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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
RIP to one of the greatest. Based on this anecdote alone I think she would have made a great live audio engineer as well (though that's definitely a step or two down from the apollo program!)
She also proposed a software fix to prevent the error happening during a real mission, but she was overruled on the grounds that the highly trained astronauts were never going to make that same mistake. Yet during the Apollo 8 mission in 1968, that’s exactly what happened: Jim Lovell inadvertently launched P01 during the flight, causing the on-flight navigational data to vanish. Hamilton and her team were called in to solve the error, and after that her proposed changes were integrated into the program. This was an early example of “defensive” programming, the practice of building software that could anticipate or fix errors on its own.
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One of my all time top 5
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
An illustration of two women casually lounging on the floor with cups coffee in a 

"The GOP isn't a political party?"

"No, they are pedocons. Pedocons are a menace that seek to molest kids. This is what the GOP is, kids are who they molest"
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Checks out
This chud is blocked by ten of the coolest people I follow
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
See these replies? This is damage. Bad posts are damaging. You are undermining constituents’ faith in your committee work by posting things starting with “Breaking” and following up with a one sentence post with no links, no graphics, no video, and no real information beyond what’s already public.
Clowbog Beborp @clowbogbeborp.... • 3m
Joined Sep '23
And what are you planning on doing with
said testimony? Or is this just theater?
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It's Claire @internetblue1.bsky.social • 9m
((o))
Made over 50 replies yesterday
→ Joined Jan '26
For what?
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8647, family and... @botime....
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
An ad for tacos that says “Taco time!” But because the font is terrible it looks like it says “Jaco Jime!”Jaco Pastorius
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You sure about that?

: an authoritative command
especially : a formal order from a superior court or official to an inferior one
a state mandate to build more housing
The letter did not state for how long the mandate would be in place.
—Mary Kekatos
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: an authorization to act given to a representative
The president-elect believed that his victory represented a mandate from the people for his programs.
—Jim Mason
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in world history
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: an order or commission granted by the League of Nations to a member nation for the establishment of a responsible government over a former German colony or other conquered territory
b
: a mandated territory
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is what a Mandate looks like in US electoral politics under our current system.
The FDR-Hoover Electoral College map with only  Pennsylvania, Delaware, Connecticut, Maine, Vermont, and Massachusetts voting for Hoover
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You can't convince me this is not intentional
A bunch of Imperial goons in formal uniforms from Star Wars
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The headline and subhead don't care, the intended effect seems to have worked because these people who may or may not have read the article have all used it as a springboard to treat the idea as something more realistic than absurd and unhinged
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
With each passing day he increasingly resembles the original Emperor from The Empire Strikes Back before they recast for Return of the Jedi
The original Emperor from Empire Strikes Back played by Marjorie Eaton in makeup seen through a blue hologram with Darth Vader's uh cubicle behind it
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My bot TL is getting pretty well synced up now

