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Chicago-Style Pizzaz

@chaustin.bsky.social
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Don't confuse me for a Democrat. “If we win here we will win everywhere. The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it.” ― Ernest Hemingway

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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My wife thinks they're too loud. When it's just a test, they're distracting. When it's not a test, I go running outside to take a lil peek.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bring me back to this
College students sitting in a common area playing Halo 2 on four different TVs using two Xboxes.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Here's to 79 more! And then another 79. And another. The immortal being we know as Stephen King will walk this world forever, giving us spooky stories and standing up against fascism.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
OBVIOUSLY the solution is to stop building bike infrastructure. This car clearly crashed because of a protected bike lane because of reasons.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
True, but if ever there was an elder worthy of abuse....
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The President of the United States is a Russian asset and nothing is being done about it.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Regardless of whether or not he is dead, he is clearly unfit to serve and the people in his district are being lied to.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I actually think "Lady used loosely" is a good title for her.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
News Flash: The Democratic Party is not going to save us from MAGA fascism. They are complacent. They are so focused on "getting along" that they will refuse to demand accountability until their dying breath.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
One of a handful of movies that I will watch until the end any time it's on. Zero notes. The TV show is also pretty amazing, albeit more flawed than the movie.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I read a great article that discussed this in more detail (I wish I could remember where). The author talked about how part of white privilege is being able to exist as an individual while non-white groups are always lumped together and held accountable for the entire group.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If I don't hit a blunt that looks like that this weekend, it will be a tragedy.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The air is poison, vegetables will give you explosive shits, preventable diseases are making a comeback, federal agents are murdering innocent people, the president is a rapist and a felon, we don't know if a sitting senator is alive or not, we're at war with Iran. And I still have to go to work?
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Doesn't the FAA prohibit flying lower than 1,000 feet above people? I'm not great at math, but this looks much lower than 1,000 ft.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"Apes don't read philosophy!" "Yes, they do, Otto. They just don't understand it."
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is the type of question that gets islands called "Widow's Bay"
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Happy birthday to Johnny!!
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Attacking trans women in sports isn't about protecting women's sports. It's about hating women. Full stop.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
There is absolutely NO sunlight between being a TERF and the Patriarchy. TERFs are as bad, if not worse, than misogynistic chauvinists.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
New Yorkers should be working overtime today to make security a logistical nightmare. Enormous wall of humanity surrounding MSG.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
How hilarious would it be if we started planning a MASSIVE America 253 Years celebration with actual A-Listers performing and replacing the UFC fight with a Ru Paul hosted Drag Show?
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Nooooo! Just goes to show, if you shine too brightly in the NFL, they will curse you with a Madden cover. It was nice while it lasted.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Can we panic just a little bit anyway?
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
As a shiny dome myself, we do not claim him!
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Meanwhile, Jim Gardiner is comparing himself to Malcolm X for the ethics investigation...
Facebook post from Alderman Jim Gardiner with the text "Happy 101st Birthday to #MalcolmX whose words ring as true today as they did in the 1960s" with an image of Malcolm X and the quote "If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed and loving the people who are doing the oppressing."
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Another year under this administration and we might just have to resort to that.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
What the Republicans are doing to this country is devastating. The near complete lack of a response from the Democrats is unbearable. Stop with the self-aggrandizing social media posts and DO SOMETHING.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"That's not who I am" "I would never do that" "I'm sorry that happened to you" This isn't actual remorse. This is fear of the consequences of their actions.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Why the hell not. Fuck James Comey, but Fuck this fake administration even harder. 8647
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Yeah, there is one gratuitous nudity scene early on but, if I remember correctly, this was more of a studio demand than anything else. This is a great slasher. (The sequel....not as much).
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Advertisement.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Everyone is interchangeable when nobody is qualified.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
They love their myth of American Exceptionalism, but always demand that we do things exactly like other countries when they want to be raging assholes.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Well, no. We're still a Democracy. That doesn't mean we're doing it well, but we do continue to elect our representatives.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Absolutely astonishing how the "100% real" parts and the "it's a metaphor" parts align perfectly with each individual's personal politics.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
What an ineffectual twit.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The same thing that happened to Mussolini. The same thing that should happen to every Fascist.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Congresswoman, we need more than this. We need more than press conferences and social media posts. We need more than day-to-day legislative actions. The Democrats don't even seem like they want to win the mid-terms unless they can do so with the same spineless cowards already letting us down.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Taking my wife out for a fancy birthday dinner tonight. Don't tell her, but I think I'm going to spring for one piece of chicken, TWO pieces of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and something else.😏
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
If shooting somebody is an acceptable response to them not following the law, we would be able to clean out this whole administration in about a day.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I think you're giving the Democrats too much credit. They're asleep at the wheel and we're all worse off because of it.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The Venn Diagram of people who think that Ashli Babbitt was murdered in cold blood, but that Renee Nicole Good "deserved it" for not following DHS commands is a circle.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Holiday fun? Check. Good courtroom drama? Check. Santa applying the necessary amount of violence to somebody who deserves it? Check.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
More or less exactly.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I pronounce it with approximately 40 "O"s in the first name and 2-4 in the last name.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I felt sorry for some of them the first time around. Not this time. Not even remotely.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I'm not surprised that stupid people support Trump. I am a little bit surprised with how often the Trump admin tells them they are stupid directly to their faces and they dance and cheer for it.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Forget feeling guilty. I will be dancing in the streets.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Stunning that all of the "antisemetic" folks I interact with are outraged about the Bondi Beach mass shooting. It's almost like their criticism of Isreal's genocidal actions was never about hating Jewish people...
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
He seems shitfaced
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