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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Relatively successful dog walk - started badly with some enthusiastic rolling in shit, then she found a ball and had a swim (washed the shit off). Followed up by staring longingly at my pint. No beer for dogs - she’s not old enough.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bit misty out there this morning.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Took the swamp donkey for a walk/swim. She loves playing fetch with a stick in the lake - there was a duck that seemed keen on joining in the game.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hoovered the house top to bottom. Put hoover away. Dog immediately gets off the sofa, shakes and covers the entire place in fur again. Thanks for that my freeloading canine chum.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I won’t be the first or last to say this: Fuck off bono #totp
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was an office day today. Love that for a Friday. Also I thought the Christmas tree 🎄 was a superb addition to the conference room. October. Christmas tree.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Managed a field walk this evening by not doing the washing up until we got back. It’s all go here.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Feeling a bit autumnal out there this morning. Idiot dog and her friend had fun although both were eyeing the moon with suspicion for some reason.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I spent hours playing that 😀 mixing ingredients and trying not to blow up my lab or make a useless dragon!
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ask me tomorrow and it’ll be a different list in places - so many nearly made the cut. Also the newest one on there is for the ps2 😂
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some good sky action on this evening’s dog walk - including a rainbow. Oddly I didn’t actually encounter any rain. Back in plenty of time for assorted quizzing on BBC2. I’m so rock n roll.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Boot laptop, windows update doom loop, log on, connect to vpn, can’t run any of the apps I need as they’re blocked by a security policy update. Welcome to Monday.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I like German Pilsner and I like crisps - so this should be fine yes?
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bonus photos from our evening walk - hot air balloons, a Spitfire and a really #ShitWildlifePhoto of a buzzard in a tree - even by my standards it’s bad 😂
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Took the dog up to the deer park for this evening’s walk. Not the longest walk but it’s a change of scenery and some different smells for the dog.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good sky this evening. Give it a couple of weeks and it’ll be pavement walks in the evenings ☹️ I’ll have absolutely fuck all to post then 😂
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There were a couple of floating dog scarers in the sky this morning. Fortunately my dog (that is scared of most things) isn’t bothered by them unless they’re close and put the burner on. One of the other dogs was basically commando crawling for the whole walk.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Absolutely nothing to report from this evening’s dog walk other than a disagreement about the merits of rolling in fox shit. Fortunately I won.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We got out a bit earlier this evening so we managed the full walk. #ShitWildlifePhoto bonanza- geese, bat and owl (heard one last night - saw one today).
The tree line is silhouetted against the last of the daylight, there is a faint yellow glow but most of the sky is a cloudless pale blue.A terrible photo of some geese flying in a ragged attempt at a v formation. A blurry image of a bat flying low over a hedge. An owl is barely discernible in the photo, the light is fading as the sun has set. The distant treeline is visible as a dark shadow at the bottom of the image.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The dark beat us this evening so we couldn’t do our full walk as it involves a bit of walking along an unlit road. Made do with woods and fields - heard a tawny owl, we were right under it but couldn’t see it.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Black Box Recorder have got some great tunes #totp One of those bands that probably shouldn’t work but when it comes together somehow it does.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Definitely getting a bit sketchy with the light now on our evening walks. The section along the unlit country lane is the problem.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No idea what this fucker is preparing for. I haven’t asked it to do anything yet. It’s going to look a right twat if all I do is scan something to a memory card.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The sun just above the horizon still as we were out this evening. I ruined the dog’s walk by refusing to let her eat shit.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
6 Music are back on form today - love this song 😀
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wokka wokka 🚁 These have a very distinctive sound. Also they look like they have absolutely no business flying.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just grey and a bit drizzly out there this evening. Met someone with a young Labrador- still hasn’t grown into its legs yet. My dog barked at it initially but soon calmed down so that was good.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I listen to a fairly wide range of genres - a lot of what I listen to gets described as “weird” because it’s artists people haven’t heard of. The “Spotify wrapped” list at the end of the year are usually quite funny to compare with other people at work 😂
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There’s a Kanye West one of these as well 😂
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I genuinely feel sorry for you.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Good sky this evening. Managed some #ShitWildlifePhoto action as well - Kestrel and greylag geese.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bought myself a “new” game. Again, because I’m so cool I’m combining Atari ST with a fantasy board game.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Damin Toell Says Get Out
ALT: Damin Toell Says Get Out
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not whilst “Rock DJ” by Robbie Williams exists it isn’t.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sex chutney business = sperm bank
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This hurts my head. I don’t know whether to be appalled or intrigued. I like pilsner. I like crisps. But this feels wrong.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is why I’m polite to Alexa. Just in case.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Out for our dog walk a bit later this evening - just about got away with a field walk.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hammering down with rain on this morning’s dog walk, bright sunshine on this evening’s walk. The dog made sure to get a really long run up so she could inflict maximum pain on my shins as she ran past with her stick.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Not ideal.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Evening dog walk done - surprisingly warm out there. Also a really, really small attempt at a rainbow.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fuck off cliff #totp
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
And then refuses to print in black and white because it’s low on yellow ink.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That’s lethal! Too much for me 🔥
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Westshite #totp
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Chippy tea 😀
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My printer always seems both surprised and offended that I’ve asked it to print something. “Print? How dare you!”
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m rewatching Ahsoka - is it just me or does Grand Admiral Thrawn have a touch of Elon Musk about him?
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The big pile of chicken shit that we have passed on our walks for the last 6 months or so has now been spread across the fields. As a result I spent a lot of this evening’s walk telling my dog to stop eating shit. She was not entirely on board with this.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A bit grey out there this evening, a touch of drizzle in the air but nothing to bother about really. Got a #ShitWildlifePhoto of a fox. Haven’t seen one of those for a while, it just casually stood there and watched us go past.
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