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Charles Samuel

@charlessamuel.com
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Chief Growth Officer + AI Maximalist + writer about all things faith, culture, politics. I was born at a really young age.

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Charles Samuel @charlessamuel.com · 10/04/2025
When will they FINALLY let the #oligarchs win, right @chamath1.bsky.social?
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Charles Samuel @charlessamuel.com · 10/04/2025
I think protestors should start wearing Marco Rubio costumes and masks. International media will have a field day with the news that students in America are taking on the establishment while cosplaying Rubio.
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Charles Samuel @charlessamuel.com · 08/04/2025
[also can we finally do something about insane asylum escapees, please]
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Charles Samuel @charlessamuel.com · 08/04/2025
After thinking about this for a very long time, I realize I should charge my own self an extra $10 for every item I buy from H-E-B going forward. This way, not only am I still buying the things I’d buy from them anyway – I’m also just paying more for all of it, too. That oughtta teach ‘em.
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Charles Samuel @charlessamuel.com · 08/04/2025
My trade deficit with H-E-B, the brick-and-mortar grocery store, is absolutely alarming. Looks like we just spent another $200 or so on groceries. Meanwhile, they’ve yet to buy a single thing from me. Absolutely unfair. So…
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Charles Samuel @charlessamuel.com · 02/02/2025
[2/2] His mandate signed and sealed and delivered by the den of thieves. What if he tells us his coronation is divine? Would it work? Why wouldn't it? #progressivechristianity #postevangelical #evangelical #nevertrump
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Charles Samuel @charlessamuel.com · 02/02/2025
[1/2] Every era in American history has had its prophets — some true, some false. Mostly false, perhaps. And some leveraged the right rhetoric to mask their pursuit of power. Trump is a feature of a bastardized American Christianity — not a bug.
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Charles Samuel @charlessamuel.com · 02/02/2025
Elon's gonna pull himself up from his bootstraps. But he imports those bootstraps from China. Huge tariffs coming for those too.
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Charles Samuel @charlessamuel.com · 01/02/2025
Make America Grounded Again.
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Philadelphia plane crash: Video shows multiple fires near Cottman Avenue and Roosevelt Boulevard; multiple casualties reported | 6abc.com
An%20investigation%20is%20underway%20after%20a%20small%20plane%20crashed%20in%20the%20area%20of%20Northeast%20Philadelphia.
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Bearded Stoner @beardedstoner.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Dying in a mental asylum in 2004 because I went back in time to tell people that The Apprentice would lead to the end of medical research, the Civil Rights Act, and birthright citizenship.
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Charles Samuel @charlessamuel.com · 21/01/2025
$JESUS #christiannationalism #evangelical #progressivechristianity #postevangelical
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Charles Samuel @charlessamuel.com · 30/04/2023
Incredible, but no longer surprising.
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Charles Samuel @charlessamuel.com · 30/04/2023
It's still early enough on a Saturday evening in the US. Give it time.
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Charles Samuel @charlessamuel.com · 30/04/2023
Behold the holy trinity.
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Charles Samuel @charlessamuel.com · 30/04/2023
I hate the post-2016 phase of keyboard warrioring that really made assholery the norm. Online decorum was always a bit murky in the Web 2.0 era, but it's progressively gotten worse. Hopefully, this app is the hard reset most of us need to operate in uncomfortable spaces and conversations.
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Charles Samuel @charlessamuel.com · 30/04/2023
Boom. Roasted.
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Charles Samuel @charlessamuel.com · 30/04/2023
Beautifully said. There are gonna be learning curves, but there's no reason we shouldn't be seeing sensible decisions made here around decency and civility more often than not. Long way to go, but this is positively in the right direction.
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Charles Samuel @charlessamuel.com · 30/04/2023
But seriously, I'm glad to be here. Twitter has turned into a hellscape. And not the thrilling kinds of hellscapes that you read about in post-apocalyptic literature.
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Charles Samuel @charlessamuel.com · 30/04/2023
For my first post on here, I just need to make something abundantly clear: I'm starting to suspect that Nelly's 2002 hit "Hot In Herre" wasn't actually a lamentation about global warming but just a solid club banger.
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