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Chicago-Style Pizzaz

@chaustin.bsky.social
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Don't confuse me for a Democrat. “If we win here we will win everywhere. The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it.” ― Ernest Hemingway

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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bring me back to this
College students sitting in a common area playing Halo 2 on four different TVs using two Xboxes.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The President of the United States is a Russian asset and nothing is being done about it.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
News Flash: The Democratic Party is not going to save us from MAGA fascism. They are complacent. They are so focused on "getting along" that they will refuse to demand accountability until their dying breath.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The air is poison, vegetables will give you explosive shits, preventable diseases are making a comeback, federal agents are murdering innocent people, the president is a rapist and a felon, we don't know if a sitting senator is alive or not, we're at war with Iran. And I still have to go to work?
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
How hilarious would it be if we started planning a MASSIVE America 253 Years celebration with actual A-Listers performing and replacing the UFC fight with a Ru Paul hosted Drag Show?
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Why the hell not. Fuck James Comey, but Fuck this fake administration even harder. 8647
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Taking my wife out for a fancy birthday dinner tonight. Don't tell her, but I think I'm going to spring for one piece of chicken, TWO pieces of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and something else.😏
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
If shooting somebody is an acceptable response to them not following the law, we would be able to clean out this whole administration in about a day.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The Venn Diagram of people who think that Ashli Babbitt was murdered in cold blood, but that Renee Nicole Good "deserved it" for not following DHS commands is a circle.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Stunning that all of the "antisemetic" folks I interact with are outraged about the Bondi Beach mass shooting. It's almost like their criticism of Isreal's genocidal actions was never about hating Jewish people...
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
"Tonight, I will NOT close down the live music bar so I can have a good and normal day tomorrow" - Me, continuing to order vodka sodas cuz it's not *that* late yet.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
A few pics from #NoKings Chicago.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
OK, I'll say it. Virtually all violence is political violence. Anyone who can't or won't admit that is not qualified to be a leader.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Watching Republicans on Capitol Hill pretend to be outraged by what they call violent political rhetoric is sickening. What a goddamned clown show.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Watching an alcoholic Fox News host who failed upwards to being the SecDef under this regime drone on about the importance of "merit" was nauseating.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I'm married!
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
The "Free Speech Absolutists" and the "We need guns to overthrow an authoritarian government" were never anything except cheap excuses to protect white supremacy and fascism.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Conservatives are so appalled with political violence after the death of Charlie Kirk that they've started making terroristic threats against HBCUs.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The weirdest thing about the murder of Charlie Kirk is WHERE ARE THE FUCKING EPSTEIN FILES?
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Sending Charlie Kirk, his friends, family, and supporters all the well-wishes that they would send somebody they deemed "less than" because of their race, sexual orientation, gender expression, nationality, or religion. T&P
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Playing the world's smallest violin. MAGA influencers earn their money and reputations by advocating for institutionalized violence against their rivals. It shouldn't surprise anyone when individualized violence against them is the end result.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Working with @indivisiblels.bsky.social and @indivisiblechicago.bsky.social to tell Donald Trump #HandsOff Chicago.
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 06/09/2025
In June, you made No Kings Day one of the biggest protests in US history. October 18 is going to be even bigger. Join us: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i...
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Kinda fucked up that, in 2025, breaking 3 of my ribs isn't even in the top 10 worst things that have happened this year...
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
A 34X convicted felon says he's going to end crime in Washington DC. What a time to be alive.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 06/08/2025
Article 1, Section 9 & 10 have been removed from the official Govt website on the US Constitution. Among numerous points: •Section 9 forbids suspending The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus •Section 10 forbids ex post facto laws This better be a joke. Ignoring these is full blow dictatorship
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Death tells Hulk Hogan it's time to go. Hulk Hogan asks Was I a good brother, brother? Death says no. Death says Jesus Christ dude not even close. fuck
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
If your "Leftist" ideology has you siding with MTG and attacking AOC, maybe it's time to check to make sure your compass isn't broken...
