ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 3hBut you know the worst thing,,, this ass clown buffoon from Missouri,, this whole thing won’t bother him one bit. He’s in the news. Everyone is talking about him. He was full of shit but to MAGA that’s not even a problem. They don’t give a shit. He got the bullshit out there. That was the goal. 000
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 12hI’m on vacation so I can’t/won’t do this Jack Smith shit today,, I just can’t,, but I will live vicariously through all of you. Sounds just like the shit show I expected. 000
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 13hSo what happens when a sitting senator makes up a concocted story, throws it out as fact in a commitee hearing and it turns out to be total bullshit??? What happens??? Nothing… Nothing happens. Then MAGA eats it up blindly as the truth and on we go. 010
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 14hI’m sitting next to 2 people at a coffee shop in Las Vegas and they are having the most word salad convoluted Elizabeth Holmes style conversation that I’ve ever heard. They both know all the proper corporate say nothing executive words ever. If I hear “team” and “footprint” 1 more time I’ll throw up 210
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 15hPeople that walk around with earbuds in talking in a conversation at full loud voice irritate the shit out of me.. Not sure why,, they just do. I really want to just slap the back of their heads and make their earbuds fall out. Then I’d say something really cheeky and move on.. 000
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 15hBertrand Russell once said “first, they fascinate the fools”… 010
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 16hSo Iowa,, I hope your bumbling old fool,, who somehow at age 197 still Chairs a Committee,, I hope he makes you really proud of you vote today as the 30-something sitting behind him has to tell him what to do about 20 times… 001
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Old Miss has made a couple of strange coaching decisions here at the end of the first half… Kicking the FG while it’s still gonna be a 2 score game,, then calling all the timeouts only to not field the punt and let it run clock and go out on the 2 and giving Florida the chance to start calling TO’s. 000
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 26/09/2026After the “I’m pissing on you” personal foul on Texas,,, not only bad but fucking vulgar,, by a vet, a leader,,, now I’m really a Tennessee fan… Go Vols. What a fucking idiot. And he did it on a 3 and forever and gave them an automatic first down.. Dumbass move.. 000
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 26/09/2026As I sat at home eating my chicken burger because ground chicken was on sale and was cheaper than ground beef… The Haves and the Have Nots… 120
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m not sure what the Founding Fathers envisioned or thought,, but this fucking ain’t it. These fucking idiots control everything. It’s gonna be really hard to fix all this shit. 010
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 26/09/2026How the fuck does this Missouri thing get to the Supreme Court 3 times??? How does something like that even fucking happen?? 021
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 25/09/2026How about “Super Duper Tip Top Extra Fancy” intelligence?? 000
Reposted by ChefJohnCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“.. a surreal week in the life of Washington. The president of the United States barred American reporters .. and rolled out a literal red carpet for the communist president of China ..” @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/u... 931939688
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I registered for Social Security in January, but because I signed 1, ONE wrong piece of paper by mistake,, a WITHDRAW notice,, I’m going to lose 17 months worth of benefits. That is fucking painful folks. It will be august of next year before I see my first check.. The pain is palpable.. 330
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 25/09/2026While most of us are struggling to buy food, gas, just pay the simple bills this motherfucker is having lavish state dinners with billionaires kissing the ass of the leader of COMMUNIST CHINA. Motherfucker does not have the ability to read the room,, and just let that whole scenario sink in. 111
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That’s a really bad loss for Green Bay,,, in Green Bay….. Ouch.. That’s gonna hurt. 000
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hey White House Press Pool, it’s been nice and quiet for a few days. We’re all good with that. We’re tired of the daily stream of horseshit that you’ve been reporting, with zero pushback. We’re all fine with you just staying out. No reason to go back to this chaos and give him the oxygen he lives on 030
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Honest question here… what fucking database is ICE getting these peoples names and locations from? I mean, this freaking DoorDash driver? Where did they get his name, his car, his location?? Where is all this information coming from?? 010
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Watching these news outlets have to grovel back to get into the White House and cover his bullshit lies and then give him the political air, the oxygen that he needs to survive,,,, there seems something terribly wrong with that.. 000
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Man, watching Judge Luttidge and Lawrence Tribe both come on this week and say that they’re not sure we can fix this,,,, well, that’s kind of disheartening…. 001
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I love Matt the Molester Gaetz coming out of the cave he’s been hiding in to say “yea, Trump has fucked everything up but the lib dems are trying to sex change your kids”…. I mean,,, these fucking aren’t serious people… and they’re running the fucking country. We are so fucked. 120
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’ve had my political pissed of 5 minutes.. Good luck out there kids.. 020
