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suburban bisexual leftist adhd millennial rapscallion. wi->mn. cat mom x5. pop punk listener. sports yapper. tv watcher. crochet & fitness enthusiast. trans ally. free palestine. fuck ice. supply chain by day home chef by night Mrs. snievan12.bsky.social

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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was gonna use this for a liberty biberty post but whatever don't give me weird mascots please just make things that don't suck
cullen "swamp trash" crawford
@hellocullen

me and my friends would've k*lled E.T. with hammers i can tell you that much
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I adopted two pair-bonded girl cats so they are the girly squirrels but I sometimes say the squorbs or that it’s squorbin time
A calico cat and a tan tabby cat, looking at the camera with a green and gold football blanket, and a white football blanket behind them, sitting on a folded dark gray blanket, and a dark blue blanket with a tombstone grey pillow off to the left side.
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WTF. Blood draws (especially to confirm they’re a good candidate for anesthesia) require a shave. My 6 year old boy has the world’s worst teeth, so he’s been under twice for dental stuff. Oliver/cat tax:
An orange cat laying on his side, looking at the camera while being sleepy and comfortable on a light blue blanket
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dork-ass tech execs hate this one simple cybersecurity trick
A black Xbox with a green logo submerged in water of a partially filled white tub, and the faucet is still running.

The image says, in white text with a black outline, “Xbox liek water”
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you see this you have to wish Oliver a happy 6th birthday
An orange cat with one of his legs in the air because he was recently licking his butt hole, looking at the camera surrounded by navy blue and white blanket, blankets, and other fluffy things
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Lmao my dialect is just the NFC North.
Your dialect map
Redder areas talk more like you; bluer areas least.
You talk most like someone from Wisconsin - about 50% of your answers match a typical resident.
My dialect - standard test 

A map of theUnited States that is light red for most of the west and Midwest, dark red for parts of Minnesota and Wisconsin, yellow to light blue through the southeast up to the northeast but dark blue for the south over Texas, Louisiana, and MississippiCities most & least like you

Interpolated from the nearest survey responses.

MOST SIMILAR
1. Minneapolis, MN
(49%)
2. Milwaukee, WI
(48%)
3. Chicago, IL 
(48%)

LEAST SIMILAR
1. New Orleans, LA
(40%)
2. Houston, TX 
(40%)
3. Atlanta, GA 
(42%)
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Being a first-time delegate during one of the darkest winters in Minnesota history but also having succeeded in changing the DFL platform to include trans rights makes me so overwhelmed and grateful to vote today. Minnesota, I love you with all my heart. I hope today we start a brighter future. 🩵
A close cropped photo of a red circular sticker on a white background with the words,” I voted” on it in white ink overlapped slightly by a blue and black flat 3-D printed token of the resistance loon with a red eye in the style of the rebel logo from Star Wars. My hand is in the background. 
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is my most prized possession. I bought it in Kyoto.
A chef knife with a black band near the handle and a light wood handle with marbled metal sitting on a gray box on a dark gray marble countertop
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I concede because the band also recognizes the shift.
From the legacy section of the Wikipedia page for the Green Day song good riddance time of your life:

To the band's surprise, the song became a hit at prom dances. Because of the song's lyrics, which many graduating seniors interpret as nostalgic and reflective of their time in high school, it has become a staple song at proms. Armstrong remarked that, in retrospect, the lyrics make sense when viewed that way. "The people that you grew up and braved the trials of high school with will always hold a special place. Through all the BS of high school, you hope that your friends had the time of their life, and that's what the song is talking about".
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
FUS RO DAH ✊😭🖤
The beauty of gaming is in the humans that bring the worlds they imagine to life for players to explore, get lost in, and ultimately be changed by. AI cannot and will not replace the artistry and creative storytelling that has enraptured gamers for decades. It's one of the first things my dad and I ever shared as a hobby. The joy of play and human connection is the most critical part of gaming, and these layoffs destroy the ability for more generations to enjoy the same fun. 
Elder Scrolls and Fallout are my beloved franchises and I want to see the people who made them championed and flourish in their careers for breaking the mold and giving us more than I could have ever dreamed of. Please stop the destruction of the magic of gameplay. 
At this point I can only assume you'll turn TES VI into AI slop, and I'll probably never play it. But there's still time to fix this and I hope you do. 
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Can confirm. Got the same one. Also got this:
Text message screenshot:

