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@chefhoss.bsky.social
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Survived seven brain surgeries to watch societal collapse. Wisconsin-based based professional chef and historian coping proliferating plagues, fervent fascism, gruesome genocide and environmental evisceration.

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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 4h
Why does this breakfast cooking shift begin so early? I'm barely functional! Anyways, starting right: Avocado toast on house-made sourdough bread with red onion, heirloom tomato and smoked tomato sauce. A crispy, sunny side up egg is the crown on top. My favorite. 🍽️🍜🍳 #food #foodsky #chefslife
A white plate with a large rim featuring an avocado toast in the center on a large slice of sourdough bread, topped with a sunny side up egg.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 17h
Dinner at home: Za'atar and butter roasted cauliflower with mashed potatoes and steamed carrots. Keeping it simple and vegetarian for a Tuesday night after a work day. 🍽️🍜 #food #foodsky #dinner
A whole head of cauliflower in a roasting pan lined with foil, liberally seasoned with za'atar.Large chunks of carrot in a steamer.Peeled potatoes simmering in a stock pot with melted butter in a measuring cup staying warm.A white, floral print dinner plate with some large chunks of za'atar spiced cauliflower, larger strips of carrot, and a small pile of mashed potatoes. A black steak knife and a fork are on the sides.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 18h
Frankly, I'm a bit more worried about the increasing authoritarianism.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ritixan ain't nothin' to fuck wit.
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Wu-Tang Why
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Straight outta the IV bag.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Oh this produce didn't sell, guess it needs to go in the garbage!"
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Only way for even distribution. Also avoid fans or the wind.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thanks! Cooking it in batches works best, so that it doesn't crowd the pan and you can cook each vegetable to the perfect doneness.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's so bad in professional kitchens, I try to minimize it whenever I can.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Were you doing this with the fennel dust?
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Salt Bae Sprinkle Meme
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dinner at home-stir fry fridge clean out: Sweet Thai chili sauce stir fry with crispy tofu, baby bok choy, broccoli, carrots, garden onions, red pepper, mushroom and Thai basil. Finished in time to watch the Brewers win in the bottom of the ninth! 🍽️🍜🥬🥕🥦 #food #foodsky #dinner #leftovers
Fried tofu on a sheet pan, nicely browned.Mise en place for the stir fry: heating oil in the Dutch oven, sweet Thai chili sauce in the bowl (with mirin, soy sauce and sesame oil), minced garlic in the metal bowl, and the chopped veggies on the sheet pan.Finishing the stir fry in the Dutch oven, nicely covered in sauce, and the steamed rice next to it on a plate.A black dinner plate with pink bunny chopsticks at the top, a spread of sweet Thai chili sauce stir fry centered on the plate.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You've outdone yourself.
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Deadpool Shows Love with a Heart Gesture
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Love this for you. 🤌
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When life gives you beautiful greenery, you turn it into delicious pesto. Over a pound of basil makes quite a bit! Blanching is key for a vivid green color and lemon juice helps keep it that way. WI parmesan of course, and I used both pine nuts and walnuts I toasted. 🍽️🍜🌿 #food #foodsky #pesto
Weighing the basil, it reads 1 lb, 5.6 ounces.Ingredients gathered for pesto: lemons, Wisconsin grated parmesan, walnuts, a huge bottle of extra virgin olive oil, a massive bowl filled with cleaned basil and a jar of pine nuts.Blanching the basil in a huge stock pot, ice water in the Cambro.10 bags of basil pesto in 1/2 cup portions going into the freezer.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Right, we have Ukrainians to kill.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They have snow crab claws and cocktail shrimp on the buffet for those that know how to make it worth their money.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
People pay $95 for this brunch buffet, have to make it *look* special. That's why I make the big bucks. 💅
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When brunching, the devil is in the details: Classic deviled eggs at work with a taste of Parma prosciutto on top. 🍽️🍜🥚 #food #foodsky #chefslife
19 deviled eggs in a half hotel pan that's been lined with plastic wrap, each topped with a few small slices of thinly sliced prosciutto.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I picture the Swedish Chef from the Muppets saying this.
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Swedish Chef's Hilarious Cooking
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Making a tasty pasta with all these cherry tomatoes: Blistered heirloom cherry tomato sauce with garlic, basil, lemon-ricotta and buttery, crispy panko topping. Saying goodbye to summer with tomato bliss. 🍽️🍜🍅🍝 #food #foodsky #pasta #tomatoes
The multiple varieties of heirloom cherry and grape tomatoes on a sheet pan.Pasta boiling in the stock pot, panko cooking in the saucepan, Dutch oven heating for making the tomato sauce with garlic and tomato paste.Fresh basil from the porch and lemon ricotta.A white bowl with spaghetti tossed in heirloom tomato sauce, dolloped with lemon-ricotta and sprinkled with herbed panko and parmesan cheese.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
River Side Casino profit the past hour: $1.5k, and someone's first born.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Greys" seems like the slur name.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When you know, you know.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
www.belgioioso.com/Products/
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Our Family of Cheeses
Tradition, selection of ingredients, location and artisan inspiration are cardinal pillars that make BelGioioso cheesemakers the greatest interpreters…
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Amazing cheese products all around, this is Wisconsin, after all.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Best I can do is the Belgioioso HQ on the drive to Green Bay. You can see it from I-43.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sounds like Milk Street, who is constantly sending me promotional emails and sales since I ordered one item from them
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Are you looking into French ticklers again?
