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chaotic-sewist.bsky.social

@chaotic-sewist.bsky.social
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Enjoys sewing, crafts, board games, horror movies, and screaming into the void to cope with the dystopian hellscape.

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chaotic-sewist.bsky.social @chaotic-sewist.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Why are there no Christmas themed "apocalyptic future" horror movies? I want a jacked Santa fighting his way through the Wastelands, just to deliver a scorched doll and a Monopoly game with half a board from the "before times".
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I reject the title “The Grinch Who Stole Christmas” and I endorse the idea of “The Totally Reasonable Private Citizen Who Was Sick and Tired of Everybody Being So Loud and Inconsiderate all of the Goddamn Time”
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chaotic-sewist.bsky.social @chaotic-sewist.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Sure, when Hozier is up til 3am drinking whiskey by a fire it's cool and soulful, but when I do it it's "dangerously irresponsible" and I "need an intervention".
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chaotic-sewist.bsky.social @chaotic-sewist.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Picking CreepCast on YT, thinking that I'll multitask like it's an audio book was a mistake.
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chaotic-sewist.bsky.social @chaotic-sewist.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
This game is such stupid fun.
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🍁Capt.John E. Rock @johnerock.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is on tonight. The classic tale of when people treat you like shit until they find out you can do something for them. 🦌🦌🦌
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chaotic-sewist.bsky.social @chaotic-sewist.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I recently learned the newest batch of graduates entering the job market don't know MS Word because they all use Chromebooks for school, and my soul just aged 20 years.
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chaotic-sewist.bsky.social @chaotic-sewist.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Started listening to Dungeon Crawler Carl (a litRPG). Initial thoughts: 1. The narrator sounds a lot like Patrick Warburton doing The Tick. No notes. 2. Donut is a great name for a cat.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 04/12/2024
Free idea: ELF ON THE SHELF meets SAW. The elf can be the antagonist or the victim, idc, still gonna watch it.
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chaotic-sewist.bsky.social @chaotic-sewist.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I despise talking on the phone. However, when a sweet orange tabby followed me into my building and then flopped for pets, I called BOTH numbers on his collar to make sure he wasn't lost.
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chaotic-sewist.bsky.social @chaotic-sewist.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
We did not deserve this pristine level of gonzo journalism, but I'm happy we got it.
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chaotic-sewist.bsky.social @chaotic-sewist.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Abigail is a Christmas movie.
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chaotic-sewist.bsky.social @chaotic-sewist.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Currently on a mission to become a combo of Adelaide from the Aristocats and Morticia Addams by making an extravagant goth dressing gown.
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chaotic-sewist.bsky.social @chaotic-sewist.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
4 days into the flu was probably not the ideal time to join a witty, quipy social media platform. (Current content fueled by dayquil)
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chaotic-sewist.bsky.social @chaotic-sewist.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Snuggle kitty. Bam.
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chaotic-sewist.bsky.social @chaotic-sewist.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I'm flattered my stepson thinks I'm cool enough to read Uzamaki, but I'm definitely not cool enough.
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