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ChefJohn

@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social
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High School Baseball Phenom. Musician at Rock Band. Sous Chef at Penn Gaming. Executive Chef at Caesars Entertainment. Arkansas Cherokee. Man Feeding Children these days. I deserve more attention but I cuss too much. 🥺 🇨🇦🎸🐟🦞🦀🐬

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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 9h
When she said she’s a professor and her husband is a pastor that’s when I would have raised her bond just on fucking principle. Man, fuck these people.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 9h
All these MAGA fucking nutjobs like Tina Peters who are talking about a “civil war”,, just make sure when it pops off that you’re up on the frontlines manning a post…. Don’t be back at the hotel or the restaurant doing a live feed. We’re gonna want you up front and fully participating in this thing.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 9h
Nice job Jared. Thank you so much for bringing this fucking insanity back to our front door. If she wants a civil war then I’ll be willing to meet her at the front lines, but just remember “Tina”, we won’t be on the same side… Stupid nutjob is probably gonna end up back in prison..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 11h
You know what has been really nice though?? Not hearing a fucking peep from Josh Hawley, Lauren Bobert, Matt Gaetz, Trey Gowdy and all this other “used to be something’s”,,,, None of them should have ever been elected to any office anywhere.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 12h
MAGA does shit to people… it makes people wanna be something else. Something they aren’t. Something they picture as being better. Just look at the women of Mar A Lago.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 13h
Now go find some pictures of a young Kimberly Gillfoyle… from a stunning beautiful young women to some kind of weird looking gargoyle..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 21h
The Refs are killing this game… enough already..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So now by opening his fucking mouth he’s given Iran and out and he’s for sure given himself an out..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
because you have to be thinking right now, “could this motherfucker really bomb a US city because that would open up all kinds f executive powers”.. You can’t put a fucking thing past this guy. He faked getting shot for gods sake..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What Trump has never understood about his words is that now Iran could bomb a US city and because everyone has lost any kind of trust in Trump they would then have the out of saying “no! we didn’t do this, you all should look at your president”, and then the media turns it into total chaos…
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
and I’m not trying to blame this guy. I hope he waxes the floor with her and sends her packing but I’m making a general statement of how things like this are being dealt with. The president saying he’d be fine with an adversary blowing up parts of California and a few days later it’s not even news.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why doesn’t he come back immediately with “oh god! So you spent 1 whole year without insurance 20 years ago??”…… They/we just let opportunities like that pass without any pushback. He rebuttal was stupidly outrageous and he just let it go…
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Shame on every single fucking NFL team even considering signing this idiot. I know they don’t care in the least,, but fuck every single team that’s even looking at this broken man. He should be in prison. Real big tough guy to always attack the women around him. Fucking punk.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What are the Chiefs or any other NFL team doing by even thinking about signing Tyreek Hill,,, right as his trial for abuse to another female is getting underway,,, and this is about his 10 accusation of this and he’s been found responsible multiple times. What the fuck are we doing here?
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Huevos con Papas,, maybe add some chorizo,, but still a great breakfast meal,,, and fuck Ken Paxton… That’s what I got..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Calling him “deranged and dangerous”, something that we all know and have known for years does absolutely nothing. We’ve slithered our way into an unattainable situation where there’s nothing anyone can do right now. It’s an unbelievable place that we’ve gotten into right now.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He said fucking what about San Diego??? How did we get to the point where he could say something like this and there’d be nothing anyone could or would do about it??? Rhetorical question there… I know exactly how we got here..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not saying that they aren’t mimicking nazi germany but this photo is a fake. I can’t stand Hegseth but that’s not him…. I’m just sayin’..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What do you think that Fox News is gonna pay Caroline Levitte?? All these people just move into the private sector and probably make more money..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hell,, with trumps BILLIONS already stolen through the backdoor deals,,, this already looks like kids play.. What’s a few overpriced airplanes when you can just steal a bil or 2????
