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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 20m

Lol we all know Seattle isn't real. I tried to go there & God invented COVID to stop me

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 24m

I choose to believe that somewhere there is a paradisiacal place where this is the forecast in July rather than October

A forecast for October 6-12 where every day is sunny with lows in the mid- to high-50s & highs in the mid to high 80s

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 1h

A good testament to how "not being a politician" is not what voters actually want in a representative

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 12h

Plan A is we hide the submarines somewhere Hegseth can't see them & won't fuck with them

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 12h

Also the task is the same regardless. I don't mean to discount morale but I would hope people could at least maintain perspective on their own

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 12h

Is this really the venue for such cutting remarks?

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 14h

Which is why the Cybertruck has sets of mounting points with threaded studs running up & down the sides of the roof/bed. It's overpriced & awful but it is also comically overengineered, which sometimes pays off

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Cybertruck Do It Yourself | Tesla

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 14h

I mean if you think about it, Iran is basically the Nazis, & defeating the Nazis went great, so I don't see why we can't just do that again

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 15h

The first authoritative history to be described as "Pratchettesque" in the Yale Review

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 15h

Already talked about this fool too much, but I can't get over the fact that he voted in 2016 for the 1st time (probably for Trump, but maybe not,) did not vote in 2020, & was immediately convinced the election had been stolen. Brother, you didn't show up for him! Why would you think anyone else did?

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 16h

The cross-promotion around VERY MERRY BREAKUP (2025) is getting crazy

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 17h

And you don't even get the dignity of being the "gets yelled at about burritos" guy on here

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 17h

Hard to argue the maker is liable because the person driving was busy fussing with the climate control or radio instead of paying attention to the road. So as far as they were concerned this was free money. New car buyers also preferred more & bigger screens for a long time.

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 17h

With three data points to refer to? Both outcomes are perfectly possible.

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 19h

Sadly I can't find anything about Mr. Kitchen, but afaik there are few readier marks of a pilot's command aptitude than the ability to make good wingmen

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 19h

Law is his profession; not understanding is his vocation

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 19h

As one may imagine for an aviator who was skilled, good-humored, & lucky (a rare combination), Mike Hadden retired a rear admiral after commanding the Hornet & Yorktown

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 19h

As with the DeLorean, which is an absolute dogshit car, I'm happy to reconsider my opinion if it can actually travel through time

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 19h

It comes with a built-in roll up bed cover, I'm very uncertain what this accomplishes for this guy

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 20h

You ever think about how Dana Delaney got rejected from China Beach the first time she auditioned because producers didn't think she was pretty enough

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 20h

My initial reaction to her a decade ago was "Christ, what an asshole". Lots of assholes are good reporters. Lots of good reporters are assholes. I usually don't have to hear about it this much!

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 20h

When your cybertruck just doesn't look enough like dilapidated industrial equipment, for a mere $4500 you can add a camper that's impossible to paint match

A cybertruck with a camper that basically squares everything from the windshield back by stacking a big triangle on top

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 21h

Once everyone's accepted that I have the right answers, why would we need to do politics anymore?

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 21h

Is it so hard to get someone IV fluids & a shot of toradol so they can make it to their surgery date goddamn

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 21h

Two. And a half. Hours. To be discharged with a prescription for fuckin omeprazole. For gallstones. I swear to fuckig God

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 21h

Mormon priest, Catholic priest, I get it whatever

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 21h

Not only that but if the driver of the shift in polling is massive Republican demoralization you should expect the biggest nominal swings in the districts with the most Republican voters

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 21h

Sure is weird how regularly Democratic presidents get the chance to run up the job creation numbers early in their presidency

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 22h

The best testament of higher realms of existence is brain damage" I insist prehistorically

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 22h

I format all my AI queries in the register of the "Please call Stella" paragraph for cataloguing phonetic differences in spoken English, for clarity's sake

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 22h

Seriously though, admitted at 10, an ultrasound at 11, & a decision to discharge at 12, & they haven't even taken the IV out yet. Maddening

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 22h

Industrial-scale resource use is always a serious issue. That's table stakes. But AI is only exceptional in that it's building out right now while other industries are largely incumbent. So from one perspective it's a huge deal (rapid growth) but from another it's overblown (still a small fraction)

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 23h

Even now the game is to see how cheaply we can weasel out of any consequences. All the logic & foresight of someone snatching their hand away from a hot stove (now that they finally noticed it hurts)

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 23h

The model Trump voter is failing to make sense of the world & substituting pleasant/convenient noise

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 23h

"And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. Like damn"

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 23h

We must hope that we can win better settlements at similar absolute costs rather than proportional costs

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

In a poor fishing community there's not really much else to do tbh

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

16 inch square, 100% cotton is what I saw most recommended & so far I think it's correct.

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The bag has a Turkish towel & some cheap terry cloths, but it's a full on backpack & if I can leave it in the van I do prefer that

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Update: yeah this is a winner, balances my wallet in the back pocket & saves me digging into the diaper bag for a spit rag when I'm out & about. Also useful for fascinating infants & the obvious blowing of noses.

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

He mostly just strikes me as "aggressively cynical quant, as a brand". If that means casting pearls before swine, that suits him fine

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Yeah, I would specifically expect any woodworking to be crafting & repairing implements—handles & yokes & such. Keeping tools in good repair is a tremendous labor sink & absolutely critical throughout history except in modern rich consumer societies.

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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

One of the more striking things about recent polling is that in the midst of a tremendous blue wave you can see the effects of candidate quality clear as day. Republicans have been pulling weak candidates for two decades now & it keeps costing them winnable races

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