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ChefJohn

@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social
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High School Baseball Phenom. Musician at Rock Band. Sous Chef at Penn Gaming. Executive Chef at Caesars Entertainment. Arkansas Cherokee. Man Feeding Children these days. I deserve more attention but I cuss too much. 🥺 🇨🇦🎸🐟🦞🦀🐬

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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 3h
But you know the worst thing,,, this ass clown buffoon from Missouri,, this whole thing won’t bother him one bit. He’s in the news. Everyone is talking about him. He was full of shit but to MAGA that’s not even a problem. They don’t give a shit. He got the bullshit out there. That was the goal.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 12h
I’m on vacation so I can’t/won’t do this Jack Smith shit today,, I just can’t,, but I will live vicariously through all of you. Sounds just like the shit show I expected.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 13h
So what happens when a sitting senator makes up a concocted story, throws it out as fact in a commitee hearing and it turns out to be total bullshit??? What happens??? Nothing… Nothing happens. Then MAGA eats it up blindly as the truth and on we go.
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 14h
WHEN WILL HE BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE?
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 14h
This. It has always been this. A sitting American president did this. And because he did this, he should have been convicted and put behind bars. And the fact that we never held him accountable for these crimes will forever stain this country. And we may never recover from it.👇
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 14h
I’m sitting next to 2 people at a coffee shop in Las Vegas and they are having the most word salad convoluted Elizabeth Holmes style conversation that I’ve ever heard. They both know all the proper corporate say nothing executive words ever. If I hear “team” and “footprint” 1 more time I’ll throw up
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 15h
People that walk around with earbuds in talking in a conversation at full loud voice irritate the shit out of me.. Not sure why,, they just do. I really want to just slap the back of their heads and make their earbuds fall out. Then I’d say something really cheeky and move on..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 15h
Bertrand Russell once said “first, they fascinate the fools”…
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 16h
So Iowa,, I hope your bumbling old fool,, who somehow at age 197 still Chairs a Committee,, I hope he makes you really proud of you vote today as the 30-something sitting behind him has to tell him what to do about 20 times…
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Old Miss has made a couple of strange coaching decisions here at the end of the first half… Kicking the FG while it’s still gonna be a 2 score game,, then calling all the timeouts only to not field the punt and let it run clock and go out on the 2 and giving Florida the chance to start calling TO’s.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After the “I’m pissing on you” personal foul on Texas,,, not only bad but fucking vulgar,, by a vet, a leader,,, now I’m really a Tennessee fan… Go Vols. What a fucking idiot. And he did it on a 3 and forever and gave them an automatic first down.. Dumbass move..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As I sat at home eating my chicken burger because ground chicken was on sale and was cheaper than ground beef… The Haves and the Have Nots…
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m not sure what the Founding Fathers envisioned or thought,, but this fucking ain’t it. These fucking idiots control everything. It’s gonna be really hard to fix all this shit.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How the fuck does this Missouri thing get to the Supreme Court 3 times??? How does something like that even fucking happen??
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How about “Super Duper Tip Top Extra Fancy” intelligence??
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“.. a surreal week in the life of Washington. The president of the United States barred American reporters .. and rolled out a literal red carpet for the communist president of China ..” @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/u...
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I registered for Social Security in January, but because I signed 1, ONE wrong piece of paper by mistake,, a WITHDRAW notice,, I’m going to lose 17 months worth of benefits. That is fucking painful folks. It will be august of next year before I see my first check.. The pain is palpable..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
While most of us are struggling to buy food, gas, just pay the simple bills this motherfucker is having lavish state dinners with billionaires kissing the ass of the leader of COMMUNIST CHINA. Motherfucker does not have the ability to read the room,, and just let that whole scenario sink in.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Now what??
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That’s a really bad loss for Green Bay,,, in Green Bay….. Ouch.. That’s gonna hurt.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey White House Press Pool, it’s been nice and quiet for a few days. We’re all good with that. We’re tired of the daily stream of horseshit that you’ve been reporting, with zero pushback. We’re all fine with you just staying out. No reason to go back to this chaos and give him the oxygen he lives on
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Honest question here… what fucking database is ICE getting these peoples names and locations from? I mean, this freaking DoorDash driver? Where did they get his name, his car, his location?? Where is all this information coming from??
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Watching these news outlets have to grovel back to get into the White House and cover his bullshit lies and then give him the political air, the oxygen that he needs to survive,,,, there seems something terribly wrong with that..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Man, watching Judge Luttidge and Lawrence Tribe both come on this week and say that they’re not sure we can fix this,,,, well, that’s kind of disheartening….
