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Brendan

@chemscrapes.bsky.social
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Sloppy cartoonist. Chemistry doodler. Creator of the handwritten typo. Check out The ChemScrapes Shop on Fourthwall.

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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Schlock catalyst... #chemsky #chemchat
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
An oxygen atom saying "these are just the seating plans for my wedding"
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
More from the world of skeletal edition.... #chemsky @sarponggroup.bsky.social @bagphos.bsky.social
A skeleton, editing and asking why noone uses Oxford commas any mre. It's skeletal editing.
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe he will get one for renaming the periodic table…..
The periodic table of America. All the elements are names americium.
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So….its Friday!
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I humbly submit the following correction to the editorial board. @supersciencegrl.co.uk
Same as previous image but now the flying molecule is wearing saintly robes and a sash that has a canonical SMILES string for shikimic acid.
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It wouldn't be me if i didnt take it too far.....
A metabolic molecule baing shot out of a cannon by the pope....it has a halo and a big SMILE. It's benn canonized and cannonized.
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ah yes…I know it well
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Naming convention by IUPAC - international Union of Pure and Applied Cursing #chemsky #chemchat
A molecule of propane swearing its head off. Its called profane
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They can also do nylon 666
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#chemsky #chemchat
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So…..
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Racemic bus floor #chemsky #chemchat
Left handed and right handed spiral shapes on bus floor pattern
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Found it! It was a rough sketch in an e-mail. Idea was to have the aminal looking like a pig.
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My archives be like….
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It was the basis of this for Sketch Chemistry....but I can't find the pitch.
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In a couple of hours U2 will release a new song to launch their 50th anniversary. For 43 of those years I have been a fan - longer than I've been a fan of chem🙃. ChemScrapes is where these worlds sometimes collide, so I'm unashamedly resharing some of my geekiest ever moments. #chemchat #u2
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mechanism of bromination of cyclohexene back in the 60s....you know...before safety and all that banned smoking in the lab. #chemchat #chemsky
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@vrboombatzmdphd.bsky.social in the words of Kylie Minogue and Jason Donovan....especially for you
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Here’s one that doesn’t quite work…
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ve done worse
A parody of the fine you cannibals album “the way and the cooked”. It has the band members as cannabinoids. It the fine young cannabinoids .
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
More classic Chem albums #chemsky #chemchat
A parody of U2s War album coverer. Instead of a brick wall there are out of focus blood cells (black and white). And a molecule of warfarin has the face from the original album. The album is called “U2 Warfarin”
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I did the Ketones a while back.....the Ramanes would have been much better!
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A chemical look at the clashes famous London calling album cover. Instead of a guy smashing a guitar into the ground, there are a bunch of instantaneous dipoles . The name of the album is London Forces
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Classic Chemistry Rock Bands #chemsky #chemchat
Gallium nitride ball and stick model, on a blue backed plate and roses intertwined.- it’s GaN and Roses.
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Classic chemistry films... #chemsky @markhamillofficial.bsky.social
A parody of the movie "Corvette Summer". it is a movie poster that says "Cuvette Summer".  The stars, Mark Hamill and Annie Potts are standing on a cuvette as opposed to a corvette.
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Likes = groans 🙃 #chemsky #chemchat
A joke: what do you call a prehistoric oxygen containing heterocyclic that’s been sitting on a rock for three months? A pyranosauras (pyramid sore arse). The image has a molecule of pyran rubbing its bum. There are dinosaurs and a volcano in the background
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Change can be hard #chemsky #chemchat
An angry mob of round bottom flasks carrying pitch forks, torches and chains is gathering around a microfluidic flow cell. The Leader of the mob is saying : “your laminar mixing ain’t welcome round these parts. If you have any sense you’ll turn around and haul that square arse of yours out of here”
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This one was worth doing up. The rejection scene from JACS and the beanstalk. @jacs.acspublications.org @pubs.acs.org @acs.org #chemchat
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ChemScrapes Cover Art :) AI is BANNED!!!! #chemchat
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Teenage me was very aimless, bad at school & self-conscious when it came to the two years I studied art. I used to try and cover up work as teachers walked by. If I had one piece of advice to give teenage me it would be to embrace imperfection and work with it rather than trying to hide it.
bits of old, badly drawn cartoons, copied cartoon characters and remnants of a nearly 40 year old art portfolio from school. Every time the teacher came around I felt like covering these up. I always picked a corner to work in. There are explorations of inks, charcoal, and paints - most exploring the human form and light.
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
An atom asking how the new ACS logo is doing
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Some doodles were drawn @acsjacs.bsky.social #chemsky
The journal of the American chemical society  telling a massive beanstalk that it would be better off publishing in the journal of agriculture and food chemistry. It’s JACS and the beanstalk.
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I only ever post selfies when it’s done with Prof Molenium. So I guess this misandrist. Was at #ACSONCAMPUS at NTU today hearing from chief editors ACS journals. Good fun! #chemsky @pubs.acs.org @acs.org
Big white guy with a Prof Molenium
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I honestly can't remember what prompted this.....but I am sure it involves a lone pari. #chemchat
A molecule of benzene in superman underpants is looking with intrigue at a bulge in the underpants of what must be pyridine with a huge bulge in it's underpants.  Yes, at ChemScrapes molecules wear underpants.
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Joining in the Journal #chemsky daily dump. Who could forget CowMooCow Special Nobull Prize edition. #chemchat
A journal cover with multiple puns on it. The name of the journal is CowMooCow. formerly Bull. Bull Chem Soc.

