Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 10hit’s 85 degrees in october. just give molly the automata to kelly clarkson so she’ll turn down the heat! 010
Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026guess the earth has a kink for water sports bc it’s finally atl pride weekend and we’re gonna get soaked by a hurricane 020
Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026ordered a gin & tonic and i think this bartender is trying to kill me before the charli concert 060
Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026it’s crocktober in my house aka i will be starting to make various delicious soups and stews 060
Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026fall is 3 days away and it’s still in the 90’s w/ 60% humidity 060
Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026marie antoinette is mentioned on versailles, so i just know that’s michelle visage’s least favorite track from carly’s new album 020
Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026why did i just find an open mini-container of syrup in my house slippers. i need professional help 020
Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026couldn’t decide if i heard gunshots or a car backfiring earlier…judging by the amount of cop cars i hear now, reader, i think it’s safe to say it was the former! 020
Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026new hunger games trailer is so colorful i almost forgot that saturation could exist in film 030
Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i guess that’s one (incredibly unsanitary) way to replenish some of the water content leaving your body 010
Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026mitch mcconnell reemerged to audition for miss hannigan in the broadway revival of annie 020
Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026soft-launching the cold i’ll have in 2-3 days thanks to the girl behind me on the plane leaning on the window and coughing directly onto me every 5 min 030
Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026pilot back to ATL is giving major daddy energy so i know he’ll get me home safely 030
Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026talking on the phone while you’re peeing at a urinal is diabolical behavior 270
Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026as if it weren’t bad enough i’m flying today, there’s a serious lack of deodorant going on in this plane. and now someone is eating FISH at 7:45 AM. a second smell has hit my nostrils. pray 4 me. 040
Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026thank you, but no i do not want to carry around a $2000 foldable ipad mini with asymmetrical bevels 030
Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026almost sent a message on slack today with the word shat instead of chat, in case anyone is wondering how my tuesday went 161
Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026loooove both my divas. but michaela coel carried with those monologues. anne just didn’t have enough to counterbalance outside of serving. 110
Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026walked past a group of people and heard “we just can’t believe he’s trustworthy because he’s too self-obsessed.” i NEED to know the tea. 040
Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 30/08/2026i lose a little more faith in humanity every time i take out my recyclables and see no one else has broken down their boxes or crushed their plastics 000
Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 30/08/2026been up since 8:30 and i’ve vacuumed, hung up shelves, reorganized cabinets, done laundry, and now i’m washing dishes…who am i and what did i do with the night owl 010
Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 29/08/2026the taylor farms boxes are out at the grocery store. should i turn and run? 000
Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026last one at work so i’m just bangin’ my head to brand new chanel$. do i mean visibly jamming to the song or physically slamming my head on my desk? yes. 020
Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026my new sleep paralysis demon is the taxidermied turkey that was hanging upside down in the corner of my airbnb’s master bedroom this weekend 010
Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 21/08/2026but to your point, as a baker i am an interesting talented hobbyist 000
Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 21/08/2026it’s giving “if the light is off then it isn’t on” (complimentary 020
Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 21/08/2026this admin loves to say they’re anti-dei, but honestly diarrhea-causing parasites and bacteria have never been more accessible 000
Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 18/08/2026static.klipy.comJulie Andrews' Iconic 'Shut Up' MomentALT: Julie Andrews' Iconic 'Shut Up' Moment 010
Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 16/08/2026no i don’t know who chanty beluga or clavicular are and i won’t be looking it up 🫶 030
Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 14/08/2026i ended up right handed and left footed. completely off-kilter 010
