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Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 8h

it’s 85 degrees in october. just give molly the automata to kelly clarkson so she’ll turn down the heat!

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Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

guess the earth has a kink for water sports bc it’s finally atl pride weekend and we’re gonna get soaked by a hurricane

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Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

ordered a gin & tonic and i think this bartender is trying to kill me before the charli concert

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Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

it’s crocktober in my house aka i will be starting to make various delicious soups and stews

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Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

fall is 3 days away and it’s still in the 90’s w/ 60% humidity

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Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

marie antoinette is mentioned on versailles, so i just know that’s michelle visage’s least favorite track from carly’s new album

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Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

why did i just find an open mini-container of syrup in my house slippers. i need professional help

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Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

couldn’t decide if i heard gunshots or a car backfiring earlier…judging by the amount of cop cars i hear now, reader, i think it’s safe to say it was the former!

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Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

new hunger games trailer is so colorful i almost forgot that saturation could exist in film

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Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

mitch mcconnell reemerged to audition for miss hannigan in the broadway revival of annie

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Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

soft-launching the cold i’ll have in 2-3 days thanks to the girl behind me on the plane leaning on the window and coughing directly onto me every 5 min

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Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

pilot back to ATL is giving major daddy energy so i know he’ll get me home safely

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Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

talking on the phone while you’re peeing at a urinal is diabolical behavior

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Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

as if it weren’t bad enough i’m flying today, there’s a serious lack of deodorant going on in this plane. and now someone is eating FISH at 7:45 AM. a second smell has hit my nostrils. pray 4 me.

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Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

thank you, but no i do not want to carry around a $2000 foldable ipad mini with asymmetrical bevels

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Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

almost sent a message on slack today with the word shat instead of chat, in case anyone is wondering how my tuesday went

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Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

walked past a group of people and heard “we just can’t believe he’s trustworthy because he’s too self-obsessed.” i NEED to know the tea.

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Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

silo is such an underrated show

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Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

been up since 8:30 and i’ve vacuumed, hung up shelves, reorganized cabinets, done laundry, and now i’m washing dishes…who am i and what did i do with the night owl

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Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

the taylor farms boxes are out at the grocery store. should i turn and run?

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Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

ok which gay guy at the nyt came up with today’s wordle

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Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

last one at work so i’m just bangin’ my head to brand new chanel$. do i mean visibly jamming to the song or physically slamming my head on my desk? yes.

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Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

my new sleep paralysis demon is the taxidermied turkey that was hanging upside down in the corner of my airbnb’s master bedroom this weekend

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Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

this admin loves to say they’re anti-dei, but honestly diarrhea-causing parasites and bacteria have never been more accessible

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Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

no i don’t know who chanty beluga or clavicular are and i won’t be looking it up 🫶

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Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

my parents tell me i started off left-handed and they think a teacher of mine had me switch to my right hand and that is where i think my struggle with indecision began

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Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

tried a pepsi zero and it kinda tastes like nothing? is it a fluke or is it because my atlanta blood runs so deep that its type is coca-cola and my body refuses to recognize anything but

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Chris @charxwell.bsky.social · 12/08/2026