The Royal Tenenbaums @theroyalt... • 15m
I know it's not, Royal.
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbuste... • 15m
This Mr. Stay-Puft isn't so bad.
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Maybe I missed something but my recollection was that AIPAC’s IL candidates all lost and their 13+ mil spend in IL-9 led their preferred candidate to come in a distant 3rd.
Kat A: AIPAC may have bought our election in Illinois, but we're not going to let that happen in Michigan.
5 days left to make them panic.
Vote for Abdul on or before August 4th.
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Just like you chose to be blocked by more than twice the number of people blocking you. Oh well, call me #3,004 I guess
The stats on this person's speedrun to be ignored
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It's not accurate which is the whole beef. It undermines your objective when you flatten out and obscure the facts and turn around and accuse those who seek cleaner detail of doing what you are doing, which is bending the truth to fit your preferred rhetorical narrative. Here's a better list:
A more accurate list who who funded ICE in a given year
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Lists like that drive me up a wall because they ignore and D opposition to ICE when Trump wasn't president and lack any context vis a vis the balance of power in a given year. Like I get that the person needs to be reductive to make their point but flattening out nuance eventually makes it false.
Balance Of Power Between Congress and The Presidency
Year	Pres.	Cong.	Senate
100	House
435
2023	D	118th	D:48, I:2	R – 218[10]
2021 – Biden	D	117th	D:48, I:2	D – 222[9]
2019	R	116th	R – 53	D – 235
2017 – Trump	R	115th	R – 51	R – 238[8]
2015	D	114th	R – 54	R – 247[7]
2013 – Obama	D	113th	D – 52	R – 232[6]
2011	D	112th	D – 56	R – 241
2009 – Obama	D	111th	D – 57	D – 256[5]
2007	R	110th	D – 49	D – 233[4]
2005 – Bush	R	109th	R – 55	R – 232
2003	R	108th	R – 51	R – 229
2001 – Bush	R	107th	R-50	R – 221[3]
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
You can get a better idea of the loose Florida weave concept I am playing with this year in the background of this video I took today of one of my eggplants. I’m growing peppers and eggplants “in front” of the tomatoes from the morning sun’s POV. Both are fully in the shade by 3 pm.
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This year all my tomatoes hide under a tunnel of their own branches. Florida weave + sculptural training is yielding interesting results. I might need to move to a small market garden farm because it’s pretty clear gardening is my happy place.
Green beefsteak and slicer tomatoes hanging from vines that have been trained with a loom of twine to create a canopy which  shields them from birds and hailstones.
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Nonzero chance Graham was "heart attacked" for his position on Russia, but it's more likely that his alcoholism caught up with him, 61-71 was a very unkind decade for the man's face.
Lindsey Graham looking like a normal 61 year oldLindsey Graham looking like an 81 year old 71 year old.
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
face I’m submitting for my bluesky verification
The grille of a Shure Beta 181
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The painting "Lenin in the Tretyakov Gallery". He's wearing a suit, looking at a painting in the art gallery. The painting has been replaced by Alf
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"P-Hustle?"
Jim Downey Meme
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social Study after Velázquez's Portrait of Pope Innocent X by Bacon 1953
As with many of Bacon's popes, the painting is dominated by purple vestments. Bacon's palette changed in 1953, and his paintings became darker. The earlier blues were replaced by velvet purples, and his overall tone became more nocturnal. The soft-focus and filled-in backgrounds disappeared, replaced by flat dark spaces, which in some cases were merely the untreated blank canvas.[9] The pleated curtains of the backdrop are rendered transparent and appear to fall through and encircle the Pope's screaming face.[10]

Although his earlier works were dominated by harsh orange pigments,[11] they were hardly cheerful; it has been suggested a reason his palette became darker is that he was scarred by the ending of his tumultuous and sometimes violent relationship with Peter Lacy, whom he later described as the love of his life.[12] This partly explains why Bacon began to focus on representations of father figures such as popes - Lacy was a much older and accomplished man and had been the dominant partner.[12]

The man is identifiable as a pope from his clothing.[13] He seems trapped and isolated within the outlines of an abstract three-dimensional glass cage. The framing device, described by Sylvester as a "space-frame", features heavily throughout Bacon's later career.[14]
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Shot/Chaser
SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES
No. 25-365
DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, ET AL., PETITIONERS v. BARBARA, ET AL.
ON WRIT OF CERTIORARI BEFORE JUDGMENT TO THE UNITED STATES COURT OF APPEALS FOR THE FIRST CIRCUIT
[June 30, 2026]
JUSTICE ALITO, dissenting.
This is one of the most important decisions in the history
of the Court, and
2 my judgment, the Court has made a
serious mistake. As interpreted by the Court today, the Fourteenth Amendment confers citizenship on virtually everyone who happens to be born in this countryFourteenth Amendment

Section 1
All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Ah, I see.
Elite Grifters
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I think OP is reacting to the text in the inclosed screencap because that's where the claim is made that AGS is a Catholic Hospital
screencap of a post: Harmonie Perrone health and life was devastated by a Catholic hospital in Illinois that refused to treat her for an ectopic pregnancy, resulting in infertility and a real risk of death. Illinois is a pro-choice state but Catholic facilities can enforce shadow bans.
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Another wild iris bloomed this evening. We’ve had them three years and this is the first year we’re getting blooms. I am going to be insufferable when the cone flowers and rose mallows blossom, this is the first year the pollinator garden is showing off what it can do for people and not just bugs.
A purple wild iris blooming. Four lavender petals with a splash of yellow at the base. Sharp green leaves catch the sun from behind.
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Reciepts: www.chicagotribune.com/2025/05/16/c... www.chicagotribune.com/2025/10/02/e... www.chicagotribune.com/2026/02/06/e... www.chicagotribune.com/2026/01/26/l... www.chicagotribune.com/2025/06/12/p... www.chicagotribune.com/2025/10/07/e...
Christ Jones posting on Facebook: Proud to be part of the Chicago Tribune team that won the local reporting Pulitzer Prize today and was a finalist in the Public Service category.  Not easy to be a journalist these days and this is just the best news for our newsroom.
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I'm sorry I couldn't stop myself
Sleeping Trump's face superimposed on a renaissance portrait of Jesus on the cross
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Quite the juxtaposition
Pope Leo: the World is being ravaged by tyrants yet it is held together by a multitude of supportive brothers and sisters.

