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Occam's Razor Scooter

@chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social
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Nerdy anti-gatekeeping skeptical atheist inactivist libtard. LGBTQIA+ and women's rights ARE human rights. Of course all lives matter, but some of them need more protection right now. MAGAts can fuck off

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Every time there are three numbers in a row in a song, it's a freaking area code. It's not a hard code to break but people sure have trouble with it.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
It would be easy to argue that it's actually about commanders who ignore the laws that set the basis for that society, because the laws inconveniences them.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I usually don't pay attention to email signatures. Today I happened to notice one where the sender listed their pronouns with a link after to explain why they had pronouns listed. Shout out to a company doing things right.
hendersonengineers.com
Why We’re Sharing Our Pronouns | Henderson Engineers
At Henderson, we strive to create and maintain a culture where everyone feels like they belong. We welcome and celebrate differences because we know that working in an inclusive and diverse environmen...
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Not that I'm better than anyone or anything... but I live in AZ and don't do that silly clock flipping.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Cool! Didn't recognize the lyric. Did recognize the sentiment.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
You do look great, but don't get down on yourself for being back in therapy. You are getting the help and treatment that you need (hopefully) and needing care isn't a failing.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
POTUS takes too long to type, can we just go with POS from here on?
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
There definitionally can't be an objective right or wrong pizza topping. It has to subjective and someone else's subjective opinion isn't binding on anyone else.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
And they will say, "Who's what?"
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Could be a hammer, a nail, a drum, a penis, or anyone in the current administration.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a woman is sitting in a chair with the words not yet written on her face
ALT: a woman is sitting in a chair with the words not yet written on her face
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I had my first last night. I was a bit disappointed in it.
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Appendix N Entertainment @appendixn.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
There are that many ingredients in that bland colored mayo they give you?
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
A well trained cat will do whatever his owner desires. Wait, I mean a well medicated cat is powerless to stop cuddles.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Try adding some chipotle powder, if you can find it, or fine dice some peppers. Will add some smokiness.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The most accurate Bible movie ever made.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
He was your friend for decades. You owe it to him and yourself to read it, and update us. You're probably better off not reading it, but you have me really invested in knowing what a person I've never met said to another person I've never met.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Looks great. A black wash would give it more depth, but it looks better than most of the minis I've done.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
To be fair to Trump though, a lot of pedo have been exposed. He never promised prosecution. Or maybe he did. he says a lot of stuff and none of it agrees with anything else he has said.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Also has one of my all time favorite minor bad guy speeches. "Let's play a game..."
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The only thing better than black lipstick and heavy eyeliner is black lipstick and heavier eyeliner.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Steve.
media.tenor.com
two men are standing next to each other in front of a wall with graffiti on it . one of the men is wearing glasses .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other in front of a wall with graffiti on it . one of the men is wearing glasses .
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Canada, and every other major nation, needs to be ready to deploy to protect countries from unprovoked attacks. I don't want to be at war with the rest of the world, but I have a hard time justifying why we shouldn't be.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Black people are apes. So are people of every other skin tone. It's what we are.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
There are at least 10 people out there who strongly covet your NES Max. As to the other one, I didn't know PS had games like that, but enjoy. Definitely wash it first though. After too, for that matter.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
War and Peace 2: Putin on the Ritz?
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Not to mention that when you factor in mares and geldings we're left with, "You can lead a horse to water, and given a large enough supply of bricks, you can make about 10% of them drink, choke, or drown."
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I give you the band with no name, also known as ""
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
aka, I'm guessing that the majority of the people posting that they will not be watching the SOTUA tonight will spend a lot of time tomorrow writing posts about what he says tonight.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I, Nostradumbass, have a prediction. They cry aloud, “We shall not watch the evening’s throne-bound speech,” And turn their gaze as if its words were out of reach. Yet with the dawn they rise, in fervor to proclaim Each uttered line they swore they would not hear by name.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Be safe out there, folks.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
My green chile pulled pork is so good I have to cook it in a crackpot.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Looked like a test to see if he could see anything.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Either start with In-A-Gada-Da-Vida and follow it with Joe Satriani, or, and this is crazy, play some music she likes on this trip instead of music you like.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
It was already given to Trump for allowing them to play.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
He looks like Teller if he were a pedo baptist preacher instead of a magician.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I do audiobooks too and the naration on both are great.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
If your not repulsed by the LitRPG subgenre, I strongly recommend both the "He Who Fight With Monsters," and "Dungeon Crawler Carl," series.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Really? People do that? When did reading become a competition that required gatekeeping? Read what makes you happy.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The glasses do a lot to help the resemblance, but I can see it.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Daffodil is close enough. It's awesome.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
A daisy and a sunflower drinking coffee and chatting.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Trout meat makes shrimp nipples turn pink?
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I need clarification. Do you mean, 1,600,000 or 1,000,006?
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Instead of commenting what will happens when/if they release shit, maybe they could just release it.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
They'll fight for every fetus. It isn't until they become infants that they no longer matter. They should leave the womb pulling themselves up by their bootstraps.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Making Acidrain Great Again
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The Algorithm Method. A while back, I liked a random corgi pic. More started popping up, then other dogs. Now my "discover" feed is about 30% furries. What any two consenting adults do is between them and I don't care, but muscular semi-nude guys in leather dog masks isn't the puppy pics I enjoy.
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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
This the same Jesus that destoyed a fig tree for not bearing fruit out of season?
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