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Hulga Joy

@chibidankon.bsky.social
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Horny trans MILF in your area Her name was really Joy but as soon as she was twenty-one and away from home, she had had it legally changed. Mrs. Hopewell was certain that she had thought and thought until she had hit upon the ugliest name in any language.

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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is extremely heartwarming, but also if you follow the links from Memory Alpha (which doesn't say she was trans yet) to her old site on archive.org, you'll find her old homepage linked to another site called "Candle Chicks" for "Chicks with Wicks." web.archive.org/web/20010404...
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Chicks with Wicks - Candles, Teas, Coffee, Chocolate, Gift Baskets
Chicks With Wicks offers a great collection of premium naturally scented candles for delivery to your home. We have dozens of hard to find candle products and related gift items.
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if it’s not from the lesbos region of asia minor it’s just sparkling carpet eater
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Many trans women take years to realize that yes, that counts as assault, even if you looked like a man at the time.
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The main argument for poly is trying periodically to sleep with other people will teach you how much better your primary partner is
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We're not ready for what's coming.
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
im not a sex addict im an attention whore
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 10/09/2026
when you get fired from the coalition this is a signal that your votes don't matter *and* they're going to set you up to take the blame *if* their calculus fails. for the record. there's nothing you can do about it because the choice was made for you. so voting for them is optional now.
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
brain poisoned thought: christmas carol parody in which a trans woman is visited by the ghost of three dicks on halloween, the night before her bottom surgery.
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Lmao
before, white guy with brown hair and a goatee in a sport coatafter, white woman with green hair and black lipstick in a t-shirt that says "Transy Mom"
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Faustian door buster bargains for Labor Day starting now!
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Preparing for vaginoplasty by spending three hours every day muffing.
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Starting a conspiracy theory that explosive diarrhea is an unplanedemic
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
“trans people always knew they were trans” this is a bad narrative because it means when you transitioned you were either deceiving people (particularly partners) into thinking you were cis before or you're a fake trans (whatever that means).
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I just learned that this actress from Pulp Fiction later transitioned, and it also encapsulates what I think will happen if you just try to buy a gun to protect yourself individually from fascists.
Alexis Arquette has a bullet wound through her chest after ineffectually trying to jump out and shoot John Travolta and Samuel L Jackson.
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Getting bottom surgery to fix the dysphoria when I’m having electrolysis on my junk
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I have had a lot of thoughts going through my head lately that passing kind of sucks, and I just now had insight into what it is about passing that sucks, and it's this:
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I will stop being a transgender activist when cis people can be normal about gender for like 5 seconds
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
It's very weird thinking that I have no idea what my karotype is. It might be XY. It might be XXY. It might be some kind of mosaic. I just don't know. There are reasons for believing any of them.
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Going back in time to taunt my 20 year old self that last night I drank saké, played Melee on a CRT, and had hot tranny sex.
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I was thinking about what I want to read and it’s a lit story about a trans mother and a cis 20 something daughter from the daughter’s pov and the mom transitioned when the daughter was 5. Basically just fiction about my daughter in fifteen to twenty years.
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I love being a lesbian. It is the best. Everyone should be one.
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I love all girls’ cocks, except for one.
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Happy MILF Day to me
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
it used to be the most gay a band was allowed to be was the B-52s. nowadays bands are allowed to be *much* gayer
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Emoria - Aftertaste OUT NOW @emoria.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Genuinely loving being a trans woman. Despite everything. Despite the fucking terror. I love myself and my life and my community so god damn much.
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
even though i transitioned more than 2 years ago, i sometimes feel like i'm still learning how to be a woman. like for example when a repairman comes to your apartment, are you supposed to give him a blow job before or after he fixes the thing??
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I’m not like the other girls. Being trans is the most interesting thing about me.
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Literally Hidden Figures II, damn
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Its being the ‘season of the witch’ is just one hypothesis among many.
