Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 4hCleaning out our office sample storage and I found a blue-eyes white dragon from Yu-Gi-Oh! and also he’s my son now 010
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 5hRemember when those pics of Jon Hamm came out and he was like “ugh you’re all perverts” and meanwhile his dick was out like this 040
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 10h“The new Taylor album is camp” camp doesn’t mean mediocre! it also doesn’t mean a visible decrease in quality in an artist over time! 040
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Where does Ai end and automation begin? A lot of my coworkers use Microsoft’s AI to compile reports and notes in one file/presentation. Is that also shitty? Maybe just a slippery slope? Or is it all the same since It’s all the same model? These are genuine questions if anyone wants to answer! 120
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026One of my pet peeves is someone too go with the flow. I’m fully capable of giving options, but eventually, you have to tell me what YOU want 050
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sending “into?” 40 minutes later when they don’t reply to my nude 140
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Not to clock anyone’s tea but when he mentioned a wife???? Baby, 150
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Jeff Goldblum was doing all kinds of weird shit before Jurassic Park 010
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Elizabeth Holmes and Mark Zuckerberg would’ve had the raunchiest piggy sex 030
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Almost naked thirst traps on your profile with a linktree that goes to your Letterboxd and Discogs profiles oh don’t piss me offfffffff 040
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I was worried people would think my skeet was about them and I want Friends here 010
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Halloween Oreos purchased…ready to be decadent. It’s just good 030
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Yknow what’s funny ever since streaming became a Thing there’s really been no original content from it that has had a life-changing impact on me 020
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You’re so nice, you’re not good you’re not bad you’re just nice, I’m not good I’m not nice I’m just right 130
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I can tell a former Rubix cube kid. You can’t hide from me. 010
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Miley bate and switched me and now I'm listening to Bass Persuades like this 040
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Living in the moment @thomcb88.bsky.social @viennabeef.social 1200
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I think my job should be ideas without any expectation of follow through 031
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A secret I’ve been holding in since before the pandemic… 130
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026To the dude who followed my boyfriend without liking the insta post I tagged him in, yes we noticed 290
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 14/09/20262026 is so stupid I have to take up arms for Macklemore 120
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 12/09/2026An unappreciated aspect of housesitting for my parents is the incredible acoustics in their giant bathroom, I just performed for Madison Square Garden without any neighbors complaining about my hooting and hollering 050
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026What did you guys get for 9/11 this year? I wanted the iPhone duo but my parents got me a Nintendo switch 2 :/ 180
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 08/09/2026These long weekends are making regular work feel less and less sustainable 040
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Miley Cyrus and I have twin telepathy twice removed (born on the same day two years apart) and that’s why her single is so good it’s because I told her to get new management 020
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Sorry to be conservative coded but I’ve never seen green hair and been like “yeah that looks good” 230
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 04/09/2026KIDS DON’T WANNA DANCE KIDS DON’T WANNA DANCEstatic.klipy.com80s 90s Nightclub DanceAlt: 80s 90s Nightclub Dance 020
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Every time I see a penis pump I get so scared of the dick popping like a balloon 030
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Guy I’m seeing wants to meet my friends but they’re all scattered across the stars (I don’t have a friend group just several separate friends I see on rotating days) 040
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026You fake ass “Physical media is important” bitches without a Blu-ray player please✋ 030
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026You can take someone’s power away by knowing what their weenie looks like 160
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“I just bought a house” “I just had a baby” Me: did you know Manon is rumored to come back to Katseye this month 000
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“Close friends consent check” oh so I can say take me off and give you a chance to talk SHIT? Heh I don’t think so buddy 150
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 01/09/2026What’s your favorite album about unrequited queer love and lesbian self-loathing that was eventually invalidated by the artist dating a cishet guy? I’ll go first 000
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I wish Slayyyter didn’t run a racist Camila Cabello spam account she would’ve been a cool Dazzler in X-Men 010
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The Domino’s Pizza Tracker is not accurate anymore and I blame private equity 180
Jeff H @chicagobonehead.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Bro let me cup your balls as a friend for a minute 070
