPEED-FISHING ADVENTURE. Your boat is powered by a big FISH, you're playing as a catFISH, catching more FISH. MY NEW GAME, DEMO & FULL GAME COMING -> THIS SUMMER!!!
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Turtle inda pool
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Please send me frog pictures, I'll trade goose and duck pictures for frogs that you took pictures of (not ones you scraped off of google)
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
🐔
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Squeemsh
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Peak
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I wish skeletons didnt exist, I keep forgetting I need one whenever someone asks me why I trip so much
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
🦼 People in wheelchairs are just peak, they lost 2 legs and gained 400 style points, sadly some people without legs get prosthetics instead of a cool ass wheelchair, actually I'm not sure which is better, probably neither unless you sold your legs, what would yall sell your legs for?
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Say spooky doo but replace every o with an e
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Loud incorrect buzzer
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
My chicken is very loud
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
YAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYYAAYYAYAAYAYAYAYAY
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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bucolic dirtbag @boldfashioned.com · 27/01/2025
This perfect frog was my favorite piece from art history class today.
Weight in shape of frog
Babylonian
ca. 2000–1600 BCE
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
The horse tells both lies and the truth, simply making statements that contradict itself, please tell it to stop glowing green
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Good style
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Always make sure to carry a cyanide pill just incase someone asks you to introduce yourself
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Little aliens forever @lilalienz4ever.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
flug sleeping and dreaming about eating a photo png of an apple
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Frog
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I stole this meme
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I enjoy pickles, but I do not enjoy cucumbers, do any cucumber fans have a good recipe for a begginer cucumber enjoyer?
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Golf of America is silly
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
MPX.MP4 is simply skimbish
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chickendealer.bsky.social @chickendealer.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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