Hegseth: being a deranged tyrant
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
You mean to tell me this guy relaxed tanning bed regulations? Really? Never would have guessed looking at his leathery visage.
RFK Jr looking like a yam
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Nora Dunn’s title card from her first season of SNL.
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
My eldest was given the lore and this morning demanded that we set up a Leprechaun trap to catch him and steal his gold
A rudimentary box trap. The box is propped open with a paintbrush on a sock. The bait is candy. When he pulls the string tied to the paintbrush the diaper box will fall on the "Leprechaun" and "trap" him.
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Alt text
TRUMP mentioned something to the effect of, "Let me teach you how little girls are supposed to be." TRUMP unzipped his pants and put head, "down to his penis". "bit the shit out of it." TRUMP struck and said words to the effect of, "get this little bitch the hell out of here."
advised she bit TRUMP's penis because he disgusted her.
"He had
money, it reeked off of him." At that point, people reentered the room no further information provided). I recalled a blond beautiful woman
approaching her at some point that day after her interaction with TRUMP.
The woman said, "let me give you a tip little girl about your breasts, wear a bra every night." Those words have stayed with her throughout the years.
got the feeling the relationship between EPSTEIN and TRUMP included a
certain amount of jealousy. She thought TRUMP appeared jealous of EPSTEIN, but at some point, they ended up on level playing fields. TRUMP and EPSTEIN sometimes used the terms "fresh meat", "untainted" and "not jaded" while referring to girls. At the time she heard it,did not understand the
term "not jaded". She subsequently looked up the word "jaded".
stated she had two additional interactions with TRUMP, but she asked that the interview move on to a different subject for the time being. discussed an additional interaction with EPSTEIN and his associates
wherein EPSTEIN and the "group" brought acid (identities of additional individuals not provided). EPSTEIN asked if she knew anything about acid; she replied that she did not. He asked her to try it first, then tell her friends where the party was going to be. EPSTEIN gave some of the acid to give to her friends. She did not recall hearing about acid on the Island before EPSTEIN introduced it, but she recalled that after he did, acid "swept the Island."
Reflecting onthe interactions she had with EPSTEIN up to that point,advised that while she continued to be sexually abused by him, she began to feel like EPSTEIN trusted her.
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Here's a thing folks outside IL/IL9 need to understand about this campaign: IL9 spans 3 counties. Cook, Lake, and McHenry. One of these events is in Lake, none are in McHenry. The rest are in Cook. IL9 stretches as far west as Crystal Lake, >1 hour drive from Rogers Park. 1/2

WEEKLY KAT FOR ILLINOIS SCHEDULE
MONDAY 3/2:
Evanston – Poll Greeter Training, 9 AM / 12:30 PM / 5 PM, Robert Crown CC;
Rogers Park – Poll Greeter Training, 9 AM / 12:30 PM / 5 PM, Willye B. White Park;
Edgewater – Poll Greeter Training, 9 AM / 12:30 PM / 5 PM, Broadway Armory;
Remote – Phonebank, 6–8 PM;

TUESDAY 3/3:
Lincolnwood – Canvass Launch, 11:30 AM–2:30 PM, M. Lester Flowers Park;
Morton Grove – Canvass Launch, 1–4 PM, Point Park;
Rogers Park – Cleanup, 4–5 PM, Campaign HQ;
Rogers Park/Remote – Phonebank Bingo, 4–6 PM, Campaign HQ or Remote;
Remote – Phonebank, 6–8 PM.

WEDNESDAY 3/4:
Evanston – Canvass Launch, 12–3 PM, Bent Park;
Skokie – Canvass Launch, 1–4 PM, Schack Park;
Rogers Park – Canvass Launch, 1–4 PM, Campaign HQ;
Rogers Park/Remote – Phonebank Bingo, 4–6 PM, Campaign HQ or Remote;
Remote – Phonebank, 6–8 PM.