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
hot take: it should be more socially unacceptable to leave your partner for being trans than it was for elaine to dump her one episode boyfriend who had a seemingly debilitating stroke where the joke is that elaine is doing something totally understandable but deeply selfish
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Lana Moon Reads @lanamoon.ca · 04/04/2026
This week, Lana Moon reads Howl by Allen Ginsberg #asmr #poem #poetry #hippie #beatnik #allenginsberg #madness #queer #lgbt
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Howl by Allen Ginsberg
YouTube video by Lana Moon Reads
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
They should make a gender affirming shrink ray.
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I think the funniest thing Iran could demand as a condition of reopening the Strait would be pronouns in the bio
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Lana Moon Reads @lanamoon.ca · 27/03/2026
This week, Lana Moon reads a Footnote to Howl by Allen Ginsberg #asmr #poem #poetry #beatnik #allenginsberg #holy #life #god #everything
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Footnote to Howl by Allen Ginsberg
YouTube video by Lana Moon Reads
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Lana Moon Reads @lanamoon.ca · 20/03/2026
This week, Lana Moon reads part three of Howl by Allen Ginsberg #asmr #poem #poetry #beatnik #allenginsberg #madness #queer #lgbt #solidarity #love
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Howl, Part III by Allen Ginsberg
YouTube video by Lana Moon Reads
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
People are calling it World War III, but if it doesn’t come from the Alsace–Lorraine region of France, it’s just Sparkling Global Conflict.
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Lana Moon Reads @lanamoon.ca · 13/03/2026
This week, Lana Moon reads part two of Howl by Allen Ginsberg #asmr #poem #poetry #hippie #beatnik #allenginsberg #madness #queer #lgbt
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Howl, Part II by Allen Ginsberg
YouTube video by Lana Moon Reads
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The worst part of transitioning is now I have to be an “ahem, I have a PhD” person because otherwise I watch people just assume I’m a ditz.
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Lana Moon Reads @lanamoon.ca · 06/03/2026
This week, Lana Moon reads part one of Howl by Allen Ginsberg #asmr #poem #poetry #hippie #beatnik #allenginsberg #madness #queer #lgbt
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Howl, Part I by Allen Ginsberg
YouTube video by Lana Moon Reads
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I often don't know I'm miserable until years after the fact.
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Lesbian sex is when you get your carabiners hooked together.
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Lana Moon Reads @lanamoon.ca · 27/02/2026
This week, Lana Moon reads Phenomenal Woman by Maya Angelou #poem #poetry #blackhistory #mayaangelou #woman #inspiration #feminism
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Phenomenal Woman by Maya Angelou
YouTube video by Lana Moon Reads
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Were I about to turn state's evidence and escape into the witness protection program to hide after a lifetime of gang activity, I would try to announce my transition first because I would hate for all my former associates to constantly deadname and misgender me and so on.
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Lana Moon Reads @lanamoon.ca · 20/02/2026
This week, Lana Moon reads A Woman Speaks by Audre Lorde #poem #poetry #asmr #blackhistory #audrelorde #women #feminism
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A Woman Speaks by Audre Lorde
YouTube video by Lana Moon Reads
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
It’s 2026. I’m at a coffeeshop. They’re playing City Pop on the radio. Blade Runner was right.
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
a cool thing about how the right has openly embraced demonic values is you can say badass things like "God is not mocked" to them unironically. well not cool exactly but like look you gotta find the flowers growing in the concentration camp walls, you know?
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Lana Moon Reads @lanamoon.ca · 13/02/2026
This week, Lana Moon reads To the Oppressors by Pauli Murray #asmr #poetry #poem #blackhistory #paulimurray #resistance
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To the Oppressors by Pauli Murray
YouTube video by Lana Moon Reads
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Hulga Joy @chibidankon.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Platonic dialogue about whether it's better to be truly outrageous or merely seem so
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Lana Moon Reads @lanamoon.ca · 06/02/2026
This week, Lana Moon reads Still I Rise by Maya Angelou #asmr #poetry #poem #blackhistory #mayaangelou
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Still I Rise by Maya Angelou
YouTube video by Lana Moon Reads
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Lana Moon Reads @lanamoon.ca · 30/01/2026
This week, Lana Moon reads an excerpt from Xunzi chapter 9, 王制 The Regulation of Kings. (Original translation.) #asmr #china #philosophy #anthropology #mankind
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Xunzi on Mankind
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