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Cheeley

@cheeley.bsky.social
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“We’re pushed for time, can you sum it up in a word?” “No.” “A sound?” “WoooOOOAArrr.” “Spartacus, thank you.”

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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“So, there's this judge sitting there in a cape like fucking Batman with this really rather far-out looking hat” “Wig” “No, man, this was more like a long white hat.”
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
>Dusts off post<
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Second breakfast? Where are you, second breakfast? Oh there you are!”
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Money can’t buy your way out of being a weapons-grade bellend apparently.
Elon in his 90’s Gollum incarnation.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I don’t believe it.
Victor and Margaret Meldrew.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
@revorg.bsky.social
Rev_org with a refresher.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You should probably check how these guys are dying, just in case.
Terminator (1984)
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Phil? NO PHIL.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
♫ PISSPANTS, FISTING GIMPS, ALBUQUERQUE ♫
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Unhinges his jaw and swallows them whole, I’ve heard.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Ecstasy Doggo
Extreme closeup of a very excited dog’s eye.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
You need a versatile and smooth ‘Cheese block’.
Pam’s value Cheese. New Zealand’s finest cheese product.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Don’t you remember that bloated sack of shit’s AI Pope post last year? Seems like a long time ago.
Fuck DJT.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I still miss Oilwellard.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Viz did it better
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
“What a splendid idea!”
Dr Strangelove.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Have you seen the mushrooms in the front room?
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
We’ve been in Sweden and now Estonia for a week. The novelty of the icy climate hasn’t worn off for my son. Here he presents some icicles that he insisted were documented.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
<taps sign again>
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
“My name is Mr Zteag.”
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
The glass prison from Superman.
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Cheeley @cheeley.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
<Taps sign again>
Surprising how many 'fesses boil down to "I'm apparently a right cunt, but I don't see it myself."
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