In the mean time, please confirm your attendance at the state convention by signing up at the link below!
kemnag.org/.
StateConventionPledge? t=a2lcgS
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Yesterday 11:18 PM
Hey Michelle, it's Keith. l've known Amy for 30 years and there's one thing she's always done - fought for Minnesotans. We've stood together to fight corporate greed, obscene drug prices, and brutal monopolies. She's fought ICE abuses and Kristi Noem's thugs and she has pushed back on Donald Trump every day. She has my vote for Governor and I ask you to join me.
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Doug, Skeeter and Porkchop the dog in a restaurant booth, looking at a pile of sliced pieces of beets with the quote, ”Beets? Why, they’re nature’s candy”
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I swear it was for The Bit.
Jerry Chen liked your post • now
I think you make good posts, and I like them
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
From Wikipedia:
The Red Delicious originally became popular thanks to not just its visual appeal but also its durability in storage,[16] making transportation easy.[7] Starting in the 1950s, changes in grocery buying habits led to consumers prioritizing visual appearance. "We started eating with our eyes and not our mouths," observed the pomologist and apple historian Tom Burford.[1] As a result, commercial growers increasingly selected for longer storage and cosmetic appeal rather than flavor.[13][17][6] Consumers at that time associated redness with ripeness.[9] But the selection of redder fruit caused deselection of flavor, and the genes that produced the yellow stripes on the original fruit were on the same chromosomes as those for the flavor-producing compounds.[6] Breeding for uniformity and long shelf life favored a thicker skin.[6]
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
1989 was BONKERS for film. My fav: The Little Mermaid In addition to the box office top 10 below, we also got: When Harry Met Sally, Heathers, Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Field of Dreams, Say Anything…, Weekend at Bernie’s, All Dogs Go to Heaven, AND National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.
This is a list containing the highest grossing films of 1989. It’s a chart containing three columns. One of them is the rank. One of them is the title and one of them is the distributor. In order we have at number one Indiana Jones and the last Crusade distributed by Paramount number two Batman from Warner Brothers number three back to the future part two from universal number four look who’s talking from Tri-Star number five dead poets Society from Buena Vista number six lethal weapon two from Warner Brothers number seven honey I shrunk the kids from Buena Vista number eight Ghostbusters two from Columbia number nine the Little mermaid from Buena Vista and number 10 born on the Fourth of July from Universal.
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
We stand on business
A map of the United States reflecting the presidential election results of 1984 every single state is red, having voted for Ronald Reagan while DC and Minnesota are the only state/district in blue, that voted for Walter Mondale.
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I held onto my dad’s collection of Nintendo Power magazines after he died. Here’s the first issue from 1988: (Check out the pic on the wiki article: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintend...)
The cover of a Nintendo power magazine in a plastic sleeve. Super Mario 2 has 20 page spectacular. There’s a Zelda Second Quest in depth review, a baseball round up and over 50 pro tips. the magazine comes with a free poster. There’s a clay Mario wearing mostly blue hopping over an orange mushroom being chased by an alligator dressed like a king. They look made of clay.
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I was at Yacht Club!!!!!!! (lol this video is rough)
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I have a clod of dirt from Lambeau Field. According to the box you can create your own frozen tundra effect by placing it in the freezer for 4-6 hours and the certificate of authenticity says it’s from the 1996-1997 season. No idea how we came into possession of it. I was like 7 or 8 lol
Rectangular, yellow and green box that says frozen tundra of Lambeau Field with a small football field in the middle with a window showing a brown collage of dirt in the center
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Important display name update
Micah Parsons and Jordan Love of the Green Bay packers talking to an announcer in front of a Thanksgiving turduken. Jordan Love is holding a turkey leg and his mouth is full
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
All my precinct had today was voting for school board but you betcha I voted for the educator-endorsed candidates. ✅
A white palm of a hand holding a red I voted sticker. There is some sidewalk visible in the background.
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
AMBER!!!!!!! @twincities.toiletpaper.reviews
A white brunette woman with sunglasses on her head, smiling standing in front of crop art with sunglasses on her head, wearing a Nassau sweatshirt and holding a wad of toilet paper
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Oh I forgot to reply to this. Here’s GA+ paper for posterity.
A roll of toilet paper. The paper is hanging under against a textured grey background.
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
What perfect album came out when you were 16? If these two albums coming out in the same year doesn’t absolutely explain everything about me It was life-changing for me to hear Patrick sing for MCS at Yacht Club last weekend
The album cover for motion city soundtrack’s commit this to memory The album cover for fall out boy’s from under the cork tree
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
???? But this already happened ????
A very large crowd of people in US Bank stadium sitting in the stands and standing around the diamond shaped stage for Taylor Swift’s The Eras Tour. The screen is showing a clock with 15 seconds remaining and above it you can see the US Bank Stadium branding.
