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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He'll presumably just have an AI pretend to be his kids and he'll be happy.
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Maria Farrell @mariafarrell.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
I cannot ever forget how the marching bands refused to be silent, as requested, going past the house where the mother of those three murdered boys took refuge in the weeks after her unthinkable loss. A small detail that exposes everything this march is for.
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah I was going to reply this too - it only shows the first post and latest (or last two of the thread is particularly long)
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wanna know what hell do if he doesn't have that many kids? Put in the dog's paws? Actually he'll have the worst imaginable cover up won't he.
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Of last season's managers, I'd have honestly preferred to have Nancy come back for this season than MON, this season is gonna be a slog.
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's gonna be great when Ed Sheeran shows up on the Late Late Toy Show trying to get some positive press for himself and then everyone boos him.
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Is there a way that they can all lose? #TraitorsIrl
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
store.steampowered.com/app/2948790/... Crowded. Followed. I haven't played this yet but I've heard it's good, seems cool, and says it's short right there in the description.
store.steampowered.com
CROWDED. FOLLOWED. on Steam
You have the briefcase. Now it's after you. It's not going to stop. Be careful—it may take the form of someone else. A short horror game by NIGHT DIAL.
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Richie Morgan @wretchedmorgan.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
My gf sent me to the shop for 1 item and now she’s mad cos I came home with the
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Given that this was going to be 70k pints poured in English pubs, this is just one large crime preventing 70k small crimes.
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Farsical var stuff as usual in Scottish football, impossible to see the ball getting played from the angle it's declared offside. Incredibly close either way but no way you can tell from the framegrab they show.
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Spent a couple weeks in Italy there and kinda shocking the level of genAI imagery there is around the place, even entire TV adverts.
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Shockingly predictably awful result from Celtic.
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Between the James Pond crap and then this, real monkeys paw thing going on with people wishing for new games / remakes etc of classics.
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
RIP Rovert. It's very apt that I seen his name on here and sent ages trying to figure out exactly what the situation was. Certainly an opinionated guy but the few interactions I had with him he seemed like a nice guy. Internet posting will be a lesser and duller place without him.
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
3-0 is better than I could have hoped but the joy of supporting Celtic in Europe means I'll still be shitting myself when the second leg starts next week.
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Be amazing if that thing had to be used, it'd absolutely kill him just the shock of being that near.
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hopefully they learn from this year and next year will be even less roses and even more dogs!
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Had no idea there was dogs! Thought it was just roses! I'll have to go next year (thanks!)
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Naruto - rise of a ninja. Like an action RPG combined with a fighting game and an open world like crackdown. Always stuck with me as great fun.
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Catching up on this and it's mad (but makes perfect sense) how the quotes about the rhodesian mindset are exactly the same stuff said by loyalists in the north of Ireland (both English colonial projects so makes complete sense but bit surreal to hear).
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Shocked someone got arrested for this given what's usually on bonfires anyway. Also not helping the image that psni are fine with anti-Irish / anti-catholic hatred since they're never arresting anyone about that stuff on all the other bonfires...
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
That video isn't loading which is maybe on the nose for how the streams are going... Are you going to pick a fun game for the next 100% run or more torture?
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Hah maybe!
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I've lived in Dublin for 15 years now and never heard the word bogger used once by anyone.
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
First / left one. Looks cleaner.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
As I wrote at the time of the Ballymena pogroms, I'm old enough to remember when the LVF attacked the home of disabled child because he was insuficciently Protestant. I'm old enough to remember this because it happened in 2024. www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...
Last July, the family of Jessy Clark, a nine-year-old boy with multiple serious disabilities, were allocated a newbuild bungalow in the Ballycraigy estate in Antrim town. 

The home was purpose-built to provide for Jessy’s medical needs, allowing him the facility to bathe and use his wheelchair, freedoms he’d been denied in the hospital bed he’d been living in for years. 

Shortly before the family were due to move in, the house was attacked with bricks and paint bombs.

Soon its boarded-up windows featured graffiti of crosshairs, and slogans declared that all such housing was for “locals only”. 

The LVF-affiliated group responsible for this were implicated in a several other attacks in the area, driving eight African families out of their homes in the few weeks previous.

Deducing this took little by way of detective work, since the group posted laminated signs around the area declaring “No Undesirables… No Multiculturalism” and warnings to “keyboard warriors” that their home might be next.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Per most recent figures, net migration to NI *over the past 22 years* has been ~62,000 people. Only 3% of Northern Ireland’s population currently belong to an ethnic minority. Pogroms in Belfast (as with Ballymena last year) are just gutter-level "One Is One Too Many" racism, and nothing else.
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Just thinking about how it’s 25 years since the Holy Cross protests and how the same men who were screaming at school children are the same men kicking in the doors of ethnic minorities
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Big Monster Love @bigmonsterlove.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Hearing reports that Nazis in Belfast are acting like Nazis mere days before Nazi season is due to begin. Perplexing.
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Two things I hate together - genAI and streaming services using faces as the covers for films instead of actual covers / posters.
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Or Ivory Coast politics?
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
What's going on with his tiny hand thing behind the word practical?
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Heavy-set, 50 year old, high/drunk CM Punk in his winter climate hat.
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Sweet Jane. or After Hours.
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J @jaseomcn.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
[John Virgo sotto voce] One of the most shameful things l've ever seen here at the Crucible
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
don't try and put me in a box
screenshot of a tweet from 25 april 2023

two stills from Miss Congeniality, with the quotes
“describe your perfect date” “that’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25th because it not too hot not too cold and we celebrate the defeat of the Italian fascists”
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Louise @selkies.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I found out recently that the "death to America" thing is intentional mistranslation, and the phrase would more accurately be translated as "down with America" which of course sounds way less extreme. Anyway death to America.
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The video didn't play for a second and I thought you'd gotten me with the old 'image of a video that you try to click play on' trick.
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Big Monster Love @bigmonsterlove.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Lately overheard a drug deal going on in Dublin City Centre. The buyer had a rake of Easter Eggs to trade. The sellers were deliberating and one said "I'm not giving her two yolks for three eggs."
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
youtu.be/lrzKT-dFUjE?...
youtu.be
Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown [4K REUPLOAD]
YouTube video by Cheesy Potatoson
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Really fun idea but yeah the practicalities seem like a headache. Hope it's not too much hassle but cancelling it certainly less hassle than trying to figure out what's eligible in votes.
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The only comparable drop in quality of Maeda this season to last season is the biggest drop off in quality for a Celtic player since Henrik Larsson in the season he broke his leg.
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Kasper Schmeichel really shouldn't be playing anymore. Complete liability.
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The reference there made me think he was gonna pull a gun on DK
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
This call alone made the victory all the sweeter.
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I started doing the same a couple years ago, reading them off and on with other things, up to book 17 next (and have up to 34 on the shelf). Enjoy!
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Top ten non-2025 games played this year! (played for first time or just played extensively, I dunno, I don't make the rules for my stupid replies)
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J.M. (But also Nemo) - writing comms open @alamhigo.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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Chewy Bitems @chewybitems.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
That feels like it'd be a massive task but probably not as varied as the ones you've just done.
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