THURSDAY 3/5:
Andersonville – Canvass Launch, 1–4 PM, Salmon Chase Park;
Niles – Canvass Launch, 1–4 PM, Playtime Park;
Wauconda – Canvass Launch, 11 AM–2 PM, Memorial Park;
Rogers Park/Remote – Phonebank Bingo, 4–6 PM, Campaign HQ or Remote;
Remote – Phonebank, 6–8 PM;
Evanston – Comedy Show, 9:30 PM, The Prattic (2018 Pratt Ct).

FRIDAY 3/6:
Evanston – Canvass Launch, 1–4 PM, Bent Park;
West Ridge – Canvass Launch, 1–4 PM, Emmerson Park;
Edgewater – Canvass Launch, 1–4 PM, Mellin Park;
Rogers Park/Remote – Phonebank Bingo, 4–6 PM, Campaign HQ or Remote;
Evanston – Debate, 6–7:30 PM, ETHS;
Evanston – Northwestern Concert, 8 PM, Double Clutch Brewing.

SATURDAY 3/7:
Park Ridge – Day of Action, 10 AM–1 PM / 1–4 PM / 4–6 PM, Jonquil Terrace Park;
Evanston – Canvass Launches, 10 AM–1 PM / 1–4 PM / 4–6 PM, Dr. Jorge & Luz Maria Prieto CC;
Argyle – Canvass Launches, 10 AM–1 PM / 1–4 PM / 4–6 PM, Carmen Park;
Remote – Phonebank, 2–4 PM / 4–6 PM.

We have so many events planned that we’ve run out of characters in the alt text! For more information on what we have scheduled, visit https://katforillinois.com/events.
ALT
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
FFS you can even see the AI slop mangled signature that's an amalgam of the signatures of all the artists that were ripped off to generate this image for you. Don't you boomers have anything better to do? Or are you too busy confirming Cheetoh Mussolini's judicial nominees instead of opposing them?
AI slop signature
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This is not the first time you have posted this roboplagiarism. It's not as funny as you want it to be and it just reminds your constituents of how disengaged you are with the material reality of what we are up against. Stop posting AI slop and start using this platform to organize and inform.
AI SlopAI SlopAI SlopAI Slop
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
@proptermalone.bsky.social 's chrome extension displaying who you follow that blocks a person and who that blocked person blocks among the people you follow is again demonstrating how priceless it is bsky.app/profile/prop...
Blocked by 12 people you follow and blocking 6 people you follow.
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
He probably didn't wear his compression socks because he wanted to look se-
Batman slapping Robin midsentence
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Angry goose meme:
Where the the Belgians get the Chocolate, Harry? Where did the Belgians get the Chocolate, David?!
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Added the water and the butter and kneaded each bowl until it passed the windowpane test. Now for the first proof while we go out to xmas eve dinner and I’ll do the lamination before the second proof overnight.
Two covered mixing bowls proof atop a hot water radiator underneath some knit holiday stockings along a staircase.
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Waiting for the butter to soften so I’m setting these aside. Once the butter is soft enough I’ll toss 250g of water in each bowl to start the yeast and then mix them with the dough hook until they pass the window pane test then its on to the first prove and time to make the butter block.
Two mixing bowls both filled with the dry ingredients for my croissants. Each have 500g flour, 50g sugar, 10g salt and 12g dry yeast
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
At last I found what I was looking for in the Epstein files:
Redacted
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Woody Allen the celebrated filmmaker?!
Jim Downy on Conan’s podcast, the birthplace of this meme
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
So, Star Wars fans: When are we going to talk about the fact that the Darksaber is a vacuum cleaner attachment?
A reference image of the Darksaber. Made of black composite, with a "blade guard" that looks suspiciously similar to an accessory attachment latch.A vacuum cleaner attachment, older than the settled upon design of the Darksaber, which looks suspiciously like the dark saber
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
"Post about Roger Clemens and the Hall of Fame, that'll get all the veterans to pipe down about Hegseth"
A sleepy Jabba the Hutt is being whispered to by his scheming Twi'lek vizier, Bib Fortuna
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
"If you pardon Cuellar he'll flip to the GOP"
A sleepy Jabba the Hutt is being whispered to by his scheming Twi'lek vizier, Bib Fortuna
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
A screenshot of the full text of the constitution. In the upper right corner there is a text search query for "culture" with 0/0 results because the phrase "culture" appears nowhere in the constitution.
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Mike Check @check1check2.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
No! NO!!
A photo of a lectern in a hall next to a handful of collapsible easels. Above them is a small printed sign that reads “Podiums”

Nothing beneath the sign is, in fact, a podium
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