Dustin ⛆✈︎ @chemtrail.club · 14/02/2026Wait, wait, wait…if you can’t find a Valentine’s Day card that you like, you can just…make one?! 170 7
Dustin ⛆✈︎ @chemtrail.club · 24/10/2025I’ve finished cooking dinner, and I’m now using my Honeywell H316 Kitchen Computer to mark the status of the big pot as “dirty” 030 3
Dustin ⛆✈︎ @chemtrail.club · 20/08/2025When you finally meet the owner of the neighborhood cat and find out that its real name is way lamer than the one you made up for it. 030 3
Dustin ⛆✈︎ @chemtrail.club · 20/07/2025MFW I’m just trying to enjoy my marsh, and some idiot with binoculars around his neck and a birding app on his phone stops and stares at me. 060 6
Dustin ⛆✈︎ @chemtrail.club · 18/07/2025Kitty demanded to be outside. Kitty did not anticipate the necessary conditions. 020 2
Dustin ⛆✈︎ @chemtrail.club · 30/04/2025Have you ever had an owl stare into your soul? Trick question, you don’t have a soul. But the owl does. 2110 11
Dustin ⛆✈︎ @chemtrail.club · 20/03/2025Souvenirs from the defunct Greenwood Space Travel Supply Co. via stuckattheairport.com 120 2
Dustin ⛆✈︎ @chemtrail.club · 31/01/2025Karate Chop (the cat) runs and hides whenever the garbage man comes by. Classist. 11921 192
Dustin ⛆✈︎ @chemtrail.club · 31/01/2025Hacking into the Bluesky server and adding subtle typos to your most viral skeets. 030 3
Dustin ⛆✈︎ @chemtrail.club · 24/12/2024What it feels like as a small account to delete a post with a typo, even though it already got a couple likes. 061 6