This is the special  No-bull edition. Cover story is Rotexans: New Frontiers in Mooterials Science. By Fraser Stockyard. The cover art is a bull with a cylophane of some sorts wrapped around it ( a paly on rotaxanes).

Other storied on the cover: RED OX Redefined: New Heiference electrodes for organic chemistry
New cattle lists for Suzuki Mooyaura Reaction

Woodward Hoofman Revisited.

This was an explosion of groanworthy punnyful delight - it honestly has never been beaten.  Unless you count the Journal of organo meatallics.....



Other storied
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I finally saw Taxi Driver on the weekend (while ironing). I feel now I am more qualified to post this that when I first made it. De Niro.....what an actor. #chemchat
Robert de Niro in a labcoat, holding a TLC plate,  blue gloves, standing in the street infront of a molecule of taxol.  It is a movie poster, advertising the movie taxol Driver.
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🙃🤫 #chemsky #chemchat
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Genetic disorder.... #chemsky #chemchat #science
A bunch of chromosomes is marching on the (fictious) Dawkins Institute holding signs.  The three most visible chromosomes are X, X, and Y (XXY) holding signs that say "Evolution is a lie", "Man walked with dinosaurs" and "humans are not apes".

This my friend, is what we call genetic disorder.  Drawn in 2013 - scannes image from pen on paper.
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dun dun-dun dun Dun dun-dun dun Dun dun-dun dun dun duuun #chemchat
It is the car from knight rider … being driven by a nitride.  Its nitrider.
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I remember we got a free version of Corel photohouse with a printer we bought. I had a scanner and would scan in hand drawn images, and then use Corel to touch up. I was so amazed by the technology. The scanner could do 300 dpi for goodness sake #chemchat
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A throwback to a time before social media moved to smart phones. #chemchat
A cartoon with 9 panels. first panel is a flash column and testube in a fumehood. second panel has a person collecting fractions. third panel, same as the first, fourth panel same as the second. this pattern keeps going - same scene. one without a person, next with a person.  Underneath is a feed from "tweetbook" in reverse chronological order  where it says "Jimmy is collecting fraction 18......."  "jimmy is collecting fraction 17....." "jimmy is collecting fraction "16".......  etc. 

Back in those days, you had to actually type onto a computer - and noone liked logging into the lab computer.  I am imagining this person leaving the lab every time they want to do an update.
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sound on
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Well....this was dran 26 years ago. The style has changed - but the anger of glassware is still there. #chemchat
a cartoon of two round bottom flasks fighting. one looks indignant and has its hands on it's hips. The other is  pointing sayinh "oh yeah...well i think you have a big round bottom".  I just realised RBFs don't have hips.
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
As a community service, I have demonstrated this in the kitchen using cling film and a teaspoon.
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Did you know ChemScrapes will be 20 next year? 20! Of course the drawings have been around for longer, but 2007 was the year it was named. #chemchat
It's a car. it's a bean. its's a carbean (carbene). proof that ChemScrapes has always been bad.
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ah Lewis.....so frustrated. Such a pear. #chemchat
A pear wearing a t-shirt that says Lewis. Boy, does it look impatient. It is frantically tapping it's foot and doesn't look happy.  Obviously it is frustrated about something.  It is a frustrated Lewis pear.
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I did a thing. #chemsky #chemchat thechemscrapesshop.etsy.com/sg-en/listin...
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Brendan @chemscrapes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's a Brucar! #chemsky
a 500 mhz NMR spectrometer driving a convertable. it's saying ...phht!  amateur!
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