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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

POTUS takes too long to type, can we just go with POS from here on?

Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

I, Nostradumbass, have a prediction. They cry aloud, “We shall not watch the evening’s throne-bound speech,” And turn their gaze as if its words were out of reach. Yet with the dawn they rise, in fervor to proclaim Each uttered line they swore they would not hear by name.

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

My green chile pulled pork is so good I have to cook it in a crackpot.

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

The Algorithm Method. A while back, I liked a random corgi pic. More started popping up, then other dogs. Now my "discover" feed is about 30% furries. What any two consenting adults do is between them and I don't care, but muscular semi-nude guys in leather dog masks isn't the puppy pics I enjoy.

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

My ultimate wish would be that I.C.E. was instantly disbanded and many people went to prison for {gestures vaguely}. At an extreme minimum, no more executions by ICE. But, if they have to shoot one more person, please let it be law enforcement, just so someone will record "ICE Shot The Sheriff."

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

As far as gross ticket sales are concerned, the ticket sales for Melania are the grossest in history.

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

I don't understand the fixation on the 2020 election, unless it is just one of the tools he plans to use to suspend elections. Otherwise, best case for him, he proves fraud, and that he should have won. It's not like we can go back in time so he can be in office 2020-2024.

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

I need more positivity in my life, so I'm going to do something minorly positive. It will be this weekend before I start, but if you have something that you do to make money, either as a side hustle, or your primary income, post it here. I'll start at the top and buy one of what you do. (cont.)

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Just found out I have to go to Texas for work next week. Does anyone have access to Cruz's travel plans? I need to know what kind of weather to pack for.

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

I'm 100% sure I'm not the first with this thought, but I really wonder if being a blind GOP cheerleader was actually part of Rogan's Spotify deal. I know he has always been on the right but went from kinda counterculture right to full Trump fellating about the time he got it.

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Senator Rafael Cruz has repeatedly stated that a person's identity should be defined by their birth certificate. His birth certificate says he is Rafael Edward Cruz. If he can deadname everyone, he should get the same and never be called Ted. His name is Rafael.

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Congratulations to the verile and potent JD Vance and his incubator on the announcement of their upcoming 4th baby. They have released this ultrasound picture.

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

In this photo, Canadian immigrant Rafael Edward Cruz flees Texas shortly before ice invades the state.

Ted Cruz-ship heading to warmer climates to escape climate carnage in Texas. Again.

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

This is AI generated, but it's also funny as hell, so enjoy.

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

In the days after Trump, I think that when ICE is disbanded, everyone hired after 2024, and all field agents, should have a free, mandatory, ICE tattoo on their foreheads so they don't get to blend in and tell their neighbors they are botanists.

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a man in a white suit stands in a forest with the words now that i can 't abide above him

ALT: a man in a white suit stands in a forest with the words now that i can 't abide above him

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

I'm really interested to see what happens with the Noem impeachment. There's zero chance of Trump being impeached right now, and I think she's safe, too, but there might be enough jumpers to get it through the House so it can die in the Senate. It could be positive signs for the near future.

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

I think I have it. When they told Trump he had to uphold the constitution, he wasn't positive what "uphold" meant but was pretty sure it had something to do with holdups, like in the cowboys movies.

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

I'm honestly surprised that it hasn't happened yet, but at some point, ICE is going to go after someone who is armed and not interested in playing ICE games and will open fire on them. When it happens, the response will be terrifying.

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

I'm getting sick AF of written media now. I can't remember the last article I read that wasn't a brief paragraph or two describing what happened, followed by 10-30 paragraphs that are nothing but what random people posted on Xitter about it.

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

The GOP is so strongly against socialised healthcare that they are going to send everyone monthly checks to avoid the socialism of the gov't paying people. Am I understanding it right?

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MGJKteachingnow @nonat3.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

yep

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

I love it when my timeline does things like this.

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Today I got blocked for saying that a story about a girl who was lobotomised for reporting her father for SA, was a horrible story. Meh. shit happens. It was about the movie Sucker Punch, not a news story.

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

I'm considering a career change. I have most things figured out, but I'm lacking a little info. Can anyone tell me the exact dollar levels of trafficked drugs get you a)imprisoned b)deported c)exploded and d)pardoned.

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Trump, and his entire administration have been working hard, and I'm sure they're all exhausted. I'm guessing that's the cause of the dissension in the ranks. I think their best course of action would be to send them on a team building retreat. Something like chartering a fishing boat in Venezuela.

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

In every picture or clip I have seen of Scott Bessent, he looks like a SNL skit with someone kind of badly playing a stiff, serious, politician.

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

What if this whole time MTG hasn't been stupid and evil, just stupid and mislead?

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Notice how the only people who are happy today are either Republican or named Schumer. The entire party needs to be purged and rebuilt.

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

I think I might change my name here to "Meidas Occam's Onion," so people will think I have a cooler job but not quite know what it is.

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

My haiku for the day Donald fucking Trump Unconstitutionally Destroys government

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Folded up tightly Semblance of personhood Origami me

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

I just went to uhaul.com to see if I could reserve a truck in Manhattan. There was no shortage evident, I could rent any size moving truck. It doesn't seem like what would happen with a million people fleeing the city.

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

A week or two ago a random corgi picture passed by on my timeline. I liked it because it's not possible to not like a corgi. Now my feed is 25% corgi pics. It is such a nice break from *gestures randomly* all of this.

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

He's not looking good. We have video of it taking 3 people to guide him through the obstacle course of walking clockwise around a room and barely succeeding. Now he's got a death grip on the podium to stay vertical. He won't step down, and he's nowhere near to death as I would like, but decline.

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Construction on the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom continues today.

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

I'm not saying that celtic knotwork/designs are in any way nazi. I am saying that it's a style that is liked by a lot of nazis and covering up your SS tattoo with it is still fairly sus.

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

This guy makes a really strong point about the Epstein Ballroom.

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Occam's Razor Scooter @chaoticnewtroll.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Anyone anywhere in the world want to adopt a poor suffering (56yo) poor waif from USA looking for a better home? First choices would be Australia or Ireland, but I'm open to almost anywhere.

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