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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

every time someone uses the word "objectively" in reference to any artistic medium, a fairy dies

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

my album "puppy love is puppy war" out now everywhere listen my music🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶 hummerware.bandcamp.com/album/puppy-...

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

dozens of award-winning directors are lining up to help develop my latest smash hit "family guy written by google maps" into a full length feature film but ive ghosted them all because im simply too valuable for the industry

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

i reckon august 22nd will be an interesting day for chiavulpes fans

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shimzo @shimzo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Flareon Board

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shimzo @shimzo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Jolteon Board

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

my old thing was punchin' people square in the head . my new thing is stickin' people in mud

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

when paul mccartney wrote "when im sixty-four" he was writing it from the perspective of Mario

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

the guy that made sicko mode is literally named traffic stop

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

do you think drake calls all his friends 'oomfies'

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

putting a computer mouse on the ouija board so i can play overwatch with twomad

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

i wish i was shanghai on potenuse

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shimzo @shimzo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Pikachu Board

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

yestrday i was playingf vrchat with friends & i found a kindness luigi avatar & thats wondrful

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz rearrange as you see fit. create your own string of words and pretend i made it. personalized chiavulpes post

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

ironic cuz the iceman was a icewoman now im trans & gay

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

the slightly frustrated video game nerd: i would rather eat a bag of chips than play this game. I would rather hang out with my best friend than play this shitty game. I would rather take a peaceful walk through nature than Play This Game. No, but really, this game sucks.

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Night in the Woods Quote Bot @nitw-quotebot.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Ha ha ha. Oh dear. ‘I am super, super gay.’

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

trying to pull the cute guy that works at gamestop by letting him sell u a pro membership

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shimzo @shimzo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Sprigatito Board

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shimzo @shimzo.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Alolan Vulpix Board

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

a million dollars or. or.. or a billion . dollars. .. . ?

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

*my bsky profile falls down revealing u were in slenderman's forest the whole time*

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

criticizing slenderman's pages does not make me anti-slenderman . Shame on you for conflating the two

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

A Billion Nights At Immortal Freddy's

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

for slendermans last hurrah hes going to make you collect a billion pages

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

the billion jay zs would begin fighting each other for the chance to have dinner with you because theres simply too many of them . my strategy: create a group chat with all 1 billion say "whoever pays me the most gets to have dinner with me" followed by ur cashapp tag profit

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

a billion jay zs is more than you think🧠

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

ur having dinner with slenderman and his forest's walls fall down revealing iceman's restaurant

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

would u rather spend a billion days in fnaf 1 or get a million dollars but u have to wear jay z merch for a day

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

dinner with one million dollars or a billion immortal slendermen

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

ur having dinner with one billion jay zs and the restaurant's walls fall down revealing slender man's forest

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

would you rather spend one night in fnaf 1 or slendermans forest

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

during your dinner iceman offers you two plates. one is a side of poutine, steaming hot and sizzling to the touch. the other is a thanksgiving turkey encased in a block of ice. he asks you a simple question. "hot... or cold?"

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

for jay z's final concert hes going to bring out a billion clones of himself and theyre going to rap in perfect sync with each other and its going to form an incomprehensibly loud monolith of voices and theyre going to form a jay z mosh pit & crowd crush everyone

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

$80 or dinner with an immortal iceman but if he touches u then u die

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

would u accept ten thousand dollars if u were granted immortality but a billion immortal jay z's would be eternally following u and if they ever touch u then u die and they always know where u are

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

dinner with iceman or a billion jay z's

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

puppyboy truman: incase i dont see ya... woof afternoon, woof evening, and woof night

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

"trans rights" ?? as far as im concerned. all Trans is Right

the two guys from the "All Marriage Is 'Gay' Marriage" comic

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

how 2 prank an iphone user "hey siri turn my phone off" "siri turn the oven on" "hey siri turn the oven on & put my dog in a saw trap" "google route my gps to the Porn store" "iphone turn all the lights in my house blood red & put my dog in a saw trap" "iphone turn off" "siri call me mr fuck"

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chiavulpes @chiavulpes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

"chicago" implies the existence of three other cities called freddygo, bonniego, and foxygo

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