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Slammed Poet™

@chezident.bsky.social
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storyteller through games, short fiction, and journalism. he/they.

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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I need to raise roughly $300 by 3 p.m. EST to avoid a fairly catastrophic disruption to my move. Any help would be appreciated.
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Need to raise $300 left by tomorrow. Any help is appreciated.
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Continuing to try to raise funds for a move from Tulsa, Oklahoma to Portland, Oregon in order to escape a poor financial and health situation. I need to raise $500 from where I am now by Monday in order to remain safe between now and the Oct. 10 move. ko-fi.com/chezdispense...
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Continuing to try to raise funds for a move from Tulsa, Oklahoma to Portland, Oregon in order to escape a poor financial and health situation. I need to raise $500 from where I am now by Monday in order to remain safe between now and the Oct. 10 move. ko-fi.com/chezdispense...
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Is that an adamantium skeleton or are you just happy to see me," etc. etc.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Damn, boy, you ARE the best there is at what you do!"
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Haven't posted the fundraiser in a bit. There is a new fire I need to put out quickly, so I am attempting to raise $500 ASAP (i.e. tomorrow morning) to avoid significantly more fees down the line as I leave this apartment complex. ko-fi.com/chezdispense...
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Haven't posted the fundraiser in a bit. There is a new fire I need to put out quickly, so I am attempting to raise $500 ASAP (i.e. tomorrow morning) to avoid significantly more fees down the line as I leave this apartment complex. ko-fi.com/chezdispense...
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"I'll tell you there are people that, when given a penny for their thoughts, would owe you change."
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Six years today at Tribal Business News. A few months into my first year there I wrote about what it was like being a disaffected Native man suddenly centering Native culture in my day job: chezdispenser.com/2023/11/16/o...
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the featherless indian.
My first Lumbee-adjacent assignment during my early days at my current gig — staff writer at Tribal Business News — turns out to be an entrepreneur profile on Moore Brothers’ Beef, a North-Carolina…
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
(fundraiser is here) ko-fi.com/chezdispense... I am hoping to raise $400 by Monday to avoid a fairly significant late fee through my electric company.
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fundraising for Going West Young Man is entering its next phase - having survived September, my next steps are: - closing out my internet and electric accounts, the latter of which involves deferred costs - handling shipping of several important items, though most of my stuff is being sold/left
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
T-minus 26 days until I leave the state I've been living in for 16 years toward what I hope is my best shot at improving my circumstances. I've raised about 20% of what I ultimately need to be safe and to get both feet on the ground in the new place. ko-fi.com/chezdispenser A short thread.
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Things are getting better, but I gotta get there and get both feet on the ground before I can start moving forward. Raising my funding goal (I'm at roughly $1k of $5k) will help me take the best lunge at it I possibly can. Help is always, always appreciated. So are shares. Thank you.
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My healthcare situation is only going to improve from Oregon to Oklahoma, and I'll have a more readily available support network. There are already career opportunities out here in the writing space that won't compete with my dayjob (which I value and very much want to keep.)
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
But I am 38 years old and I'm at the kind of weight where 40 looks more and more like a landmine. Medical professionals I've seen have agreed intervention is necessary to really make progress. Moreover, I've been taking care of 2-3 adults (two for most of it, three as of late) on a $45k/yr income.
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
By night I'm writing materials for Paizo TTRPGs, my *own* TTRPGs, and whichever third party press is the latest to give me a hail mary shot at writing in their invariably cool concepts. You can find my take on a light-gun TTRPG in the pinned. I'd like to think I'm good at my work.
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
tribalbusinessnews.com/staff-direct... (This is me, by the way.)
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Chesley Oxendine
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In the meantime I have my day job at Tribal Business News, where I am doing what I'd like to think is important work telling stories of Native successes and growth where so much of the conversation around us is instead centered on our trauma and woes.
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Moving to Oregon is going to halve my monthly costs, put me in a place where I can afford the healthcare I need to make significant changes to my quality of life, and start looking for even more opportunities to branch out in my writing career.
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
T-minus 26 days until I leave the state I've been living in for 16 years toward what I hope is my best shot at improving my circumstances. I've raised about 20% of what I ultimately need to be safe and to get both feet on the ground in the new place. ko-fi.com/chezdispenser A short thread.
