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Chef Alex

@chefalex.bsky.social
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Husband, father, Chef, riding the rails, frustrated writer…

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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 16h
How I arrived on Bluesky.
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 16h
I’m thinking of voting for Jesus, are there no other progressive candidates?
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23h
With our money. Playing in our faces. 🤷🏼 ✈️
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Go vote today if you can
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Someone is having a bad day. #nuitblanche
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’d say last week, but maybe 2 weeks…
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
St. Leon’s had them last time I went.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ADHD tax strikes again. Had to pay an extra $80 on a rush order for a shirt for my daughter’s wedding. I’ve known about this wedding for 3 years!
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
c.org/xFCXTBsXrw
c.org
Sign the Petition
Help Save La Parfumerie
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Irish Paul of Winnipeg @irishpaul-clerkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Part owners of your Winnipeg Jets, David Thomson the chairman of Thomson Reuters #winnipeg
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Admirable Women @admirablewomen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Geophysicist & space physicist Marcia Neugebauer made the first direct solar wind measurements via instruments on the Mariner 2 spacecraft. She developed instruments used on Earth-orbiting satellites, Apollo lunar experiments & the Giotto mission to Halley’s Comet. Born #OTD in 1932. #WomenInSTEM
A black-and-white historical photograph of pioneering geophysicist and space physicist Marcia Neugebauer (born September 27, 1932) working at her desk during the mid-20th century. Sitting in an office setting, she leans forward slightly over her desk, looking directly at the camera with a calm, intelligent, and focused expression. She has short, bobbed light hair and wears a short-sleeved, collared white button-up blouse adorned with subtle vertical embroidered details down the front. In her right hand, she holds a pencil over large documents and charts with plotted scientific data curves spread out on the desk before her. To her right sits a large, vintage mechanical calculating machine with columns of buttons, characteristic of the 1960s computing era. The background features window blinds and office storage, creating an environment of rigorous research. The image captures the historical significance of a trailblazing woman in STEM whose work with these charts and calculations would confirm the existence of the solar wind via the Mariner 2 spacecraft.
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sounds like a good idea.
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry.
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
ALT: Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Toast is a breakfast food. Toast with cheese is a thing. Therefore grilled cheese is a breakfast food. (Put a fried egg in the middle and it’s a fried egg sandwich, which is definitely a breakfast dish)
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Who knew he was so cool?
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That has never stopped anyone entering politics before!
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In each round, the chef who runs to the bathroom first is “chopped”.
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You should run.
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What are the odds of that ever happening?
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New food network show. It’s like chopped, but the chefs are challenged to make dishes from the list of recalled foods. You could call it something like “Chopped: The Explosive Diarrhea Edition”.
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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every business could benefit from a good/silly ideas board.
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ahoy! Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day to those who celebrate! Y’aargh!
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I still see this as a missed opportunity. If I’m elected I’ll institute weekly daylight savings. Every Saturday night we fall back an hour to give us an extra hour of sleep and every Monday morning at 11 we spring forward one hour to make lunch time arrive sooner.
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
c.org/XPyXnYc6yS
c.org
Sign the Petition
Edmonton Oilers Reverse The Signing of Alex Formenton
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I did NOT vote for the rapist @sarahgies.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
STOP BLAMING HIS DEMENTIA
HE WAS A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER TOO!
DAPSTAR
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Gonna start calling lettuce the “devil’s marijuana”.
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why should Ukraine give up any territory? In fact, when this is all over, they should get Crimea back. We shouldn’t reward Putin’s aggression.
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Is there anyone good running? Am I voting for Gillingham cause he’s not terrible?
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Plum jelly! It’s the single best ingredient for glazing roasted birds, adds a nice tanginess to sauces, serve with pork chops or just enjoy on toasted sourdough with peanut butter!
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That’s great place!
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We did at Buvette last spring. When people ask “what’s a Canadiano?” We answer “it’s like an Americano without the facism.” Or “it’s like an Americano without the Trans-phobia”…
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Apparently, olive oil.
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
How will they program the dogs to be as inept at their jobs as real ICE agents are? And those robot dogs need a much more substantial beer gut to be taken seriously as ICE agents.
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I love art.
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Not killing innocent civilians is too “woke”?
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If I had a blackboard I could draw it out for you. It’s hard to explain.
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Long threads of meat are difficult to chew, which is why we cut cross the grain so that we only have to chew short threads of meat.
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The grain of a tenderloin runs the length of the tenderloin. If you rolled it up from the short end, you would be creating a big spiral of long threads of meat. Then when you cut it, you’d have a pinwheel of one long thread of meat.
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you rolled it from the short side, when you went to slice it, you would be slicing with the grain, instead of across it. Which you don’t want to do.
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP 😢
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton did all the good she could, for all the people she could, for as long as ever she could. From her legendary songwriting to the Imagination Library—which sent 1 million books a month to children across the country—she was the best of America. Dolly, we'll miss your great heart.
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
And he won’t say where the meat is coming from…
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
JAYNE MANSFIELD had an IQ of 163, spoke 5 languages, and was a more than proficient Violinist, as evidenced here playing Vivaldi's Concerto No. 6 in A minor on The Ed Sullivan Show in 1957.
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Reset America @reset-america.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
U2
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Chef Alex @chefalex.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Why is the McDonald’s “Spain Burger” a pulled pork sandwich?
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