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Standard issue charcuterie board here in Wisconsin, featuring Wisconsin cheeses (Hook's 3yr Cheddar and Sartori's Bellavitano Espresso) as well as summer sausage from Usinger's in Milwaukee. The Belgioioso board ties it together well, not a bad amenity. 🍽️🍜🧀🐖 #food #foodsky #chefslife
Six charcuterie boards with three types of cheese, two cured meats, crackers and fresh fruit.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is an all too familiar sight with a different drug. Mine's coming tomorrow.
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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Perks of working in a kitchen every day. I also have my boss's blessing to fry doughnuts in the fryer I have to clean twice a week, so you better watch out.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes it is. We have a smoker in the back that we throw some heirloom cherry tomatoes in. Then once they have cooled, we puree with a touch of vinegar and aromatics in the old VitaMix blender.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Breakfast at work: Mixed vegetables (zucchini, squash, mushroom and onion), a runny fried, local egg and smoked tomato sauce over crispy potatoes. Too easy to make delicious combinations around here. 🍽️🍜🍳 #food #foodsky #chefslife #breakfast
A small white bowl filled with fried potatoes on the bottom, a mix of sauteed vegetables above that, a fried egg next, and smoked tomato sauce on top.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most definitely, it helps to know your local farmers.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
POV: you know an organic farmer and have had no time Saturdays to visit him at the farmer's market because you work every morning. $20 can buy a lot when you are friends and he has produce going past its best. Always support your local farmers when possible. 🍽️🍜🍅🥒 #food #foodsky #produce
An innocuous looking bag with produce from my friend, including heirloom zucchini, delicata squash, a squash variety for the pepitas.The full produce haul: a variety of heirloom tomatoes of various sizes and colors, two types of squash, three types of cucumbers and a celery root with the stalks still attached.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If it was edible, then it counts as "dinner".
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some people bring doughnuts to work. I brought doughnuts to fry at work. I have to change the oil, so why not? Browned butter old fashioned cake doughnuts with maple-browned butter glaze. Don't underestimate how great browned butter can be. 🍽️🍜🥐 #food #foodsky #chefslife #doughnuts
Mixing the dough for the doughnuts, with a sheet pan lined with parchment next to it and a bench scraper ready.15 doughnuts after being cut on a parchment lined sheet pan, with 15 holes and 3 pieces of leftover scrap to test the oil.Freshly cleaned fryer with the aforementioned doughnuts in frying, cooling in the pan on the right to drain.Blurry picture of the finished doughnuts after being glazed.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The bees:
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Ren And Stimpy - Muscular Ren
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Boof pack = booster pack for adults.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🇩🇪 Deutsch Abendessenfest: Geräucherter Sauerbraten mit Rosenkohlgratin und Goldkartoffelpüree mit Schnittlauch. 🇺🇸 German Dinner Feast: Smoked sauerbraten with brussel sprout gratin and Yukon gold mash with chives. My family channeling our German heritage. 🍽️🍜🍖🥔🥬 #food #foodsky #dinner
The beef chuck roast in a bag with the brine of red wine, red wine vinegar, juniper berries, allspice berries and mirepoix. It was on this brine for four days.The marinated beef chuck roast in a quarter sheet pan, encrusted with gingersnap cookies and seasoning.A grey dinner plate loaded with a German feast: sauerbraten covered in its thickened jus, Yukon gold mashed potatoes with chives, and a cheddar brussel sprout gratin. The fork did not remain there long.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Have to make sure to get a few hairs in every dish I make. 💅
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me, eyeing your fried cutlets, after a long lunch buffet shift.
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Death Stare
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Only thing in the kitchen that's sharper than my tongue.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Archie & Edith Bunker Sing 'Those Were The Days'
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Breakfast burritos are an excellent way to start the day: Potatoes, sauteed onions, mushrooms, peppers, avocado and local eggs, all topped with smoked tomato salsa in a flour tortilla. 🍽️🍜🌯 #food #foodsky #breakfast #chefslife
The folded burrito on a green cutting board next to my Global chefs knife.Inside look at the burrito, cut in half, on a white plate.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He'll give you more than a mustache ride.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well, this is Sony, so a license to use the game.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Let him cook.
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hoss @chefhoss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Making one favorite soup at work with one important addition-bacon! Corn and bacon chowder with a plethora of corn and smoky bacon flavor. Don't forget to add a cob or two for extra corn flavor. 🍽️🍜🌽🥓 #food #foodsky #chefslife
Mise en place for bacon corn chowder: diced potato in the upper left sixth pan, shucked corn and a cob in the half pan, chopped bacon in the top sixth pan, minced garlic in a ninth pan, mirepoix and satchel in the full pan, chicken stock and heavy cream on the right.Rendering the bacon in a tilt skillet.Chowder cooking in the tilt skillet, the satchel and cob barely visible.Finished bacon corn chowder in a hotel pan to cool.
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