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Cheeley

@cheeley.bsky.social
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“We’re pushed for time, can you sum it up in a word?” “No.” “A sound?” “WoooOOOAArrr.” “Spartacus, thank you.”

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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Ass Adman
Alt: Assman license plate in Seinfeld
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“So, there's this judge sitting there in a cape like fucking Batman with this really rather far-out looking hat” “Wig” “No, man, this was more like a long white hat.”
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“What do they call ‘M’?” “‘M’s ‘M’ but they call him ‘Le M’” “‘Le M’! Ahhaha, what do they call Q?” “ I don’t know, I don’t go to the place with the exploding gadgets.”
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Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction
ALT: Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
>Dusts off post<
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Many archaeologists disagree about the place because they are convinced there may be Uknown Teeasures waiting to be found. It’s known as the Troy Division.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“SPARE ME THE DAMPNESS!”
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well balanced, Barry.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When they do drain it, imagine the gargantuan amount of hair in the plug hole. Enough to make three or four new dogs at least.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Second breakfast? Where are you, second breakfast? Oh there you are!”
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Should have named her Inflatunato, and left her with a bottle of sherry.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So many great stories. The one in a police car, the one with the lost shoe, the one with the house cleaners, the one with the underground train, all bangers. I only bounced off one episode, that was in an operetta style, but I will give it another go.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
youtu.be/3ScVOLvnmRA?...
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Animal Instincts - Penguins (Chop Chop Busy Busy) | BT Heritage
YouTube video by UK Archive
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Mr Bronson Grange Hill
ALT: Mr Bronson Grange Hill
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You’re going off on a tangent now.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Number four makes a transporter accident look like a seventies disco. “Enterprise, what we got back didn't boogie for long... fortunately.”
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you’re a fan of this movie you really should see ‘The Bread Zone’, Crustopher Walken is fantastic.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That could be Anneka Rice, pictured as she’s just disembarked from the Treasure Hunt helicopter.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
‘Love It or “LEAVE IT BRIAN, IT’S NOT WORTH IT LET THEM HAVE THE HOUSE BEFORE YOU GET HURT”’
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Ronnie Kray: Calm Down
ALT: Ronnie Kray: Calm Down
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“I’ll be in the black”
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
…cuddly toy…
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“I’ll be taking my mysterious silver key with me. Love Randolph Carter”
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
K D Lang currently bricking it.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“He said it was bigger once he was inside, but they all say that.”
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
“Curd-ses! I would have gotten a whey with it if it wasn’t for you meddling etc etc”
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sounds like a sticky mouse kind of operation they are running.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Money can’t buy your way out of being a weapons-grade bellend apparently.
Elon in his 90’s Gollum incarnation.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
One of the classic ‘f-word & sandals’ movies.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I watched the Evil Dead on VHS at my friend Neil’s one lunchtime too. It had the opposite effect though. Perhaps my Neil was the anti-Neil to your Neil?
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
🎵Do you believe in half-life after love? 🎵
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Cher's Iconic Look from Believe
Alt: Cher's Iconic Look from Believe
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Now do the accent please.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I am the one who knocks, accidentally pushes the door off of its hinges,stumbles over the broken door, clutches at the curtains and pulls them to the ground, then tries to rectify the damage in a huge panic before the vicar visits.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
“Betty! Satan’s done a whoopsie in the village!”
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Spencer Oooo
Alt: Frank Spencer shitting the Devil out.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I think you’re confused, Hairy Vulva was J K Rowling’s character.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I don’t believe it.
Victor and Margaret Meldrew.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I miss the Cardiff Internet Movie Database.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Benedict Cumberbatch: Something Fair & Reasonable SNL
ALT: Benedict Cumberbatch: Something Fair & Reasonable SNL
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It also depends on who is teaching the message. youtu.be/oOr_Imc7A7s?...
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Youngsters Learn to Swim - Rolf Harris(1973)
YouTube video by Wallyfatcat
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Christmas was the worst. Shut in a room with a family of smokers for several days, all the windows closed and 4 bars on the fire. Never smoked in my life but my lungs must have been like a couple of kippers by the time I left home.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
@revorg.bsky.social
Rev_org with a refresher.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Pain Punishment
ALT: Pain Punishment
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I clearly remember a dog eared monochrome photocopy of that picture doing the rounds at school at the time. It had been altered so Lady Di was topless and Charlie was gripping one of her knockers. The style was reminiscent of the way the Soviets edited non-persons out of their photos in the 30’s.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Bear Grylls: Look At The Size Of That One! (You Vs. Wild)
ALT: Bear Grylls: Look At The Size Of That One! (You Vs. Wild)
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
There were all those dancing kids at half time, surely that piqued his interest.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
>KCHHHHHCT!<
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Mad Max Fury Road: Tom Hardy 'That's Bait' Meme
ALT: Mad Max Fury Road: Tom Hardy 'That's Bait' Meme
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This implies that there is a children’s dosage for MDMA.
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Cute Kid Doing Zumba Dance on Bed
Alt: Happy dancing child
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You should probably check how these guys are dying, just in case.
Terminator (1984)
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
LEGHORNEY!
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
HENRAPTURED!
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