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Gonna go ahead and assume this is the same company (the next paragraph on Wikipedia says they were valued in 2016 at $2.5 billion). Man I hate consultants but every sentence here gets better.
AlixPartners is a financial advisory and global consulting firm. Jay Alix founded what became AlixPartners LLP in 1981. The firm has advised on some of the largest Chapter 11 reorganizations including General Motors Co., Kmart, and Enron Corp. The firm has since moved into a more traditional consulting space, and grown to a staff of over 1000. AlixPartners is headquartered in New York, and has offices in more than 20 cities around the world. They were also involved in the Bernie Madoff scandal, identifying 13,000 investors affected by the scandal for the prosecuting team.
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Just for funsies please know I typed this in this shirt from the Wisconsin Timber Rattlers (a High-A baseball team near where I grew up) cause WI consumes the most frozen pizza per capita & is home to 5 major frozen pizza manufacturers, so this is their alternate logo this year: The WI Frozen Pizzas
A sky blue T-shirt with an anthropomorphized pizza oven holding a wooden pizza board and a pepperoni pizza on its finger and there are ice details around the image.
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Oliver…
An orange cat laying on a clear plastic bin
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Same thing happened to me with Oliver here. (We got him 4-ish days before I got let go). I really hope this goes well for you and Adonis adjusts okay.
An orange cat with a curled tail on a crumpled up comforter with various shades of blue
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Spent 6 hours working on this thing. Rows 1 and 2 are connected. Row 3 has 8 squares done, and they’re connected, too. I’m technically ahead of schedule until June 2. (28 squares done, 121 to go)
A very colorful crochet granny square blanket on a tan carpet. The colors for each square refer to the songs played by Taylor Swift during the Eras Tour. For instance, the first night, Glendale N1 is grey in the center because she played Mirrorball on the guitar and the edge is minty green because she played Tim McGraw on the piano. There are 28 squares into total.
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Sorry one more.
Olenna Tyrell with a cheesehead photoshopped on her head.
The text below says, "Tell elon. I want him to know it was me."
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Vox Populi, Vox Cheese
A foam yellow cheese, head hat on a white background
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Lake Monster in St Paul doesn’t indicate gender on the bathrooms in their shared facility but rather indicates what kind of plumbing is available in each area. (See pics) I thanked the staff for their support. It’s as much about resisting as it is supporting those protecting us. Hold the line.
A clear plexiglass bathroom sign that has a toilet and handwashing sign with the indication that it is stalls only with single occupancy restroom also located withinA clear plexiglass sign with a symbol of a urinal, a toilet, and a handwashing sign that also says restroom that indicates it has urinals installs and clarifies that single occupancy restrooms are also located within
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Emailing with someone today who told me they don't have a fax line for me to securely transmit documents to... while having a fax line in their email signature.
Hayao Miyazaki with a cigarette in his mouth, glasses in hand, with eyes closed and with his hands over his head.
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The 1965 to 1967 Packers, an image of Vince Lombardi being hoisted in the air by a packer player and the caption includes last three NFL champions. This was the 1965 NFL championship plus Super Bowls one and two.
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
LOOK AT THESE. LOOK AT THEM.
A ring of pretzels on a white plate with a small bowl of cheese dip in the middle on a woodgrain table
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I am so proud of this lol www.startribune.com/swing-an-axe...
a white woman wearing a tan hat and gloves with a yellow and red scarf staring intently and grimacing(?)
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
🎉🥳🎂
Multi colored balloons on my old Twitter page. Pinned tweet says trans rights are human rights
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I just printed off the pic and stuck it to my wall lol. This one is pretty hi res
Longhorn football hydration chart

There is a scale of white to dark yellow on the left number one through eight. The top three numbers are considered champion hydration levels. There’s a red bar separating four through eight and as they go down the list you earn selfish teammate or blatant. Disregard for your teammates you are headed to area 51 or 8, which is the darkest color, It says you are a bad guy .
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
RIP this photo of me
A drivers license photo of a white woman with brown hair parted down the middle and holes punched in the left side of the image, indicating that it is an expired license
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
OLIVER
An orange cat relaxing in the lap of someone lying down. They are wearing an aquamarine sweatshirt and blue pants with otters on them.
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Anyone else light their bracelets?
A white hand with friendship bracelets that say “eighty seven,” “getaway car,” “eras,” and “the tortured poets department.” There also a purple illuminated plastic bracelet
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the chell-tale heart 🖤🎃 @chellchell13.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
How do I pick
Jane by design promo cover. Bunheads promotional cover
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