Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Today I had to listen to my 46 year old boss tell me about how her bf is a 21 year old who she actually used to be the boss of Keep in mind she’s really conservative and finds anything other than white straight cis Christian ppl weird She told me about him for like 20 mins and it was so hard to 100
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Greek ppl are so nice and their food is good and they invented cool stories and lesbianism thank you Greek people 010
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Thinking about how even one listen of fuck my computer by ninajirachi would probably explode an entire local Amish family 041
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Got in trouble for watching Nathan for you while we were trying to have sex life is hard 010
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sometimes I hate being team lead bc it’s my day off for the next two days after having a miserable week and I wrote instructions for my girls and I just got a text that says “hey do you have time to text for a bit” from one of the old ladies I manage lol 000
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Facebook keeps recommending the first girl I ever dated ever, who left me for a man who was a conservative dj, for 10 years, and once begged me to take her back/take her to my hotel room to fuck Please help me 010
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Coworker that I don’t even know brought in her twin babies and made me look at them. I don’t particularly like babies. She asked me what I thought and I said “I’m scared of children” 😂 000
Reposted by Beck!!🫧jaaack🫧 @365fartygirl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026FUCK yea!! RAWR!! music.apple.com/us/album/per...music.apple.comPerfect Pinterest Garden (Ninajirachi & underscores Remix) - Single by Porter Robinson on Apple MusicAlbum · 2026 · 1 Song 281
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The bisexual women at work are so embarrassingly feral for me, one calls me their “work wife” (they are not), and yesterday I mentioned to one of them that I made a homemade tomato sauce and she said “beck everytime you drop lore, you get even hotter” Help me I gotta beat them off me with a stick 000
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Can I just say I’m relieved that this is a temporary job for me? All of my coworkers are uneducated and have like 50 kids and work part time and I’m like ermmmmm ok have fun 020
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Corporate came in and asked for my pronouns behind my back lmao 120
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’m on my period and my dumbass packed a vegan meal help me 020
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Kinda winning lesbianism I work with plants, I’m in a union and I joined a credit union 020
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026How do you guys talk to your parents about wanting to talk to them about their will? My stepmom is deeply evil and I know she will fight me tooth and nail for personal sentiment objects when he passes, but he thinks she won’t do that lol 010
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I wanted to get a haircut tomorrow but it’s pride and my barbers book was full so I texted him and said hey lmk if a spot opens and then he was like oh I’m out of the shop all day actually I’m giving haircuts at pride so now I have to get a haircut in middle of the street help me 110
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I love being such a dyke that I can lowkey diagnose peoples car problems lmao 9/10 times I’m right too 030
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I love pretending idk what anime is when someone tries to talk to me about it bc idc 99% of the time. But usually they tell me anyways ugh 000
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Kinda depressed because today my mom revealed to me that she is losing her job because of memory issues, my grandmas memory issues have gotten worse and my dads aren’t great either. I really can’t believe my mom is having memory loss already, she’s always been really sharp 000
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Woke up to my whole town being on lockdown bc some guy is out here shooting people and targeting police homes….unfortunately I am neighbors with a cop so I just had to go and lock all my doors and windows that we usually keep open out here in the country 😭 110
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I will have a working oven tomorrow, for the first time in 2 years Please clap 020
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The local lesbian event producer just introduced “used sex toy event” where you can bring your sex toys to exchange them for new ones, and it says dildos are acceptable 🤮 I seem to be the only person that thinks that is absolutely atrocious and disgusting 110
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My favorite thing about being a florist is sometimes I charge an “annoying fee” if the customer is rude lol 011
Reposted by Beck!!Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Today’s Italy update: we went in a church and there was a big inflatable bug 14140693210
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My gf keeps putting actual trash like Kroger bags and receipts in her junk journal and idk why she’s doing that lmao 000
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This job is so annoying I can’t wait to just get my top surgery in union dime and then dip tf out lmao the gossip and transphobia here is so obnoxious 010
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The older women at work are lowkey horny for me and I’m scared help me 000
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I talked a big game last night and we got home and got into bed and Sydney shakes me gently and says “Beck you’re snoring so loud” 😂 000
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 01/09/2026And my dad got me a new turntable and I have to repaint/get a new mat, and get a new case but great deal!! Wooo. He even saved all my records I bought as a teenager and brought them to me 050
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Saw my old man for the first time in 6 years and he showed up in my late grandpas old truck 🥺 030
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Seeing my dad for the first time in person for 6 years and he doesn’t know I’m tatted and he hates tats lmao 120
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Rough birthday as usual and doing stuff that everyone else wants to do and not what I want to do lol 110
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Happy 30th bday to me, but more importantly, happy birthday to Leslie feinberg 270
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Stalking my gf the day before my bday while I’m at work on “find my”, I told her to not go crazy on my bday but I keep seeing her go to stores 😂 000
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Someone legit asked me today if my husband or boyfriend buys me flowers. I literally made a face and said “what about me makes you think I have a man in my life?” Lmao get the fuck out of here and stop playing 😭 020
Reposted by Beck!!AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 29/08/2026not a single person has wondered whether dolly's life had any meaning because she didn't have any kids. it's almost like your legacy is about what YOU do with your time here.static.klipy.comMind Blown ReactionALT: Mind Blown Reaction 13371671163
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I get really annoyed when I make floral arrangements on order for customers and then they don’t even pick it up and it just rots lol 020
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I’m really trying to lose weight for my top surgery bc I’m eating only vegetarian for lunch and breakfast lmao it’s like all roasted veggies and yogurt and fruit and cous cous help me lord 110
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Lesbian sex this morning and then immediately crying over Dolly Parton, end scene 000
Beck!! @chemikal-ex.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I leave the tv on for the cats and I came home and Tim curry was on the screen, the cats were watching the clue movie 🥺 rest in peace Tim curry we love you 120
Reposted by Beck!!sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 25/08/2026 1685992346
Reposted by Beck!!Will McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"It's given a lot of people permission to be themselves, to not dream it, be it, which is the motto of the movie, really. I would like to be remembered for that." Farewell to Tim Curry (1946-2026) #RIP 64120443685
Reposted by Beck!!The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for. 289217003498