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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff

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A frog who is gay and a frog. ⚸ | ⚧︎ | 𜷻 (she/they) 🯁🯂🯃 charlottebuff.com

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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 9m
This schedule of mine really sucks. I think I will have to boymode two days in a row.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 21h
I haven’t eaten mackerel in so long. I forgot I liked mackerel. Might actually be a better option than cup noodles for when I need emergency zero-effort food.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 29/09/2026
When was the last time I ate something without it having some adverse effect on my body?
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 29/09/2026
Livestreams are cancelled forever because I’m going to fucking kill myself over the paperwork for my fucking disability benefits.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 29/09/2026
Random 4 a.m. realisation: I watched a let’s play of the first episode of Minecraft: Story Mode ages ago. All Minecraft characters are genderless. Therefore, all characters in MSM episode 1 qualify for the enby tierlist.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 28/09/2026
Feel like doing nothing today, but what else is new.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 28/09/2026
The worst part is that I can’t even do the whole “open a world and check the log for all files with errors” thing because at this point in time that would be *hundreds* of files. Just have to go through them one-by-one and fix enough obvious issues until I arrive at a more manageable number.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 27/09/2026
I’m suddenly very grateful for the fact that I *don’t* have a laptop I can take to Nancy.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 27/09/2026
Sorry to my PAG colleagues, but it seems like I will be spending the next three months slowly chipping away at this nonsense and doing literally nothing else.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 27/09/2026
If you think about it – does my pack *really* need loot tables? Or advancements? Or enchantments? Or predicates? Or item modifiers? Or functions?
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 27/09/2026
It’s not looking too good 🥲
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 27/09/2026
This is actually killing me. I’m gonna look up whether there’s a tool online for automatically converting entire packs to the new format.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 27/09/2026
Okay, I’m so sick of this already. It might actually be faster to recreate all loot tables from scratch.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 27/09/2026
Well, might as well get started now. Only need to update every single loot table in the entire pack.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 27/09/2026
I have made zero progress updating my Minecraft data pack to 26.3 so far. At this rate there’s a decent chance I’ll end up skipping straight ahead to 26.4. Now that I know that there’s *another* new biome coming up I don’t really feel like exploring to find a dappled forest anyway.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 25/09/2026
It’s not even that I dislike my current arsenal. I just find myself repeatedly running into situations where someone will refer to me (or I’ll talk about myself) in the third person using the ostensibly correct pronouns and it feels *wrong*. Subtly so, but wrong nonetheless.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 25/09/2026
Maybe I should add it/its to my pronoun repertoire. I already use that one in German, sort of.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 24/09/2026
Mathematics would also be a lot simpler if the only symbols were “0” and “+”, I suppose.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 24/09/2026
Scoping out restaurants near my hotel. It would be pretty funny to travel to France and then exclusively eat Thai every day.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 24/09/2026
Nothing will ever be as funny as slightly askew text in Comic Sans.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 24/09/2026
Okay, their name is spelled “東才空太郎”. Interesting. Really put the character for “talent” in there, huh.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 24/09/2026
Come onnnnnn, Danganronpa Wiki, I wanna know what kanji the “saku” in their name is and I can’t check Twitter on my phone.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 24/09/2026
Higashi Sakutarō, eh? You’ll always be Chuck the Newbie in my heart.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 24/09/2026
Goddammit. I checked Tumblr one last time before going to sleep and they literally just revealed who the new Danganronpa character is. Now I gotta stay up to find out more.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 23/09/2026
I just wanna continue of the Devil already D-:
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 23/09/2026
I don’t like how stacked my schedule is. Honestly no idea when I’ll have time to stream again.
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SukeP(すけぴー) @monsterofsukep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 22/09/2026
The most effective way of solving a problem continues to be writing an e-mail asking for help but then checking the documentation one last time before hitting “send”.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 22/09/2026
Some scoundrel reset my path variable.
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Austin Lee Matthews 🐭 @amtrax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am sorry
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 05/06/2025
My transition is just a long series of really stupid comedy bits.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 21/09/2026
See, this is why *smart* trans people change only their given name.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 21/09/2026
Someone change German naming laws real quick so I can finally make my surname official. Or alternatively I guess I could try becoming a famous artist to qualify for a pseudonym on my ID card.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 21/09/2026
Should I actually join the Unicode Consortium before crashing one of their meetings? It would mean putting up my legal surname on the internet for everyone to see after successfully keeping it a secret for 14 years.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 20/09/2026
Rewatching the VOD of my Oh My Git! stream did nothing to further my understanding of Git.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 20/09/2026
Thank you, Final Fantasy XIV Online Colon A Realm Reborn, for sparing me the fate of being stuck with a malfunctioning laptop for a few weeks longer.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 20/09/2026
Yeah, I feel like my flow rarely if ever reaches the “planning ahead” and “actively thinking about what I’m doing” stages.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 20/09/2026
I was about to say that without my laptop shitting the bed I would never have bought this PC, and so it’s a good thing actually because it allowed me to be a let’s player, but no. As I recall the laptop started becoming increasingly unstable shortly *after* I had already decided to go desktop.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 20/09/2026
I don’t write comments while coding because I’d have to constantly interrupt my flow to do so, and once I’m done with coding I don’t care anymore since I’ve accomplished my goal of writing code. This approach has most definitely never caused me any problems ever, nope.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 20/09/2026
Didn’t think I’d ever be travelling again. Let’s just hope that whatever is going on with my phone’s battery won’t get worse in the coming weeks.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 20/09/2026
Now that I’m going to Nancy, it would actually be pretty nifty if I still owned a functioning laptop.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 19/09/2026
I’m normal.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 19/09/2026
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 19/09/2026
Oh, my therapist is gonna have a field day next week.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 19/09/2026
I’m literally just some person. My greatest claim to fame is that I sent cat pictures to a Minecraft developer 13 years ago. Why is this happening to me.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 19/09/2026
This is, like, imposter syndrome from hell. A magnitude that should make one literally explode.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 19/09/2026
When I joined PAG last year everyone in the videocall was introducing themselves with their credentials, the international megacorps they’re working for – and then I closed with “I’m Charlotte Buff and I have been reading technical documents for fun for the past ten years, and that’s why I’m here”.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 19/09/2026
Like, I cannot stress enough that I have zero formal qualifications. I dropped out of university, I’ve never had a paying job, virtually all programming I do is just shitposts for my personal website, I barely even understand how my own computer works. And yet.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 19/09/2026
I still find it difficult to fathom that I’ve ended up in a situation where my work is so important to some people that they’re willing to send me to France for three days and pay for all of it just to get a chance to see me. If this isn’t enough to boost my self-esteem then all hope is truly lost.
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Charlotte Eiffel Lilith Buff @charlottebuff.com · 18/09/2026
Anyway, that’s 6 deltas done, 177 to go.
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