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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Stranger Things that more fucking endings than the Return of the King. What a fucking waste of time.

Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

We all know Rumours is flawless (the greatest album ever made, in fact) but we’d all have sacrificed the likes of Oh Daddy and Never Going Back Again for Silver Springs. One of the greatest injustices in all of music.

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Currently being crushed (and licked) to death.

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Got REALLY annoyed with the long hair so I shaved it all off.

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

We’re back to that standing looking out the window with a cup of tea weather.

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

I dunno, this seems real low. I spend 90% of my time on the app blocking people.

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

It’s so hot that my iPhone simply will not work when I’m outside

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Being masc again. Built a drywall.

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Drank my first ever Monster. My thoughts: 1. Pleasantly surprised by the taste. Expected it to taste as foul as Red Bull. 2. It has done absolutely nothing for me. Will have to stick with coffee.

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Wow. Not even Aaron Taylor-Johnson can make a Geordie accent attractive. 😭

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Grindr profile pic verses when they rock up at your door 🤢😂

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Okay, I admit I probably need a haircut at this point.

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Ain’t no way Carl Cashman posted that on his story. Always knew it was FAT 🫦

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Worst part of wearing shorts is feeling the piss splashing all over your legs at the urinal 🤢😂

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Just discovered my mum stores her mugs and glassware upside down and don’t think I can recover from this. First class psychotic behaviour. Ain’t no way I’m related.

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Had 10/10 sex (literally not a single note) with THE most perfect man… so naturally, he lives 100s of miles away 😩😡

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

I need a boy with big muscles just lie on top of me with all his weight.

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Craving some Revels. Need that chocolatey tapas.

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

All this fuss to catch a glimpse of a fucking silver vase. What a bunch of fucking nonces.

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

It’s #FCF and I’m in the office, so can’t marvel at all the fat 🍆! 😡😡

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

They’ve made me wear a shirt and tie and it’s SO fucking hot. End me.

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Why do I keep coming into the office on a Friday when all they do is ring the tower bells for the entire afternoon? 😡

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

There needs to be a version Grindr for when you can’t be bothered to fuck but need a boy to hold.

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

How long can a person survive on Lemsip, Strepsils, and caffeine pills alone?

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Rewatching Ghost reminds me that watching Tony Goldwyn smash through a wall in the opening scene was definitely one of my first memories of liking men. All those muscles 🫦

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Why do I feel hungover when I haven’t had a sip in forever?

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

It might finally be time for a trim. I don’t think the boys are liking the long hair.

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Dentistry is such a scam. Why have I just paid all that money for someone to look in my mouth for a couple of minutes and tell me my teeth are in perfect health?

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

I banning guests from my house. Whenever my sister’s kids come over something gets broken and today my mum brought her dog which proceeded to do a watery shit on my wool rug, stand in it, then jump on my bed with shitty paws and run around on the bedroom carpet. No, thank you.

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Hit a new milestone of old age… just had to trim a white nostril hair 😩😭

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Imagine is such a fucking stupid song because it opens with “Imagine there’s no heaven”. John, mate, we don’t need to imagine.

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Should my chest be making a fucking tapping sound?! 😱

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

You know the law has gone too far when you can’t get a cutlery set delivered because it contains a restricted item. Whoever got stabbed to death with a dinner knife? You’d cause more damage with the packaging.

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Would love to be put into a medically induced coma for a couple of weeks. You know, just for a little reset.

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

UPS has lost my new MacBook 😢😡

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Some people really need to seek help. I can’t understand how a couple of Insta story likes is so threatening to a relationship 🤣🙄

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

I’ve done more work today than I did in all of December. That might sound impressive, unless you witnessed just how little I actually did in December.

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

I’ve been back at work for 11 minutes and I’m already scrolling Indeed 😩🙄

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

All those January problems from December are gonna be waiting for me tomorrow 😩. I think we’re gonna make them next week problems.

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Its true. Black really don’t crack.

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

My Oura ring decided to stop charging for two days. A few minutes with their chat bot and I’ve got a new one on the way… which is weird given it’s 3 years old, so well out of warranty. Also, it suddenly decided to start charging again out of nowhere.

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Not nine-fingered Alex coming out as an Alex on his socials.

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

How’s my Christmas Eve going? Well, I didn’t expect to be spending it fixing a wall that almost fell on my head.

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

It’s bonkers that we out grow our belief in Santa Claus as a kid, but so many people still haven’t outgrown their belief in a god.

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

I’d like to report a crime. Not only were these cornices covered in decades of paint. Some moron also plastered over them to hide all the detail. Life in prison.

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

No way Grindr is outing people creeping on your profile 😭😭😭 why would they do that?!

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

I ate a full Christmas Pudding with a full tub of brandy sauce. Now my stomach hurts and there is absolutely no correlation between the two.

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Ever think someone is hot but then they don’t smell right. Like, not bad, just not right.

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Cheddar Nicholson @cheddar-n.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

It’s #FCF and the last working day of the year. What a glorious time to be alive.

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