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Shooting an unarmed person in the back in the streets of Texas would get you arrested no questions asked……. but you’re ICE and you don’t seem to have any laws to abide by. Why doesn’t law enforcement arrest the shooter?? Oh yea,, they’re MAGA too. 100
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 22/09/2026They say that the constitution and the founding fathers never imagined a person getting complete and total power over all 3 branches of the government… Well,, then that’s the first fucking thing we need to fix so this unaccountability and total fealty never happens again. 000
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Watching Judge Luttiege yesterday on Deadline White House say that he’s just not sure that democracy survives this was a rather sad moment. When a man like that says he’s never seen anything like this,, then you better start listening. 021
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 22/09/2026So how does the Rightwing of the MAGA arm in Missouri get to appeal something all the way to the SCOTUS THREE FUCKING TIMES??? Even dumbasses like me can call bullshit here. Hell, they’ve already sent out ballots with the other districting… Missouri voted for this fucking mess… enjoy.. 010
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I don’t think the Giants season has 4-6 weeks of Jameis Winston in them. I could be wrong but last night he was more than awful.. 050
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’m not sure the Giants can stay with Jamies Winston much longer. He’s fucking awful. 120
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Did the Bears just now remember that Luther Burden is on their team??? Hey Bears,,, he plays for you.. 000
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 20/09/2026There’s something really enjoyable about watching Aaron Rodgers stumble around out there while getting his ass kicked. He’s got 1 pass ,, and it’s a falling back off the back foot, sidearm, about 12 yards down the field… That’s all he’s got left. 000
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We absolutely DO NOT have 2 more years of this shit in us. This motherfucker is crazy and he’s gonna have to be stopped or we might not survive this shit. 210
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 19/09/2026So this “banning the press” things is just another one of the things,,, it’s illegal,, kind of, probably, but maybe not,, sometimes….. Jesus Christ we’ve got a lot of shit like this on the books… Guess the founders never imagined it huh ?? 010
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Umm,,,,, is this “banning the press” thing,,, um, is this illegal? I’m just asking because we don’t really seem to have political laws anymore.. 220
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The truly sad thing is that the White House staff is fully willing to enforce his crazy nutshit demands. We expect this kind of shit from him but just remember that there’s White House staff, spineless ass kissers, who are eager to stop these news groups at the front door.. They gotta go too. 000
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If the press really had any spine or ethics then no one, none of them would show up to anymore pressers until this was fixed,,,, but they won’t because they’re spineless weasels who only want to access to the connections and fuck everything else.. 010
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I believe what 2 terms of this guy has done has showed us a lot of things that have to, need to be fixed,,, but I don’t think there’s enough time left in the universe to fix all the shit these 2 administrations have shown us to be bad. 120
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Well gas went up about .40/gallon overnight. What a goddamned mess we’ve created here. And a bunch of smartest guys in the room people who are fucking idiots. Billionaire idiots. The worst kind. I’ll just come out and say it, We’re Fucked, and we’re gonna be fucked for a long fucking time. 010
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Thomas and Alito were willing to let the GOP change the rules at the USPS on mail in voting, giving the USPS control over who votes and if their votes get counted. All with ballots already going out and within weeks of an upcoming election. Thomas and Alito were fine with this. Say that slowly. 030
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 13/09/2026You realize that if all the democrats,, and all the LGBTQ family,, and all the people persecuted for being of color,, if all these people voted then this could all go away…. but some won’t vote,, and some will still support, in some weird way, that this is all ok… ICE looks to be about 50% of color. 100
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Well,, I think we can all be Saints fans going forward. Going for it took some balls,,, and I’m all for that.. 010
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I just feel that half or even more than half of this country is just standing in the middle of the tracks with the train heading straight for them. Social media has made us all complacent to what’s going on daily, hourly and it’s all happening really fast,, and I have no idea how to fix it. 010
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I really think that the 28% would still vote for this motherfucker if he ended life on earth as we know it. He’s trying his best. 020
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 13/09/2026When the ships can’t afford the fuel then the trucks stop running. When the trucks stop running we as a country stop functioning. Gas prices at the pump will be the least of our problems.. We have trade deficits because we use more than we make, and all that comes to us on ships. “Bunker Fuel”.. 210
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 13/09/2026So it’s my understanding that Missouri is just going to defy and litigate the state into such a mess that they will then be able to claim all sorts of election problems and illegitimize the whole election.. So very republican of them. But Missouri,,, you elected these idiots. You made this possible 121
ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 12/09/2026How this little lying fuck got into power still amazes me. Vote people. Vote hard. 000