Chels @chelseeyal8er.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Lip liner broke at work. My options are the electric pencil sharpener or scraping it with a pair of scissors like a neanderthal making a spear. What’s the vibe guys? 010
Chels @chelseeyal8er.bsky.social · 19/07/2026It’s me and my c*nty little slim cigarette against the world 030
Chels @chelseeyal8er.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Everything wrong with society can be explained by men spitting on the sidewalk and leaving piss on the toilet seat. In this essay I will 010
Chels @chelseeyal8er.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Italian cafe with the door open: ew why are you here, we’re closed Italian cafe with the door closed: we’re obviously open, what a stupid thing to ask Italian cafe with the door open and customers inside: how dare you enter here you stinky dumb-dumb we closed ten minutes ago 010
Chels @chelseeyal8er.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Sitting down at a curbside bar patio at sunset, in Italy, having a delicious cocktail, and then lighting a tiny hand-rolled cigarette with one of those enormous lighters from Yankee Candles with the neck that acts like a bendy straw. La vita è bella. 020
Chels @chelseeyal8er.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Some sailor late in the afternoon: how tf did I get in this longboat? 010
Chels @chelseeyal8er.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Crying before the dance class because you’re scared you’re going to be so bad everyone is going to point and laugh and call you stinky, only to dominate half the regulars is very Chelsea-coded 010
Chels @chelseeyal8er.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Invisalign tray 9/24 Straight teeth installation 37.5% complete 030
Chels @chelseeyal8er.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Can you imagine a medieval peasant’s reaction to Mountain Dew? 010
Chels @chelseeyal8er.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Invisalign tray 5/24 Straight teeth installation 20.8% complete 020
Reposted by Chelslaina 𓆣 @laina.bsky.social · 06/06/2025911 the man next to me on the greyhound bus is eating chipotle with a pair of glasses as a spoon 181
Chels @chelseeyal8er.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Love me a good picrew picrew.me/share?cd=rLs... #Picrew #Witchcrew 120
Reposted by Chelslaina 𓆣 @laina.bsky.social · 28/05/2025bachelorette weekend - but on disposable cameras! 191
Chels @chelseeyal8er.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Go to Pinterest and search ♡ celebrity ♡ outfit ♡ song ♡ aesthetic 130
Reposted by Chelshaunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 23/05/2025girls just want to go to lesbian island and have gay sex that turns them into a gun 1543675
Chels @chelseeyal8er.bsky.social · 14/05/2025My roommate keeps cooking fish and the smell gets imbedded in my laundry. I smell like Davy Jones 010
Chels @chelseeyal8er.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Trying to u-lock a bike and not being able to find a good position is like awkward sex but more embarrassing 120
Chels @chelseeyal8er.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Invisalign tray 3/24 Straight teeth installation 12.5% complete 020
Chels @chelseeyal8er.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Convinced Mr. Chelsea to go a buy a bike today and afterwards got margs to celebrate 💓🚵♀️🚵♂️ 260
Chels @chelseeyal8er.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Another day, another scenic bridge moment on the red line. 070
Reposted by ChelsCaitlin G. DeAngelis @caitlindeangelis.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns 636335695333
Chels @chelseeyal8er.bsky.social · 05/05/2025I’m not a sunglasses person. How tf do I have 12 pairs of sunglasses? Where did they come from? I hate all of them? 000
Chels @chelseeyal8er.bsky.social · 30/04/2025My dad is wrong about 98% of the time, but I gotta hand it to him. Ball caps do look fantastic. 040
Chels @chelseeyal8er.bsky.social · 30/04/2025“Now hold on, let me put my teeth in,” she says, popping her Invisalign tray back into place 110
Chels @chelseeyal8er.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Finally convinced my bf that we DO have space for another bike and he should buy one. 🥰🚴♀️🚴♂️ 220
Chels @chelseeyal8er.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Invisible aligner tray 2 out of 24! And this one hurt like a bitch 👎 020
Chels @chelseeyal8er.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Going to be late for Italian class bc I keep stopping to take pictures. It’s such a nice ass day 160
Chels @chelseeyal8er.bsky.social · 23/04/2025My new bike looks like it wants to talk to you about NFTs and starlink, but don’t worry I’ll fix it 050
Chels @chelseeyal8er.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Goodbye Stella, you were the prettiest bike to ever grace the aisles of Walmart. 150
