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@charlypudding.bsky.social
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Punk until the rents due A storm in a G cup Thew's wife 💍 She/her/bi(tch)

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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Five years since our first date. What an incredible 5 years 🥰
Me and my husband on our first dateMe and my husband on our latest date
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
We didn't attend Nottingham Pride this year because we were in London for my birthday celebrations but we did manage to bump into a guy on the bus into town wearing this. ✊ Right on old man!
Pits and Perverts t shirt

Lesbians and Gay Men support the miners 1984-1985 t shirt
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
My husband gets given the weirdest shit
A ships wheel
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This has been breaking my heart all week. Kayleigh is an old school friend of mine and her beautiful 6 year old Sienna was the victim of a hit and run. 2 teenagers on a motorbike riding illegally on a cycle path hit Sienna leaving her with catastrophic injuries.
Screenshot from Kayleigh's Facebook post states
"This could happen to any child. If nothing changes, it is only a matter of time before another family is living our nightmare.
Sienna was riding her bike and playing with her friends after school on a cycle path in the park—a place where children should be able to laugh, play and feel safe. Instead, she was struck by a motorbike that was being ridden where it never should have been. The impact was so violent it snapped her bike in half.

Before this, Sienna was an active, fearless little girl. She loved MMA, backflips on the trampoline, and making everyone around her smile. In an instant, all of that changed. She has suffered life-changing injuries. Her head was partially internally decapitated, and we have been told that the fact she is still here is nothing short of a miracle.
I am angry beyond words. I am heartbroken beyond measure."Continued statement from Kayleigh

"To the people who choose to ride motorbikes up and down cycle paths, parks and places where children play: every time you make that choice, you are gambling with someone's life. You may think it won't happen. You may think you are in control. But your decision could kill a child. It nearly killed mine.

No family should ever have to hear the words we heard. No child should have to endure the pain Sienna has endured. No parent should have to watch their child fight for their life because someone chose to ignore the safety of everyone around them.
Sienna is the strongest, bravest, funniest girl I know. She is still fighting every single day. Now we will fight too—not just for her, but for every child who deserves to be safe while playing with their friends.
Please don't wait until the next child isn't as lucky. This has to stop."Sienna in a hospital bed with multiple intravenous lines, eyes taped closed, neck brace, and head stabilised
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I love it when friends send me photos from their holiday
Yellow sign says "FLUSH ONLY TOILET PAPER"

With illustrations of wet wipes, cotton buds, shitty pants, alligator, sanitary pad, used condom, and cigarettes crossed out
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Happy wedding anniversary to my wonderful husband. You make me laugh and smile like a fucking maniac and being by your side is the only place I want to be.
Wedding photo of me and my husband during our first dance smiling like absolute idiots
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Disclosure Day was one of the most boring films I've sat through in a long time. Steven Spielberg spent his entire career being this dude
The alien meme guy
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
Vinyl album, Songs for Gay Dogs by Paddy Roberts
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Comment "BOOK" or DM and I'll send you all the info. 

I know we are all struggling rn so any likes/shares/engagement appreciated too!

Thanks and big love if you made it this far 🖤
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I can also work from aged photos, offering a more ethical and personal way to restore a loved ones portrait than AI
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
... Pay tribute to a beloved family member (pets included!!)
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
... Capture a special memory
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
From £75 for a solo piece. These make for a poignant and meaningful gift...
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I'm opening up small commissions slots + free international shipping for a limited time...
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I refuse to be humbled

And I hate doin a social media beg lol so I'm ordering the following services...
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I've also been summoned for jury service next month and currently the thought of not working for up to two weeks makes me feel like I'm being hunted for sport
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
But your girls is in the TRENCHES so I am forces to 'ask for help' 🤮

All my tech is on its last legs and needs replacing pretty urgently
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
As a Leo + Eldest Daughter of Immigrants it pains me to do this...
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Posting this because I am a huge fan of Kim's work with a few pieces around the house. Please take advantage of this offer and support her
Screen grab of Kim Thompson's Instagram account @kim_a_tronKim's Facebook post reads:

Life stays trying to humble me this yr but im not havin it babes! 😌 if you've been waiting to ask about these then now is an EXCELLENT time and you'd be doing me a huge solid!

- Small Commissions 
- FR33 SH1PP1NG
- Hand painted in ink
- A4 - A3 Size
- 1 - 4 ppl
- Booking closes on Friday/when I'm full
- Completion by end of May

Comment "BOOK" and ill DM tol let you know how.

