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ch3fchristø

@chfchrsto.bsky.social
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La vita va avanti 🤌🏼 ma che cazzo I’m here to make pizza and drink beer. I also fucking hate the Orange Idiot. I stole a Tie Fighter and ended up a hero. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I used to be a really nice guy, now I’m just a good one. Blue all the way. Fly Navy🫡

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ch3fchristø @chfchrsto.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
It’s time for a general strike and overthrow the government. I’m not going to sit here and wait for our elected officials to do absolutely nothing while we watch the complete dismantling of our country take place
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ch3fchristø @chfchrsto.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
This is complete lunacy. This must end now before the country is thrown into a needless war.
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sarahcconner.bsky.social @sarahcconner.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Unbelievable
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Mark Kelly is a patriot. Pete Hegseth is a piece of shit. Pass it on.
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Terre-Strial @terre-strial.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
TACO is cashing in on a many years‑old Kremlin idea that the U.S. could be “given” Caracas in exchange for looking the other way on Ukraine. 🤬🤬🤬
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ch3fchristø @chfchrsto.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Burn it all down now. This needs to end before we lose our country to the most inept, unqualified , lying, vile humans to ever serve this nation.
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Becky Book📚💙🧢🔵 @punkypoodle.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Now that’s the truth.
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ch3fchristø @chfchrsto.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Kirk pronounced dead.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
THIS. IS. THE. WAY.
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Jennifer C @thejenniwren.teamlh.social · 16/08/2025
And the master level trolling continues… Gavin Christopher Newsom: WINNING!!!
Governor Newsom Press Office
GovPressOffice • 1h
TRUMP JUST FLED THE PODIUM WITH PUTIN - NO QUESTIONS, NOTHING! TOTAL LOW ENERGY. THE MAN LOOKED LIKE HE'D JUST EATEN 3 BUCKETS OF KFC WITH VLAD. IS HE AFRAID THE PRESS WILL ASK ABOUT ME??? (AMERICA'S FAVORITE GOVERNOR) AND THE FACT I "STOLE THE CAMERAS" THIS WEEK WITH "THE MAPS"? MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING HE BEGGED PUTIN TO HOLD HIS HANDS (TINY) ON THE WAY OUT. ADMIT IT, DONNIE J... YOU'RE TERRIFIED BECAUSE THIS WAS THE WORST WEEK OF YOUR LIFE BECAUSE OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. "THE MAPS" WILL END YOUR PRESIDENCY, RETAKE CONGRESS FOR THE PEOPLE, AND EXPOSE YOUR RIGGED "LITTLE GAME." MY
"PERFECT MAPS" ARE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN ANYTHING IN TRUMP TOWER (WHICH MANY SAY SMELLS WEIRD).
@STEVENCHUENG47 — EXPLAIN THIS DISASTER!!! ENJOY YOUR FLIGHT HOME, DONALD — YOU'RE PUTIN'S PROBLEM NOW. I'M AMERICA'S SOLUTION. — GCN