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Of course she did… Can you even imagine all the clandestine horseshit that’s gonna be discovered over the next decade? All the backdoor deals,, the wink wink deals that these grifters pulled off when they got the power. This will probably look like kids play..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey democrats,,, we don’t need someone that was stupid enough to fucking marry Ken Paxton to tell us how bad Ken really is…. We all know.. I appreciate her speaking up but she still possessed the brain capacity to think a crook like him was a catch..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I go all the way back to the Blanda and Jim Otto days and I know they look better this year,,,, but damn,, games like yesterday are hard to watch. You almost knew that they would do something to screw that game up,, and they did.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fucking great…
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Sandy Netherton @sandynetherton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Donald is such a liar. The name fits.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So we gave the police department these Flock cameras,, then we totally expected them not to abuse the power and the process,,, which they immediately did….. Am I right??? We are so fucking stupid… This president has made the whole country dumber.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Man, it’s hard being a Raiders fan… But I’ve been one for almost 60 years so I guess there’s no changing now…..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What was Josh Allen thinking?? All you need is a FG to tie and take it to OT,, and you throw it away in a pick into double coverage?? Maye totally outplayed him today..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yea, my first thought was at some time her brain fell in live enough with a total piece of shit and married him, slept in bed with him every night and supported him daily…. I guess people can change but damn,, her track record is questionable.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m in..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Saw the Trump campaign add paid for with your tax dollars on the 6pm college football game last night. So I’m guessing that this is all fine and ok.. And the station, which was a national station, is fine airing it. All good. Nothing to see here. And by the way, he looks like a total dipshit in it.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They come from good seed..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
and I’m not saying commit violence. I’m just saying that if I went out on the street, plain clothes, no ID, no markings and just started violently snatching people up, then I could probably expect to get fucked up,, or worse,,, right??
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If they’re gonna do this shit completely out of uniform and unidentified then they’re gonna fuck around and get hurt. There’s no way that this isn’t highly illegal.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yea, we can’t have unmarked, un-uniformed, unidentified people just violently snatching people off our streets. and yet it’s happening With those set of circumstances I wonder what violent resistance would warrant in a court of law. You have no idea who these people are. But yet it’s happening
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Boo to Holly Roe for the “high IQ quarterback” thing.. First of all I would guess/assume that all the college QBs are “high IQ”,,,, secondly, it’s the idiot in the White House that loves to call people “low IQ”… No reason to say something like that. #collegefootball
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I guess we were probably always like this. We always had this inside us,,, at least some of us did. It just took a lifelong terrible person, a bunch of people angry at something and a bunch of really rich people who just saw more riches with this guy,,,, and here we are,, and the media went along..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“needs to do better”??? What the fuck does that entail??? Just “do better”?? I guess when the fucking President is a fucking rapist then it’s just kind of acceptable and we should just try and “do better”… Jesus, how fucking far have we fallen..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So the EU “caves” to the US “demands” to release diesel reserves. This is absolutely the wrong thing to do. We started this dipshit war. We caused this and now, just like a parent still buying their kid candy even after he’s been really bad there are ZERO consequences for that behavior. “caves”..🙄
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We’re learning the hard lesson in the US right now that money WILL corrupt just about everything. People absolutely will sell their souls, give up their principles, lose their spines, disregard everything they’ve ever stood for and kill their neighbors all for money. Nothing shiny on a hill here..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is he rich? Is he connected? Is he “too big to fail”?? Of course he got special treatment. This was never gonna be news to anybody..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Note to the head coach of the VT Hokies,,,, Never settle for a field goal. Always keep trying to score the touchdown. If the field goal comes great,, but never settle or you’ll keep the moniker of a coach who never wins the tight games.. I feel bad for that kicker kid…
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Adam Hamilton @hamilton4kansas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Adam is honored to have the endorsement of another Republican Governor, Mike Hayden! Republicans, Democrats and Independents agree: It's time for something different. 🌻
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bring back the old Warhol and Basquiat days of Artists in Residency!!! Look at all the talent that came out of that..!!
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why couldn’t she have played for Kim Mulkey instead of degradating my hometown university?? Bye…
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ashamed she went to my home state university… I’d also agree,,, her WNBA career is on life support..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s exactly right. With all this,, it’s not something they expect will happen,, whatever it is,, it’s just making the point that they CAN do it. It’s just red meat that’s thrown to the base with the intentions of the uneducated base just falling in line with the bullshit narrative. That’s it…
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is very cool. But having it on with the huge lights all night when your Strip View hotel room is that close and facing it was a bit of a problem.. The strip lights are fine, but that thing is constantly changing,,, colors flashing,, it’s a bit much at 3am!!!!
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