Love you thank you! 🖤
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The line up for Dot to Dot festival is indistinguishable from mine and Thew's made up band name spread sheet
Line up for dot to dot festival 2026Spreadsheet of made up band names including Morrissey at the Wedding, Puss Kicker, Lego Dildo, and All My CustardContinued from the previous spreadsheet including made up band names like Mother Tumour, Prescription Wank, Designated Dumper, and Bearer of Warts
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
First time trying a bakery I've been eyeing up since we moved to Notts. Support your local baker because you would never get anything this good from Greggs. Thank you Coosh micro bakery for this slab of heaven
Swirl bun topped with cream, peanuts, berry jam
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
First sourdough pizza. Fucking thrilled honestly it was brilliant.
Homemade sourdough pizza with chorizo topping
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Turns out today was my ex's funeral. He had battled with addiction for most of his adult life and it ultimately took him from his friends and family at just 39 years old. Rest easy Ben. I hope you found happiness in the last 6 years. Alcoholism is a brutal beast
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I might not celebrate Ramadan but I always look forward to it. This cake is from The Cake Campaign from Islamic Relief, it funds lifesaving resources for Syria. It's only sold during Ramadan and it's the best chocolate cake you'll ever have in your life. Delivered by volunteers across the UK
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Erm. What?
Screen grab from Instagram. DerrenDayOfficial started following you
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Drag queens going into All Stars after their chin implants and eye lifts.
Girl with triangle shaped head from 90s playstation adverts
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I love seeing apparel from local artists
Multicoloured tie dye hoodie with "eat the rich feed the paw" and a drawing of a catWhite t shirt with a drawing of a purple shelled turtle. Next to it the text says "introverted but willing to yell at fascist scum"White t shirt with a print of three pigeons in a circle with the text "let's go shit on reform voters*White t shirt with a print of mushrooms and the test reads "if you trust the government you had a shit history teacher"
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
We got each other very cute cards
Rizzo kissing Gonzo from Muppets Christmas CarolWoman holding a mug with both hands. On the mug it shows the words "you're my cup of tea"
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy valentine's to my love 💞 Married life with you is the fucking best
Our wedding photo under ancient stone arch
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
What a perfect date night with my love. Movie, walk through the city, followed by one of the best meals we've had since we started dating. What a night!
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Erm??? Why isn't this my job?
S reen grab of STP Guy tiktok account with the on screen caption "I've reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings"
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Dark hair now 🖤❤️
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Latest additions
List of made up band names
Popeshagger
Bad blood gone blue
Soup dog
Rusty woman
Slow wedding
Twat tsunami 
Catgirl prostitute
Bone bath 
Content cremator 
Stack of ten skulls
Death Jenga
Grown up turds
Bedroom booby trap
Mother tumour
Mud comes alive
Chunky saliva
Potatoes of the night
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I know everyone thinks Ozzy was hot in his early Sabbath years but early 90s Ozzy was FIIINE 👀🫦
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Every man that has failed to give me an orgasm is going to this
Shiiine On Weekender 2026 line up poster
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I got this done in 2015 and its still one of my favourite tattoos. As its Daves birthday I think we should take the time to remember how incredible he was as an artist and how the wprld has turned to shit ever since he died
David Bowie portrait tattoo
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Is it just me or is the Y backwards?
Safety curtain from The Alexandra theatre in Birmingham
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Do i have to?
Digital display showing
"Finger
Next customer please"
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
she got this for christmas so I'll assume this one. but honestly she talks our ears off about all of them.
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Here are the birth dates of each person if the show Frasier started in 2025: YOU'RE WELCOME FELLOW OLD PEOPLE..
Above each character is a year
Roz - 1994
Niles - 1992
Fraiser - 1988
Daphne - 1994
Martin - 1973
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Dang it
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Meats and cheeses always pleases. Merry fucking Christmas everybody
Crackers covered in cheese and chutney in the foreground. More cheese and white wine in the background
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
New hair colour just dropped
My face with dark plum to crimson balayage
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Bottom feeders getting their shit wrecked is such a turn on 🫦
Jake Paul and Andrew tate post fight looking like hammered shit
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
We're doing our Christmas dinner today with friends. This will be me in a few hours after eating half a turkey crown and 8 pigs in blankets
Still from The Grinch Stole Christmas with The Grinch in the Chair of Cheer holding his fat tum
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I know I'm working my angle here but I am 9 years older than this woman! I've had no work done, I have no access to professional make up artists, no money, and this unedited photo was taken in a hotel room with standard room lighting. Good work Vanity Fair
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Date night
Me and my husband kinda smiling
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Gentle reminder there is nothing more Christmassy than violently traumatising capitalists until they pay their workers fairly
Patrick Stewart as Ebeneezer Scrooge
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Christmas decorations have started!!
Christmas decorations on a black granite fire place next to a yellow multi pattern chair
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Charly, smiling politely @charlypudding.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
*random woman at a metal gig existing* Some fucking dude - "NAMES THERE FIRST BASSIST YOU FUCKING POSER!"
Purple haired beggar from Muppets Christmas carol
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