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Cheddar Nicholson

@cheddar-n.bsky.social
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37 (old, not obsolete) tired gay. 📍 Newcastle, UK. Formerly x.com/cheddar_n

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Stranger Things that more fucking endings than the Return of the King. What a fucking waste of time.
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
We all know Rumours is flawless (the greatest album ever made, in fact) but we’d all have sacrificed the likes of Oh Daddy and Never Going Back Again for Silver Springs. One of the greatest injustices in all of music.
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Currently being crushed (and licked) to death.
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
🤭😂
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Got REALLY annoyed with the long hair so I shaved it all off.
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
We’re back to that standing looking out the window with a cup of tea weather.
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I dunno, this seems real low. I spend 90% of my time on the app blocking people.
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
It’s so hot that my iPhone simply will not work when I’m outside
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Being masc again. Built a drywall.
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Drank my first ever Monster. My thoughts: 1. Pleasantly surprised by the taste. Expected it to taste as foul as Red Bull. 2. It has done absolutely nothing for me. Will have to stick with coffee.
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Wow. Not even Aaron Taylor-Johnson can make a Geordie accent attractive. 😭
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I could never be depressed with those tiddies 🫦. Every time I felt sad I’d just give them a squeeze.
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Ew. 😂
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Grindr profile pic verses when they rock up at your door 🤢😂
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Tbf I’m keeping it tied up most the time. I kinda wanna look like a really shit version of Lee Pace in the new season of Foundation.
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Okay, I admit I probably need a haircut at this point.
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Ain’t no way Carl Cashman posted that on his story. Always knew it was FAT 🫦
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Worst part of wearing shorts is feeling the piss splashing all over your legs at the urinal 🤢😂
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Just discovered my mum stores her mugs and glassware upside down and don’t think I can recover from this. First class psychotic behaviour. Ain’t no way I’m related.
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Had 10/10 sex (literally not a single note) with THE most perfect man… so naturally, he lives 100s of miles away 😩😡
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
How dare you disrespect Newcastle like that. 😡😂
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Happy birthday to you and those tiddies 😘🥳
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
You’re right, none of them are perfect. I think the key is just to not get too hung up on all the numbers.
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Yes, but objectively track it if you do leg press at the start of your workout one week but at the end of it the next week. Thats where to total load of the workout would be a better indicator of your progress.
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
That’s not a fair comparison. You wouldn’t swap out a less press for a lat raise. You’d swap it for something like a squat or deadlift. They would like have compatible loads.
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
But even then, you’ll be frequently changing order, exercises, and rep ranges so you wouldn’t really being comparing like for like. Total load would give you a consistent measurement for each muscle group.
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I suppose the key metric really is total load of the workout though. Individual exercises may go up or down depending on which order you do them and how fatigued you are.
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Although, only for double arm exercises like a bench press. For single arm exercises use the weight in a single arm and double the reps.
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I mean, this is surely obvious, right?
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I need a boy with big muscles just lie on top of me with all his weight.
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
You can tell it’s got a strong grip 🫦😮‍💨
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Wait, why don’t gifs play? 😩
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Craving some Revels. Need that chocolatey tapas.
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Mr Brightside. Pompeii. Wonder wall.
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
👀😈
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Wait. With all this cooking you do, and that fat 🍑, how are you single? What are the flaws?
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
All this fuss to catch a glimpse of a fucking silver vase. What a bunch of fucking nonces.
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
It’s #FCF and I’m in the office, so can’t marvel at all the fat 🍆! 😡😡
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
👅👅👅
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
They’ve made me wear a shirt and tie and it’s SO fucking hot. End me.
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Did I miss the weekly nudes? 😢
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Why do I keep coming into the office on a Friday when all they do is ring the tower bells for the entire afternoon? 😡
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Your weekly drunken posts are my favourites.
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Need 🥵
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Nah, this is 🚩 behaviour. Like, if they wanna ask you out they should just ask. Who asks permission… and who asks it anonymously. Stalker vibes.
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
The tiddies dreams are made of.
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
That is a feast 🥵
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Literally the entire internet knows.
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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
😬🙊 I don’t think I can say. 😂
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