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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Relatively successful dog walk - started badly with some enthusiastic rolling in shit, then she found a ball and had a swim (washed the shit off). Followed up by staring longingly at my pint. No beer for dogs - she’s not old enough.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bit misty out there this morning.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Took the swamp donkey for a walk/swim. She loves playing fetch with a stick in the lake - there was a duck that seemed keen on joining in the game.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hoovered the house top to bottom. Put hoover away. Dog immediately gets off the sofa, shakes and covers the entire place in fur again. Thanks for that my freeloading canine chum.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I won’t be the first or last to say this: Fuck off bono #totp
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was an office day today. Love that for a Friday. Also I thought the Christmas tree 🎄 was a superb addition to the conference room. October. Christmas tree.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Managed a field walk this evening by not doing the washing up until we got back. It’s all go here.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Feeling a bit autumnal out there this morning. Idiot dog and her friend had fun although both were eyeing the moon with suspicion for some reason.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some good sky action on this evening’s dog walk - including a rainbow. Oddly I didn’t actually encounter any rain. Back in plenty of time for assorted quizzing on BBC2. I’m so rock n roll.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Boot laptop, windows update doom loop, log on, connect to vpn, can’t run any of the apps I need as they’re blocked by a security policy update. Welcome to Monday.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I like German Pilsner and I like crisps - so this should be fine yes?
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bonus photos from our evening walk - hot air balloons, a Spitfire and a really #ShitWildlifePhoto of a buzzard in a tree - even by my standards it’s bad 😂
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Took the dog up to the deer park for this evening’s walk. Not the longest walk but it’s a change of scenery and some different smells for the dog.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good sky this evening. Give it a couple of weeks and it’ll be pavement walks in the evenings ☹️ I’ll have absolutely fuck all to post then 😂
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There were a couple of floating dog scarers in the sky this morning. Fortunately my dog (that is scared of most things) isn’t bothered by them unless they’re close and put the burner on. One of the other dogs was basically commando crawling for the whole walk.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Absolutely nothing to report from this evening’s dog walk other than a disagreement about the merits of rolling in fox shit. Fortunately I won.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We got out a bit earlier this evening so we managed the full walk. #ShitWildlifePhoto bonanza- geese, bat and owl (heard one last night - saw one today).
The tree line is silhouetted against the last of the daylight, there is a faint yellow glow but most of the sky is a cloudless pale blue.A terrible photo of some geese flying in a ragged attempt at a v formation. A blurry image of a bat flying low over a hedge. An owl is barely discernible in the photo, the light is fading as the sun has set. The distant treeline is visible as a dark shadow at the bottom of the image.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The dark beat us this evening so we couldn’t do our full walk as it involves a bit of walking along an unlit road. Made do with woods and fields - heard a tawny owl, we were right under it but couldn’t see it.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Black Box Recorder have got some great tunes #totp One of those bands that probably shouldn’t work but when it comes together somehow it does.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Definitely getting a bit sketchy with the light now on our evening walks. The section along the unlit country lane is the problem.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No idea what this fucker is preparing for. I haven’t asked it to do anything yet. It’s going to look a right twat if all I do is scan something to a memory card.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The sun just above the horizon still as we were out this evening. I ruined the dog’s walk by refusing to let her eat shit.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
6 Music are back on form today - love this song 😀
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wokka wokka 🚁 These have a very distinctive sound. Also they look like they have absolutely no business flying.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just grey and a bit drizzly out there this evening. Met someone with a young Labrador- still hasn’t grown into its legs yet. My dog barked at it initially but soon calmed down so that was good.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Good sky this evening. Managed some #ShitWildlifePhoto action as well - Kestrel and greylag geese.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bought myself a “new” game. Again, because I’m so cool I’m combining Atari ST with a fantasy board game.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Out for our dog walk a bit later this evening - just about got away with a field walk.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hammering down with rain on this morning’s dog walk, bright sunshine on this evening’s walk. The dog made sure to get a really long run up so she could inflict maximum pain on my shins as she ran past with her stick.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Evening dog walk done - surprisingly warm out there. Also a really, really small attempt at a rainbow.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fuck off cliff #totp
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Westshite #totp
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Chippy tea 😀
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m rewatching Ahsoka - is it just me or does Grand Admiral Thrawn have a touch of Elon Musk about him?
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The big pile of chicken shit that we have passed on our walks for the last 6 months or so has now been spread across the fields. As a result I spent a lot of this evening’s walk telling my dog to stop eating shit. She was not entirely on board with this.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A bit grey out there this evening, a touch of drizzle in the air but nothing to bother about really. Got a #ShitWildlifePhoto of a fox. Haven’t seen one of those for a while, it just casually stood there and watched us go past.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I know this isn’t original but why the fuck are self service checkouts still confused when you put a bag in the bagging area? Robotic fuckwits.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Two floaty dog scarers about this morning. My dog was fine as she had her emotional support ball with her. She was however scared of a bin this morning so it wasn’t all plain sailing.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Played dodge the rain again. It’s going to go horribly wrong soon, I’ve been getting away with it so far. Also got a #ShitWildlifePhoto of some geese. Or maybe some very small dinosaurs?
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Played “dodge the torrential downpour” this evening. Also got a #ShitWildlifePhoto of a deer. A deer that seemed surprised to see anyone out and about.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Somehow we avoided most of the rain on our evening walk. At various points there were rainbows (although never full one). Only saw one other person, unfortunately with an Alsatian (my dog hates alsatians after being attacked by one).
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Went and saw Fatboy Slim last night- served up all the hits and added in a mix of Jolene as well!
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thought I might get rained on again this evening but other than a couple of spots we got away with it. #ShitWildlifePhoto of airborne geese and then presumably the same geese on the ground. Good sky as well when the sun dropped.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
When we went out for our morning walk it was drizzling a little bit, by the time we got to the fields it was absolutely pissing down. Turns out my waterproof coat isn’t as waterproof as it used to be. So just ended up wet through. Not ideal. Dog unbothered by the whole situation.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Definitely noticing the sun setting earlier now. Surprisingly clear sky given that thunderstorms are forecast for later on.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Absolutely bugger all to report today. Dog walked, bbc 2 this evening for mastermind, only connect and university challenge. Life on the edge here.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
AI Teammates? Fuck that. Real teammates are bad enough.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We’ve been for our evening walk and the dog has had a swim. She has also absolutely battered my shins with that stick.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We disturbed this end of level boss as it was attempting to sneak up on the disco chicken. @vimtotime.bsky.social
A cat looks towards the camera whilst behind it a peacock stands with its back to the cat. The cat appears annoyed that its stalking has been disturbed.
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H/B @chattothevoid.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Evening dog walk over to the deer park. Saw plenty of deer and also a disco chicken.
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