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@charlotteearney.bsky.social
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the answer to the question ‘what if Nick Miller was a fat, bisexual woman?’ Head Officer of Silly, the comphet lesbian whisperer, she/her

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Charlotte @charlotteearney.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Making Frankenstein (2025) my personality for the foreseeable future fyi
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Charlotte @charlotteearney.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
RIP to David lynch but I do wish you’d been brave enough to let Audrey Horne lez out.
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Charlotte @charlotteearney.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I’m watching that Netflix documentary about the billionaire submarine and I’m absolutely losing it that the submarines were driven using PLAYSTATION CONTROLLERS
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Charlotte @charlotteearney.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I would like to specifically bless whoever decided to make bike shorts big Tshirt a trend bc omg it’s saving my ass this summer
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Charlotte @charlotteearney.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Pride and Prejudice 2005 obviously
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Charlotte @charlotteearney.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Just saw one of the fantastic 4 ads on a bus pass by and fully got a jumpscare because the photoshopping was so bad. Pedro should actually sue I’m not even kidding
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Charlotte @charlotteearney.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I feel like people talk a lot about these mythical ‘email jobs’ as if they require no effort or skill, but they underestimate the art of crafting a good email
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Charlotte @charlotteearney.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Mum can you come pick me up contrapoints is libbing out again
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Charlotte @charlotteearney.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
It’s me! Come and join ✨
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Charlotte @charlotteearney.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Lots of planets have a France
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Charlotte @charlotteearney.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Thinking about the absolute diva who, at exactly midnight last night, cancelled her 9am hair appointment. I like to think of her about to do a tequila shot when that happened.
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Everybody say Happy Birthday @charlotteearney.bsky.social !!
Charlotte, a white woman with orange and blonde hair sits at a restaurant booth, smiling brightly and holding a glass of Sangria. She is wearing a safe green dress and her nails are painted to resemble Pimento Olives. She looks radiant 😍
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Charlotte @charlotteearney.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Everyone stop what you’re doing and look at my pimento olive nails
Charlotte’s hand in a claw shape shows off her nails, which are an olive green with a little deep red dot on each nail to look like a pimento olive
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Charlotte @charlotteearney.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I’m live with @GameAssistYT so you can also watch at twitch.tv/charlost_ #lostrecords
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Charlotte @charlotteearney.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Have signed up to the library near my work as I’m getting a lot more reading done these days and I’m i’m so renewed with my joy about libraries. They’re so good!!! Books!!!!
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Charlotte @charlotteearney.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Sometimes I don’t get tourists and I’m very flippant about London being confusing and then I look at the jubilee line having stations for West Ham and West Hampstead at opposite ends of the line and I’m like oh
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Seven Years today with @charlotteearney.bsky.social 💝
A white man and woman smiling at the camera: they both have light brown hair. The woman is wearing a bright white dress and chunky sunglasses. The man is wearing thin sunglasses, a black rucksack, and a white t-shirt with brown triangular pattern prints. He has a short beard that (for some reason) he has let grow thicker over his chin than the rest of his face. His hair is spikily quiffed with too much hair wax.A white man and woman taking a mirror selfie. They both sport brown hair. The man has a slightly thicker beard and moustache than in the previous photo. There is a half-empty Prosecco glass in the centre of the shot.The same couple as previously, only the woman now has dyed orange hair, and the man’s hair is now bright blonde. The woman is wearing a loose-fitting orange shirt and a dark orange swimming costume. The man is wearing pale green swimming shorts and a white t-shirt sporting a drawing of the Master Chief’s helmet from Halo: the usually gold visor has been replaced with an explosion of various Pride flags.

Both are sticking their tongues out at the camera as they take a mirror selfie in a hotel lift.The same couple smiling for a selfie: the woman’s orange hair is now cropped to a wavy bob, and the man is wearing a pair of large black spectacles. They are cosied up together on a brown sofa, and the man has his arm around the woman’s shoulder.
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Charlotte @charlotteearney.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Ok I AGONISED over this for a few days but I’m first and foremost an Immaculate Collection - William Orbit years stan Open Your Heart Ray of Light Beautiful Stranger Like a Prayer Material Girl
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Charlotte @charlotteearney.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Ok so good news I have a trial shift at a cool salon tomorrow! I need some models to show where I’m at skill wise (junior but with lots of passion and knowledge), does anyone want a free cut or a cheap colour in Peckham tomorrow? Any time between 11am-7pm 💕
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Charlotte @charlotteearney.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
No one talk to me please I’m busy playing sims 2
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Charlotte @charlotteearney.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
If nothing else this is a pretty on the nose demonstration that gender crits never actually cared about women’s issues
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Charlotte @charlotteearney.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Never kill yourself 🫡
Headline that reads ‘the sims 1 and 2 are reportedly being re-released with all expansions this week’
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Charlotte @charlotteearney.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Me literally every day since 31st October 2017
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Charlotte @charlotteearney.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I decided to go back to work today after a week off sick and BOY was that a Mistake
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
On one of mine and @charlotteearney.bsky.social’s early dates, we went to see CALL ME BY YOUR NAME at Picturehouse Central and stopped by their photobooth. Almost seven (!!!) years later, we did the same thing before watching BABYGIRL last week ❤️
Two photographs: the one on the left is in a slightly dusty dark blue picture frame, and is divided into four smaller photos of a man and woman posing in different positions (smiling, kissing, sticking their tongues out). On the right is a freshly-printed one, showing the same couple pulling similar faces.
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Charlotte @charlotteearney.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Not the biggest thing going on in the world by any means but changes are happening at my job and I’m so worried about my future. I just want to be a hairdresser but the road to it seems so impossible right now
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Chris @basiclychris.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Barry Keoghan, tasting my patented pasta bake:
A screenshot of the till screen at Lidl, showing a variety of items - one of them reads ‘ChorizoSartaSpicy’.
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Charlotte @charlotteearney.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
We’re enjoying the Big Sofa.
Charlotte, a white woman with red hair, is stretched out and wrapped up in a yellow blanket on a long red sofa. You can see Chris’s legs also wrapped in a yellow blanket tucked next to her.Chris, a white man with bleached blonde hair, is lying stretched out on a long red sofa wrapped in a yellow blanket. You can see Charlotte’s legs also wrapped in a yellow blanket tucked next to him.
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Game Assist 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @gameassistyt.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Thank you so much for 500 followers, welcome everyone! 💜🎮 We’re Game Assist - a collective making liberation politics accessible through video game analysis. We do this through video essays and Let’s Plays. Here’s a megathread of our video essays! www.youtube.com/@GameAssist
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Game Assist is a collective, standing for liberation and transformative justice through games. We provide political education, build community and organise and inspire action in the games industry, wi...
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Charlotte @charlotteearney.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Moving my most beloved post from the old platform to the new: the plus size fashion list! If you’re struggling to find clothes you like as a fat person, I’ve got you covered! Photo of me at my most slay for algorithm purposes! docs.google.com/document/d/1...
A fat white woman with copper hair stands in front of a tree with colourful string baubles draped over it. She is wearing a bright pink trouser suit with a lilac top.
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Charlotte @charlotteearney.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
What’s all this then
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