Governor Newsom Press Office 
* @STEVENCHEUNG47
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Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet @pleightx.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I've never seen Trump happier than he was today.
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HawaiiDelilah™ 🌊 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇧 @hawaiidelilah.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
The king of scams speaks -
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jlynn @jlynn1108.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
😂 here is the direct 🔗 for people not using that app www.newsbreak.com/mediaite-520...
newsbreak.com
Trump Won His Sixth Club Championship of the Year By a Whopping 10 Strokes With Sparkling 3-Under-Par Round — White House Claims - NewsBreak
For the sixth time in 2025, President Donald Trump has claimed victory in a club championship at one of his own courses — this time with a sparkling round
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ch3fchristø @chfchrsto.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 This is what happens when your verbally and mentally abused as a child. He has to win everything no matter what. What a fucking loser l.smartnews.com/p-5WfwW6mk/o...
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Trump Won His Sixth Club Championship of the Year By a Whopping 10 Strokes With Sparkling 3-Under-Par Round — White House Claims (Mediaite)
(AP Photo/Alastair Grant)For the sixth time in 2025, President Donald Trump has claimed victory in a club championshipat one of his own courses — this time w...
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
A pretty basic FBI rule of thumb is to always go into an interview knowing more than they think you know. No way Blanche digested the whole Epstein/Maxwell case. Original prosecutor fired. No FBI agents. Victims left out. How did he know how to test her credibility? What follow up questions to ask?
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ch3fchristø @chfchrsto.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
It’s Friday. Where’s the alien shit they promised us??
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ch3fchristø @chfchrsto.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Time to become the thorn in the side that will never, ever go away
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
BREAKING NEWS: How much does democracy cost? $8 billion if you’re Paramount Global and Skydance Media. @warren.senate.gov and I break down the FCC’s approval of this merger and why it reeks of bribery. youtu.be/zyMQuw3zfQc?...
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Trump’s FCC UNDER FIRE as Senator TORCHES $8B Media Merger
YouTube video by Katie Phang
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ch3fchristø @chfchrsto.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
This is the most insane history timeline.
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ch3fchristø @chfchrsto.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Love them for this right after getting that 1.5b deal, They gave Paramount and The Orange idiot the middle finger, bigly as he would say. 😂🤣
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Russia was never a hoax The 2020 election wasn’t stolen Tariffs are a tax on you Haitians didn’t eat pets The Epstein files exist
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ch3fchristø @chfchrsto.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
The real story of the day is Ozzy. May he rest in power hanging with Lemmy raising hell wherever they may be. I first fell in love with Black Sabbath as a 7th grader, circa 1982, and then Ozzy as a solo artist and of course, Randy. They were amazing together and the rest is history.
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ch3fchristø @chfchrsto.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie with a snl logo on the bottom
ALT: a man in a suit and tie with a snl logo on the bottom
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ch3fchristø @chfchrsto.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Remember that immunity shit bitch? Haha. You’re still cooked you fat fucking orange dickwad.
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ch3fchristø @chfchrsto.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
By Aug 3, it will all be done. Pin it.
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Andrew Weissmann @weissmann.substack.com · 19/07/2025
EPSTEIN-Trump is playing games. He’s seeking disclosure of grand jury material but that requires court approval which the law is VERY hard to satisfy. But the government TODAY can disclose all the other investigative material on its own without court approval. Why isn’t it doing that?
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ch3fchristø @chfchrsto.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
This is the least surprising part.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
We’re one more revelation away from MAGA telling us that sexually abusing teenage girls is good, actually.
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ch3fchristø @chfchrsto.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Yup. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow may bring. Where are all the adults??? FFS.
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ch3fchristø @chfchrsto.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
They’re putting cocaine back in Coca Cola !!!!!!
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Could you imagine a president of the United States tanking the bond market to distract from a sex scandal? Not possible, right? Like some kind of crazy movie script too absurd even for Hollywood?
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Exactly. Those people, and I use that term loosely, the maga orange ass kissers, think every day Americans are as fucking ignorant as they are. The dumbfuckery of it all...🤦‍♀️
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ch3fchristø @chfchrsto.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
He’s protecting himself and some associates. There’s way too many unanswered questions. He’s digging this Epstein hole deeper, it’s not looking good.
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 14/07/2025
If you can't put the pieces together by now, we can't help you.
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ch3fchristø @chfchrsto.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Sorry about your luck. My thoughts and prayers are with all those in the path of destruction, for you not know your fate. Have the life you voted for and if you didn’t, leave the state now.
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ch3fchristø @chfchrsto.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
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ch3fchristø @chfchrsto.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
What a douche canoe, I swear
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ch3fchristø @chfchrsto.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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ch3fchristø @chfchrsto.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
They either think we’re fucking stoopid or he’s high as hell. JFC
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ch3fchristø @chfchrsto.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
July 4th suddenly has zero meaning to me. We’ve lost so much so quick and for what? This country disgusts me and those that voted for this, I can’t say what I think on here. Fucking appalling
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Liberals🇨🇦🇺🇦 @saynotobs.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Because #Republicunts are owned by the #robber-barons 😶
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ch3fchristø @chfchrsto.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I see everyone is in good spirits around here today. JFC.
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ch3fchristø @chfchrsto.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
This the most embarrassing man on the face of the planet. He has disgraced the office of president and once great nation far too long and it must end now.
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Riley Gaines: New York City is so screwed.

evan loves worf: Did Zohran Mamdani also beat you at swimming?
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ch3fchristø @chfchrsto.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Season Four/Ep 1/ The Bear/ just hit me in the feels with Zeppelin playing in the background right out the gate. Chef life is hard and it’s not for everyone. This has been a tough career and for better or for worse, I’m still here.
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ch3fchristø @chfchrsto.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I call for a high inquiry and an abolishment
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani stuns Cuomo in NYC primary as ex-governor concedes.
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
This is state-sponsored cruelty on a scale that echoes the darkest chapters of history. A detention camp in the swamp built to cage thousands of people is not policy. It is inhumane, deliberate, and deeply wrong. NEW ⬇️
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Alligator Alcatraz: Florida Moves to Build a Massive Detention Camp in the Everglades
Florida is rushing ahead with a chilling new immigration detention center deep in the Everglades, nicknamed “Alligator Alcatraz.” This is state-sponsored cruelty on a scale that echoes the darkest cha...
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