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love Matt the Molester Gaetz coming out of the cave he’s been hiding in to say “yea, Trump has fucked everything up but the lib dems are trying to sex change your kids”…. I mean,,, these fucking aren’t serious people… and they’re running the fucking country. We are so fucked.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ve had my political pissed of 5 minutes.. Good luck out there kids..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Shooting an unarmed person in the back in the streets of Texas would get you arrested no questions asked……. but you’re ICE and you don’t seem to have any laws to abide by. Why doesn’t law enforcement arrest the shooter?? Oh yea,, they’re MAGA too.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They say that the constitution and the founding fathers never imagined a person getting complete and total power over all 3 branches of the government… Well,, then that’s the first fucking thing we need to fix so this unaccountability and total fealty never happens again.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Watching Judge Luttiege yesterday on Deadline White House say that he’s just not sure that democracy survives this was a rather sad moment. When a man like that says he’s never seen anything like this,, then you better start listening.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So how does the Rightwing of the MAGA arm in Missouri get to appeal something all the way to the SCOTUS THREE FUCKING TIMES??? Even dumbasses like me can call bullshit here. Hell, they’ve already sent out ballots with the other districting… Missouri voted for this fucking mess… enjoy..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don’t think the Giants season has 4-6 weeks of Jameis Winston in them. I could be wrong but last night he was more than awful..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m not sure the Giants can stay with Jamies Winston much longer. He’s fucking awful.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Did the Bears just now remember that Luther Burden is on their team??? Hey Bears,,, he plays for you..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There’s something really enjoyable about watching Aaron Rodgers stumble around out there while getting his ass kicked. He’s got 1 pass ,, and it’s a falling back off the back foot, sidearm, about 12 yards down the field… That’s all he’s got left.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We absolutely DO NOT have 2 more years of this shit in us. This motherfucker is crazy and he’s gonna have to be stopped or we might not survive this shit.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So this “banning the press” things is just another one of the things,,, it’s illegal,, kind of, probably, but maybe not,, sometimes….. Jesus Christ we’ve got a lot of shit like this on the books… Guess the founders never imagined it huh ??
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Umm,,,,, is this “banning the press” thing,,, um, is this illegal? I’m just asking because we don’t really seem to have political laws anymore..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The truly sad thing is that the White House staff is fully willing to enforce his crazy nutshit demands. We expect this kind of shit from him but just remember that there’s White House staff, spineless ass kissers, who are eager to stop these news groups at the front door.. They gotta go too.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If the press really had any spine or ethics then no one, none of them would show up to anymore pressers until this was fixed,,,, but they won’t because they’re spineless weasels who only want to access to the connections and fuck everything else..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I believe what 2 terms of this guy has done has showed us a lot of things that have to, need to be fixed,,, but I don’t think there’s enough time left in the universe to fix all the shit these 2 administrations have shown us to be bad.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well gas went up about .40/gallon overnight. What a goddamned mess we’ve created here. And a bunch of smartest guys in the room people who are fucking idiots. Billionaire idiots. The worst kind. I’ll just come out and say it, We’re Fucked, and we’re gonna be fucked for a long fucking time.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Welp,,,,
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thomas and Alito were willing to let the GOP change the rules at the USPS on mail in voting, giving the USPS control over who votes and if their votes get counted. All with ballots already going out and within weeks of an upcoming election. Thomas and Alito were fine with this. Say that slowly.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You realize that if all the democrats,, and all the LGBTQ family,, and all the people persecuted for being of color,, if all these people voted then this could all go away…. but some won’t vote,, and some will still support, in some weird way, that this is all ok… ICE looks to be about 50% of color.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Well,, I think we can all be Saints fans going forward. Going for it took some balls,,, and I’m all for that..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I just feel that half or even more than half of this country is just standing in the middle of the tracks with the train heading straight for them. Social media has made us all complacent to what’s going on daily, hourly and it’s all happening really fast,, and I have no idea how to fix it.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I really think that the 28% would still vote for this motherfucker if he ended life on earth as we know it. He’s trying his best.
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When the ships can’t afford the fuel then the trucks stop running. When the trucks stop running we as a country stop functioning. Gas prices at the pump will be the least of our problems.. We have trade deficits because we use more than we make, and all that comes to us on ships. “Bunker Fuel”..
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So it’s my understanding that Missouri is just going to defy and litigate the state into such a mess that they will then be able to claim all sorts of election problems and illegitimize the whole election.. So very republican of them. But Missouri,,, you elected these idiots. You made this possible
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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How this little lying fuck got into power still amazes me. Vote people. Vote hard.
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