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
At any other time in human history, he'd be hanging from a pole a la Mussolini by now.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Super glad that Jeffries has taken some time out of his busy "alienating progressive voters" marathon to give a too little, too late speech.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I'm old enough to remember when "far-right" conservatives were mad enough to threaten civil war over a "FEMA funds to build concentration camps" conspiracy theory. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FEMA_ca...
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FEMA camps conspiracy theory - Wikipedia
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Where oh where can Chicago find costs to cut?
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
So the government can simply trample the rights of the People and citizens will be required to challenge those abuses in court on a case-by-case basis if they want it to stop? Coolcoolcoolcoolcool.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Anyone else have the sneaking suspicion that the recent "We're not a democracy, we're a republic!" nonsense is the result of the MAGA base's inability to read past the first three letters of those words?
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driftglass @driftglass.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Memories...
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Me at my most narcissistic is pouring over protest pictures and playing "Where's Waldo?" with myself. In all seriousness, though, this protest was massive and the energy was off the charts. #NoKings
Wide-shot picture of the 'No Kings' protest in downtown Chicago showing hundreds of protestors holding signs and walking.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Hochul, Pritzker, and Walz having been giving a master class on publicly embarrassing MAGA senators all day.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
The MAGA regime is setting the stage to violently suppress the #NoKings protests planned for this Saturday. I urge anyone attending these protests to arrive with the intention of peaceful protest, but prepared to defend themselves.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Nothing but crickets about the planned mass-surveillance program the Trump admin is creating from the 2A ghouls who screamed about how a gun registry is a violation of their rights for the past 10 years....
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Today is the last day of "Military Appreciation Month". Tomorrow is the first day of "People Who Pretend to Care About the Military Calling Pride Month Bad Because There's No Military Appreciation Month" Month. Happy Pride everyone! 🌈🌈
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Mike Fragassi @refrag.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Someone is going to have to write a "here's why Rahm sucks" piece in the national press, for the benefit of those in the national press who have no damn memories. Besides Laquan McDonald, here's an example: he is to the right of Pelosi, and his alleged acumen almost doomed the ACA.
In January 2010, Democrats lost the Massachusetts Senate seat vacated by the death of Ted Kennedy, depriving them of their crucial 60th vote to surmount a filibuster. Sensing that the party was losing the politics of the health care debate, White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel circulated a plan to pull back, passing only a children’s health care measure and moving on from the issue. At a meeting in the Oval Office, Pelosi confronted Obama. “Mr. President, I know there are some on your staff who want to take the namby-pamby approach,” she said, according to two people who were in the room. “That’s unacceptable.” Obama took Pelosi’s side, and Emanuel’s plan died.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Another day, another MAGA CPD goon with a shockingly long disciplinary record making vague and impotent threats against me. At least this one used his real (albeit, misspelled) name. I must be doing something right!
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
How did Dr. Jill Biden miss Joe's prostate cancer? The same way that Thomas Matthew Crooks missed Trump. Neither of them were trying.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Lots of MAGAs arguing against birthright citizenship because "no other country allows anyone born there citizenship". As far as I know, no other country allows nearly unlimited access to firearms, either. If we're using the rest of the world as a litmus test, we need to go way Left.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The new Pope is from the South Side of Chicago. Will White Sox fans be even more insufferable than they were in 2005? Is such a thing even possible? The world holds its breath...
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Hypothetical Question: At what point are we, as a people, morally obligated to start dragging the oligarchs out of their castles and setting them adrift in whatever vessels they can build with their own hands in, say, an hour?
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
#HandsOff Chicago!
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Chicago showing up for today's #HandsOff protest ✊️✊️✊️
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Chicago-Style Pizzaz @chaustin.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
The Trump Trade War with penguins has cost me over $3,000 in a single day. Damn right I'm mad.
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