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Need to raise about $400 toward this very quickly (e.g. tonight or very early tomorrow) to avoid a Problem.
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hi, I'm Chez, and I'm an Indigenous journalist moving into a more stable financial situation after supporting myself and another adult on a single income for four years. I think my work is valuable and worth doing well, and I do it better when I am stable and safe. I'm raising money to do that.
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
From there, everything else covers a moving pod, travel costs, and providing a cushion to land on while I miss work to complete the move. I can use any help anyone wants to offer. Shares and posting the link elsewhere are both appreciated. Thank you.
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I am a published author in multiple Paizo books as well as in Renegade's Transformers RPG. I have been working as a journalist for 15 years. This move could transform my life, but I have to get through the month. In the immediate, I need to raise $1,000 to avoid problems in the short term.
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hi, I'm Chez, and I'm an Indigenous journalist moving into a more stable financial situation after supporting myself and another adult on a single income for four years. I think my work is valuable and worth doing well, and I do it better when I am stable and safe. I'm raising money to do that.
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Gorm the Witchfinder still finds purpose in his faith after abandoning - and now working to thwart - his old organization. It's just that he worships a god that abhors torture and incarceration now and goes to every length possible to stop magical disasters without killing anyone else.
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
...that is a fairly baffling take on PF2e and has not remotely been my experience, but okay.
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm hoping to raise the first $1,000 of this by Sept. 9 to avoid some issues with my current place that would, in turn, impact my potential new place in Oregon.
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So - I'm doing a big thing: planning to move across the country into a safer situation that stands to improve my health and financial wellbeing. Moving is, of course, expensive. I'm trying to raise money for three things: keeping myself safe in the lead up, the move, and starting over.
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm hoping to raise money in the short term to cover my last month's rent at the old place to avoid an eviction or anything mucking up my chances in the new area, as well as keep me fed and safe. The wider goal overall is to give me a cushion while I adjust and get settled in.
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So - I'm doing a big thing: planning to move across the country into a safer situation that stands to improve my health and financial wellbeing. Moving is, of course, expensive. I'm trying to raise money for three things: keeping myself safe in the lead up, the move, and starting over.
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
cannot for the life of me clear ascension 9 on the necrobinder just CAN'T get my head around how to keep this character alive and i don't vibe with osty builds
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“I take my compliments the same way I take my coffee. I don't drink coffee.” --Rudy Francisco
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
the talkative leader of a militia of musicians, poets, storytellers, and other ne'er do wells call that a yaptain of the bard
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
"utter contempt for the paucity of your toothless imagination" goes unimaginably hard
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
cw: pet loss I had to say goodbye to my cat Saber today after 6 six years of owning her. She developed some severe infections due to a flea problem that we didn't catch in time. I loved her more than I've ever loved any pet and I'm gutted straight through.
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Everybody gangster until you're six turns deep in a kobold warren and the traps start going off.
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Introducing ChezGPT, where instead of wasting six gallons of water to get a badly researched and half-assed answer you can instead give me a can of zero sugar Monster and get the same result
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
"oh no death cab for ugly? ugly has to walk?"
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"I call this one the philosopher's stone," said the bounty hunter, patting a large, complex pistol on her hip. "Why's that?" "Because it turns lead into gold," the hunter said, grinning.
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Going to share a thread of my work as an Indigenous journalist over the past week - work that I need support to continue after the electric co-op that runs my utilities made an error that has put me at risk of disconnection. ko-fi.com/chezdispense...
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I'm tying my work to my ask because I value my work, and it is - if you'll pardon me being glib - very difficult to work remotely without power and, in very short order, a home. I think it's important to hear about economic development and sovereignty in Indian Country. I want to keep doing it.
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Slammed Poet™ @chezident.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The Sitnasuak Native Corporation in Alaska has received 1,700 acres along the Nome River for permanent conservation. Such arrangements are common in Indian Country, where tribes obtain stewardship over ancestral lands in deals that apply conservation easements, restricting further development.
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Sitnasuak Native Corporation secures 1,700 acres along Nome River for permanent conservation
Sitnasuak Native Corporation has secured permanent protection for 1,700 acres and 14 miles of the Nome River, restoring access to a key subsistence and wildlife corridor long fragmented by private own...
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